Tonight’s Musings From The Dock.

Turtle Island’s new superhero “Electric Man” pleased international lenders by throwing five billion dollars at a dam in Labrador.  At the fake press conference, the premier justified the donation from Alberta by stating that the hydro will be needed, because everyone in Newfoundland will be driving electric vehicles in a few years. Yes, he really said that.  Rex Murphy has a great story at the National Post on the 2070 budget.  A national whiny indian group wants all residential schools investigated.  They will need lots of money to do that of course.  And Herr Adolf The Magnificent hinted at an election today.  He ranted about Conservatives being racist bastards, and holding up his conversion therapy legislation.

15 Replies to “Tonight’s Musings From The Dock.”

  1. As Lucien Bouchard famously said, Canada isn’t a real country. It’s just a large landmass filled with f*cking c*nts of all 57 genders.

  2. holding up his conversion therapy legislation

    Legislation preventing him from having therapy converting him to a PM who doesn’t march in “pride” parades or or therapy ensuring that he does?

  3. The media reports that five generals have died in Cuba over the past ten days. No word on whether any of the generals were relatives of Fidel’s son up here on Turtle Island.

    1. Probably not. If any of them were related to Prinz Dummkopf, he would have commented on “behalf of all the people of Canada”. Yeah, he sure speaks for me, doesn’t he?

      1. Maybe they committed two-shots-to-the-back-of-the-head suicide….

  4. The best thing for the Inmates of the Canadian Penal Colony is the complete collapse of the corrupt Fake Democracy called Canada…

  5. Lilley at the Toronto Sun writes on how our abortion king Blackie is playing abortion for votes.

  6. Hail, Hydro!!!
    What did Imperious Rex say, again? Rex, amplify. Now.
    Sorry. I’m hard of Herring, says most media, too timid and limp to castigate Blackie for campaigning with your tax dollars. Et. Fooking Cetera, eh?
    Oh, and Is Blackie wearing a Cod Piece, or is he just happy to “catch up” with Seamus again, a half hour later, on the “rock.”

  7. Hoo boy, Canada, you are soooo screwed. But at least you SDA readers have a sense of humour [sic] as the Titanic sinks.

  8. Turtle Island you say. I am sick and tired of all the Indian news stories here in Sask. every day.
    The Indians are searching a community graveyard in La Ronge for graves. Can you believe it. Searching in a graveyard. What a laugh.
    The Indians in northern Sask. also have a Covid outbreak at Buffalo River Dene FN. The FSIN has demanded the province do something. I recall these same FN folks telling Whitey to but out of their business for the last 50 years.
    Is what I say Racist? My thoughts are I don’t really care what happens to those people.

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