Poop Happens

28 Replies to “Poop Happens”

1. Has that woman not lived in NYC long enough? I mean, she’s raising her children in the city! Katie, don’t touch the frickin’ pigeons! I don’t care if they’re Italian pigeons, they’re still pigeons and they are still dirty and they still poop! Yeecch!
   Not the sharpest crayon in the box.

2. Caption- Look everybody ! I just did a big moonbat doody !

3. couldn’t happen to a nicer Bimbo-Journalist

4. For a sec, I thought that was Belimbo…
   Poetic justice.

5. Darn it, Fred, you took my line!

6. The belindabeast is a terrible insult to poor little journalists.
   The belindabeast, sold to Canadians as cute and sexy and smart… struck out in winning.
   Based on her history, do you think she will finish a term as opposition MP?
   Her leadership chances, as a non-French speaking candidate are somewhere between slim and none, and sofar the only slim she enjoys are her thighs.
   Am I being unfair?
   Hope not.
   TIZ

7. “Stercus accidit” (shit happens)
   Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur
   (Anything in Latin sounds profound.)
   “Latine loqui coactus sum.” (I have this compulsion to speak Latin.)

8. Poop is universal. It’s something we all have in common. Some, like elephants and Liberals, have more than others, but otherwise, what’s the big deal?

9. For you Zappa fans out there and seeing it’s Latin class here at Dead Animals:
   Dominus Vobiscum
   Et cum spirittu-tu-oh!
   Won’t you eat my sleazy pancakes
   Just for Saintly Alfonzo
   They’re so light and fluffy white, we’ll raise a fortune by tonight.
   They’re so light and fluffy brown, they’re the finest in the town…..

10. Anyone remember this SNL sketch of “Hollywood Minute” with David Spade?
    “Katie Couric, I will give you one thousand dollars if you stop smiling for five seconds.”

11. Ubi ignis est?

12. Sona si Latine loqueris

13. Mr. Pigeon you have terrible manners but ah, what a critic you are.

14. What some women will do to improve their looks….

15. Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
    (my latin contribution)

16. It is a well known Italian health secret to put bird dung in your hair. If you wish to have a vibrant hair texture and a smooth silky touch then have your hair annointed by pigeon.

17. I don’t know about the pigeons but it looks like a wardrobe malfunction.

18. Gee, I hope that pigeon doesn’t have the flu.

19. That’s the problem with leftists… never see bad things coming… or going… on them!
    Maybe it’s wrong to laugh, but… hahaha!

20. non est factum.

21. Citius, Altius, Shitius.

22. Katie Couric only makes like 20 million a year or some crazy amount like it The women can,t do a 2 minute interview without getting bored

23. hehehe…. obviously she’s never owned a bird, otherwise she’d know they “vent” about every 15 mins. Kudos to the handler for waiting 14 mins before handing them over. *grin* Atleast my macaw was trained to sh*t on command.

24. Some sage advice: Remember dear one, in life some days you are the statue and some days you are the pigeon.

25. She’s the only one in the photo wearing gloves.
    Eskimo got it right: “Watch out where the Huskeys go, and don’t you eat that yellow snow.”
    Bwahahahaha!

26. Her lips were pink,
    Like a rooster’s dink,
    And her hair was a henshit brown!

27. Hard to follow that one up, D-Thomas. Powerfully descriptive and eloquently short. I don’t think any attempt at poetic humor that starts with “Roses are red” would quite deliver like “Her lips were pink”.

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    1) What was your first pet?
    2) What was it’s name?
    3) How long did it remain with you?
    4) Types of pets kept since.
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