45 Replies to “Eh-yuf-yat-ya-look-oh-crap”

  1. Volcanic ash sucks – it kill power generation from solar panels, clogs up wind turbines, and covers flora & fauna in soot.
    Maybe Gaia is bipolar and this is one of her “off” days.

  2. Was some Icelandic Babe sunbathing with her top off?

  3. Hey green doggie…clouds f-up solar panels,and birds sure don’t help giant fans.Not that the coming ice age will them either!

  7. mojo – what’s not good? Katla is easier to pronounce? The rest, why bother worrying about it, we can’t change it anyway.

  10. That volcano should be fined for green crimes.
    I’m sure Obama will find a way.
    JMO

  12. I have been storing and “prepping” for awhile now ..and no not casue of the volcano but becasue of the world wide spead of socialism,marxism,obamaism,leninism,stalinism,troskyism,nazism,ecofascism,lol…needi say more ..lol.
    Paul in calgary

  13. I love the titles you give to your entries. This one is hilarious.
    Anyway, God please don’t cause the prevailing winds to change. God help Europe. Nothin’ else will.

  14. Momma Gaia is not happy!
    (And that Middle Eastern stripper winning Miss USA – sweeet – watch out honey!)

  15. If that puppy blows, buy long underwear, get really good antifreeze for your sled and make sure you have studded tires.
    There will be some extended pond hockey league seasons for awhile.

  16. Ashes to ashes.
    …-
    “Mock funeral held for euthanized animals
    Toronto Star”

  17. Volcanos must be good for something. Aren’t they good for the soil. Seems to me I saw some Nicaraguan volcanos with great soil around them.

  18. Volcanos must be good for something. Aren’t they good for the soil. Seems to me I saw some Nicaraguan volcanos with great soil around them.

  19. Historically, these two have erupted together.
    With Iceland’s recent history of being bilked by the derivatives guys, we could start throwing junk bond schemers into the throat of the volcano.It probably won’t do a damn thing to soothe the vulcans but we’d all feel better.

  24. Bill Sticker
    […..One Earthquake doth not an eruption make.]
    Most earthquakes are unrelated to volcanic eruptions but……
    not many eruptions are not preceeded by (an) earthquake(s) seismic activity.
    Historicaly these two volcanoes erupt in this order and on 140 year cycles…..and last about a decade….

  25. European airspace must be shut down permanently, the bureaucrats must teach the people a lesson.

  26. Does anyone know what creates the lightning, shown in some amazing photos, that is part of the volcanic eruption?

  27. Has Al Gore been called??? Surely they MUST find a way to stop the volcano from happening, otherwise it might melt all that snow and ice … and then what???
    Maybe his butt plug could be used to stick in the top of the volcano??
    Anyone???

  30. I don’t know. . .
    I don’t know. . .
    I don’t know where I’ma gonna go when the volcano blow.

  31. A hot gas is more buoyant than a cool gas, Glengarrian (it is less dense) and thus per Archimedes’s principle: in a gravitational field it rises. This creates friction in the boundary layers at the margins between flows that are moving at differing velocities. As we have known since Greek antiquity and as we saw in our grade seven science classes, when we rub the rabbit fur against the amber (lucite) rod it produces static electricity, as can be shown by a gold-leaf electroscope. At the scales of large cumulonimbus cloud formations with their associated updrafts and thus associated boundary layers, and at the scales of large volcanic eruption plumes likewise, the static-electric differential can build up to the point that, like mile-high Van de Graff generators, they can and do create some rather spectacular sparks.

  38. Every time Eyjafjallawhosit has erupted in the past, the “much bigger and more dangerous” Katla hasn’t been far behind.
    Uh oh.
    Where can we go, when there’s no Reykjavik?
    Shhh, don’t you tell anybody, the whole place slipping away.

  41. Okay, so how long does canned tuna last anyway?
    ~Brian M.
    There really isn’t a known limit on undamaged can goods.
    Search the internet and you’ll find that sunken ships have been found with edible can goods over 50 years old.
    In addition to canned goods, I recommend those large containers of dried whey protein shakes, some of the good ones contain complete multi-vitamin mixes.
    They come in gallon sizes and one small scoop has all the protein and nutrients necessary for a full meal.
    Banana, vanilla, chocolate, licorice, mocha, coffee, strawberry and many other flavours.
    They keep indefinitely too.
    Just mix with water and you’re good to go.
    These days, there are websites that sell and ship U.S. military MREs in all 60-75 dishes and canned cakes, canned meatloaf, breads, butter, cheese, canned hams, canned precooked bacon, stewed beef chunks, pork chunks, deboned chicken, deboned turkey, gravies, pasta sauces, soups, pancake and muffin mixes, syrups, plus all kinds of dehydrated meats, vegetables and fruit.
    Powdered milk, powdered eggs, instant potatoes that are indistinguishable from fresh mashed, whole grains, mills to grind your grains, etc.
    It’s not cheap but it’s a better investment than gold.
    I wouldn’t trade one single canned ham for a pound of pure gold when the chips are down.
    You can’t eat gold.

  43. The best ones were sealed with lead…hmmmm lead….
    “Search the internet and you’ll find that sunken ships have been found with edible can goods over 50 years old.”

  45. “Bunny stifado, anyone?”
    According to a certain cleric, it’s the *stiffies that CAUSE the earthquakes, so basically what you’re also suggesting is hare today; gone tomorrow…
    * “Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,” Sedighi reportedly said.

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