32 Replies to “This Is My Brother Mohammed, And This Is My Other Brother Mohammed”

  1. Could be the best thing ever for Nabsico…unless of course they do a South Park cave-in. In that case, Jack Layton can draft the apology letter for them.

  2. Maybe they’re cooked in pig fat? Maybe they prefer stuffed goats eyes? Maybe they prefer stuffing goats? Who is to say? Only Allah knows.

  3. Can’t you see the image if Mohammed in the middle cracker!!? Blasphemy!
    You’re all just Zionist running dog lackeys of George Bush. Now only if we adopted the enlightened and progressive policies of communist nations, like China, towards dealing with Islamists terrorists, everything would be A-Okay!

  4. Maybe it is like that silly PEPSI (Pay Every Penny (to) Save Israel) thing, only this time it is a coded call to arms…
    To Rid Israel (of) Stinking Circumcised Unholy Infidels Totally.
    Reminds me of the old Biggles books where the protagonist called the antagonist “you sausage-eating son of an offal merchant” and other such savage oaths. Hard to read it and keep a straight face.

  5. http://reason.com/blog/2010/04/23/first-annual-everybody-draw-mo
    First Annual Everybody Draw Mohammad Day
    Michael C. Moynihan | April 23, 2010
    Via Dan Savage’s blog at The Stranger, some clever chappie (I don’t know who) has declared May 20, 2010 “Everybody Draw Mohammad Day,” in support of Matt Stone and Trey Parker and in opposition to religious thuggery. Why May 20? I haven’t a clue, though it could have something to do with Otto ascending the throne of Greece. Or, more likely, King Sancho IV of Castile’s founding of the Study of General Schools of Alcalá.
    I will be employing my tremendous skill as an illustrator, of course, and expect that my colleagues will do the same. If they refuse, they will be declared weak-kneed, namby-pamby, quisling infidels and will be shamed on this blog (Though such idle threats rarely work these days; perhaps I could threaten them with a painful death, which seems to do the trick). If readers would like to show their solidarity, please email your Mohammad masterpieces to me here: mmoynihan at reason.com. The best ones will be published on Hit & Run, which, along with the concomitant death threat, is reward enough.

  6. Cracked pepper and olive oil, sounds tasty!
    Maybe it is because the olive oil used isn’t from the Palestinian olive growers that GlobalTV pimped in a news broadcast a couple of weeks ago.
    Btw, looking forward to Boobquake Day this Monday.

  7. First they came for the cartoonists, but I said nothing as I am not a cartoonist.
    Then they came for the comedy writers, but I said nothing as I am not a cartoonist.
    Then they came for the Triscuts…

  8. I have to tell you I’m getting a little weary of all the pandering to specific groups. Are they offended? So what. Lot’s of things offend me but I’m able to shrug it off. Why not them?

  9. Do you not get it, these Triscuit boxes need to be covered up in the stores…the need burka’s!
    The must then be named “Burcuit’s”!
    You see, “Tri” is a reference to the “Trinity”, and that is a proselytizing tool of the “infidel crusading Christian Western civilization”!
    Now you know!

  11. This proves beyond any doubt the Islamists are out of their damned minds! Triscuits are one of my favorite snacks! Topped with an olive and some goat or camel cheese,even a Muslim would like ’em!
    I hope every blogger on Earth will post a nice respectful depiction of Mohammed,although what the hell he actually looks like,I don’t know.
    I think a depiction of any bearded guy with the caption “Mohammed” underneath would suffice.

  12. From commentators of that era, they said Mo walked so quickly that those who tried to follow him, had to almost jog to keep astride. He, physically, was epileptic (that is why he was abandoned as a child-both emotionally and physically-sent off to be raised by his carpet-salesman-camel-caravan traveling uncle) and was known to have the veins on the sides of his head raise off of the skull so much when he was in a state of duress(quite common) that they thought they would burst from the pressure.
    No wonder there is a ban on any image of him. Try and draw that some time. The contrast of pictures of the praying Messiah and those of Mohammad, would put the world straight rather quickly, me thinks!

  13. Triscuits was a throwaway line.
    The guy’s real venom was directed at ‘Darwinist faggots.’ He may have a point there, but needs to learn how to deliver his First Amendment right with less anger.
    Hmmm. Here’s a question. Are these guys screaming out for anger management courses?

  14. Or, it could be a Muslim version of ‘have another donut, Koharski.”
    Who knows?

  15. From the article’s comments…
    “Have you ever tried to go “ooh lu oooh lu oooh lu ooh lu ooh lu” with a mouthful of Triscuits? ”
    ROFL!!!

  18. LOL Pongo, we laughed right out loud on that one as well.
    Precious.
    Like keeping these morons on the ropes by continuing to laugh at them. It’s obviously a touchy spot for them, I say keep it up.
    @ Brian, that’s a great idea.
    I can’t draw worth beans, but if I could ole Mo would be riding a flying triscut, bombs flying from his head garb, holding a Pepsi in one hand and a goat in bridal gear with AK47’s horns in his other.
    Could be worthy a fatwa or two no?

  20. It’s all because of the Holy Triscuitinity.
    (The Juice are off the hook on this one.)

  21. …Hmmmm? Oh sorry; got distracted by that sidebar piece on Kate Hudson’s boobs 😉

  22. As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim males to see any woman other than his wife naked and if he does, he must commit suicide.
    So next Saturday at 5 PM Eastern Time, all Canadian women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.
    Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
    All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack and a BOX OF TRISCUITS at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
    The Canadian government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
    Our Home and Native Land… Canada !

  25. Now it’s personal!
    Seriously, though, this is just silliness. Whether it’s the fault of the extremist or the website, the real issue should be dealing with thugs who demand censorship.
    Just my thoughts.

  26. After great consideration, and consternation, and a little constipation, I think I have figured out why the fatwa on Triscuits.
    It is that the Nabisco logo is markedly (mildy?) similar to the Comedy Central logo, which means it is all some anti-muslim conspiracy.
    I’m surprised they haven’t gone after Mr. Christ-ie, cause he makes good wafers, er I mean cookies. Sorry, I forgot their LPC allies have already had that tempest in a tea pot.

  28. Thanks for the link to Steyn Drained Brain – not in the least surprised – suspected as much – that Kate’s astute observation is being quoted – could become as popular as Coulter’s “not every Muslim is a terrorist…

  29. Agreed, Osumashi.
    This is totally silly to take a flippant reference to Triscuits and ignore the real issue.

  30. The comments over at the Gawker (linked) page were pretty funny.
    As one pointed out, if you want to complain about being “offended” by drawings of the Prophet, you shouldn’t be yapping about “Darwinian faggots”.
    These people who live in glass houses are throwing a hell of a lot of stones.

  31. Triscuit’s are only for Kaffur!
    Not Muslims. So says the Imam with the sword.

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