“How come the First Family never invites Uncle Samson to visit?”

“Because whenever Sasha and Malia sit on his knee, it takes six Secret Service guys to pry them off!”

See? That’s funny, isn’t it?

3 Replies to ““How come the First Family never invites Uncle Samson to visit?””

  1. This is just a bad door to open. As long as there’s a Kennedy still breathing, Democrats should steer clear of sex scandals.

  2. I heard Puffin/Dipper/Blochead women/men M.P.s in the HOC of Canada saying that Canadian North American Indian women should not be entitled to ANY property if there is a divorce in their lives, or the human rights that all other Canadian citizens are gifted with as a right of citizenship. Those women/men (the M.P.s) apparently believe that the male North American Indian people are ‘entitled’ to property and rights of a citizen but First Nation women and children are not…The fool, Letterman, reinforcing the same mindset, he was attempting to make hay on last years NA Bolshevik personal ‘hate’ fest list – Governor Palin. The Governor of Alaska is married to Todd Palin, Todd’s heritage is part Inuit, therefore (in the minds of elitists and their swooning followers) Governor Palin is not a ‘person’. The ‘elitist’ radicals are ‘outraged’ and have manufactured a fiction for fools that she should be isolated and shunned by ‘better’ (insinuating that those who really are ‘better’ would feel the same) people as all Native North American Indian spouses are not even ‘persons’! It incensed their fanatical egos that Governor Palin was aspiring to be Vice President! The left wing extremists and some stupids on the right side of the political spectrum have nothing but contempt for anyone who refuses to play the cynical Liaryer ‘speak’ – used by the ignorant to intimidate the rational.
    Anyone with half a brain, firing on two cylinders, can perceive the sincerity and intelligence of Governor Palin – and they can see and comprehend the fanatical deception of the new and used President. Governor Palin would level the playing field for tax paying citizens, she would praise and honor the soldiers who risk their necks for us, she would cut taxes and make the nation productive and prosperous; these actions would make the citizens proud and independent. Some people are terrified of personal success (so they vote for a fanatic who promises make all people equally poor and powerless) other people feel that they will have a day of vengeance against people who are more successful than themselves; on the other side of the coin are multi millionaire. agenda driven human haters like Hussein O, Goricle, Eddie Kennedy, the Clingtons…who hate ‘the masses’ so much that they wish to grab all their money and make economic slaves of all people not in the Global World Government ‘elitist’ circles. The sight of taxpayers living a good life causes the ‘elitists’ types to froth at the mouth like bellowing Gore or make their eyes disappear into the sockets (China Doll Syndrome) like the ‘new and used’ President.
    Think Redemption and soldier on Freedom Fighters in North America. Never Quit – too much is at stake.
    BTW, ET has had the ‘new President’ pinpointed from day one – You have my thanks for your astute and informative posts, ET; it is good to know what a person is up against…Churchill had Hitler/Stalin’s number, if he had not, Global Slavery would have been a done job before most of us were born.
    It will take all the courage that the American people can muster to save themselves – and Canada is in danger too – except we have the right in the west to secede from Canada if the east chooses to elect a mini 0 government(Puffin/Dipper/Blochead) in the next election. We might have some American states in the north and west willing to build a new nation with us, should the need arise. PMSH and Governor Palin would make fine leaders for a new, western nation, IMO.

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