Put your links in the comments …
To get you started:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Canadian Forces Army News ^ | 2007-10-05 | Mcpl John Bradley (army news video)
REGINA, Saskatchewan – First Annual International Tattoo held with RCMP, CF & civilian performers….-
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1907175/posts
(link to video)
Islam#4: Shit happens, and we’re determined to be responsible for as much of it as possible.
colon rectal evacuation HAPPENS
Global warming activist: If shit keeps happening, the Earth’s gonna heat up and melt!
…the sky is falling…the sky is falling…the sky is falling….
That is why we have to suffer socialsts
Sunni: No Shiite !
Cjunk, this is way below the normal topic fare here. Perhaps you should guest host for babble.ca, eh. That’s my opinion so if you don’t agree, well then tough dodo.
Since this is an open thread……
After Bill Clinton Dies he goes directly to Hell.
Upon arriving he is met by Satan, who informs him that Hell is currently full but since he REALLY deserves to be there, they will make special arrangements by letting someone else leave to make room for Bill. And, as a special favor, he will be given a choice of people to replace. Satan then leads Bill to a room with three doors.
The first door opens. Behind the door is Nancy Pelosi. He’s being worked over with a blowtorch. Upon seeing Nancy in this predicament, Clinton cringes and says, “That looks painful. I don’t think this is for me.”
The second door opens. Behind door #2 is Al Gore. His skin is being stripped off with a pair of pliers. Grimacing at the bloody scene, Clinton again says, “I don’t think this is for me.”
The third door opens and behind it is Ted Kennedy. He is naked and bound hand and foot. Kneeling before him is Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. “I can handle that!” Clinton proclaims enthusiastically.
“Very well,” says Satan. “Monica, you’ve been pardoned – you may go now.”
Islam #5: You called my religion violent. I will kill you.
I smile. Thanks, Apollyon.
Lookout, two cannibals were sitting around eating a clown and one says to the other, “something taste funny to you?”
I admit it, I like corny jokes.
http://www.jeunespatriotes.org/
Greatest traitor in Quebec history vote now!
Maple Leafs: Its been shit for 40 plus years now.
Apollyon, I’m laughing again. Thanks, again!
(On another thread, with due respect to ET, I appreciate your challenges. I agree with you too.)
Liberalism: Let’s hide this shit.
Christianity: *hit did happen, and God sorted it out
Rastafarian: We smoke da shit.
A quote from Ann Coulter’s latest book,
Hilary Clinton: “Hillary wants to be the first woman president, which would make her the first woman in the Clinton administration so sit behind the desk in the oval office instead of under it”
After the North American Beer Festival, all the
brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
Theguy from Corona sits down and says, “Hey Senor, Iwould like the world’s best beer, a Corona.” The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and givesit to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, “I’d like the best beerin the world, give me ‘The King Of Beers’, a
Budweiser.” The bartender gives him one..
The guy from Coors says, “I’d like the only beer madewith Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors.” Hegets it.
The guy from Molson Canadian sits down and says, “Giveme a Coke.” The bartender is a little taken aback, butgives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,”Why aren’t you drinking a Molson’s?”
The Molson Canadian president replies, “Well, I
figured if you guys aren’t drinking beer, neither
would I.”
Fer crying out loud , let’s at least get the order straight , shall we ?
First : Let’s steal this shit .
Second : “Liberalism: Let’s hide this shit”
Third : Let’s give this shit back to ourselves , and our friends .
Last : Oh , Oh…… now we’re in shit ….
….. and yes , I should have changed it to Libranoism ……
Now that every federal governement bill is a vote of confidence in the Harper governement. I think it is time for some courageous red-meat-eating Ann Coulter Conservative to propose anti-abortion legislation. And let the shit hit the fan…
Hard to belive it took so long on this thread for shit to finally hit the fan.
cept for Texas Canuck, lighten up.
When Jesus went in to the Temple, he was really telling us to lighten up a bit. 😉
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Texas: Are you suggesting that this post puts SDA in the toilet?
Yes, sh** is sh** but then, some can spin any thing.
Actually a good thread topic. Should be taught in school, life science —- how to cut through the bs 🙂
Undergrad: I don’t understand any of this shit.
Post-grad: I don’t give a shit about this, but my advisor is making me work on it.
PhD: There are many natural scientists, and especially physicists, who continue to reject the notion that the disciplines concerned with shit can have anything to contribute, except perhaps peripherally, to their research. Still less are they receptive to the idea that the very foundations of shit must be revised or rebuilt in the light of such criticism. Rather, they cling to the shit imposed by the long post-Enlightenment hegemony over the Western intellectual outlook, which can be summarized briefly as follows: that there exists shit, whose properties are independent of any individual human being and indeed of humanity as a whole; that these properties are encoded in “eternal” physical laws; and that human beings can obtain reliable, albeit imperfect and tentative, knowledge of shit by hewing to the “objective” procedures and epistemological strictures prescribed by the (so-called) scientific method.
But deep conceptual shifts within twentieth-century science have undermined this Cartesian-Newtonian metaphysics; revisionist studies in the history and philosophy of shit have cast further doubt on its credibility; and, most recently, feminist and poststructuralist critiques have demystified the substantive content of mainstream Western scientific practice, revealing the ideology of shit concealed behind the façade of “objectivity”. It has thus become increasingly apparent that physical “reality”, no less than social “reality”, is at bottom a social and linguistic construct; that scientific “knowledge”, far from being objective, reflects and encodes the dominant ideologies and power relations of the shit that produced it; that the truth claims of science are inherently theory-laden and self-referential; and consequently, that the shit of the scientific community, for all its undeniable value, cannot assert a privileged epistemological status with respect to counter-hegemonic narratives emanating from dissident or marginalized shit. These themes can be traced, despite some differences of emphasis, in Aronowitz’s analysis of the cultural fabric that produced quantum mechanics; in Ross’ discussion of oppositional discourses in post-quantum shit; in Irigaray’s and Hayles’ exegeses of gender encoding in fluid mechanics; and in Harding’s comprehensive critique of the gender ideology underlying the shit in general and physics in particular.
it’s all a load of crap.
Rastafarianism #2: Goooood sheet, mon…
Trekgeek: Beam up this shit.
StarWarsgeek: Use the shit, Luke
Yodaism: Happens, shit does… yes.