11 Replies to ““We have two Microsoft Outlooks and neither one is working””

  1. Apollo astronauts used to go #2 into a plastic bag. No electronics or mechanical parts to have issues with.

    1. With your two co astronauts in very close quarters…They also had to knead in some kind of additive to stop biological growth, lest it gas off, rupturing the baggie, that was thrown in a storage area for the duration of the trip, as you can’t just open the door and toss it out. I read it was great fun to ask your buddie to knead it for you as you clean up and get your pants back on…Gemini trips must have been a cozy place to go.

      “Packing for Mars: The Curious Science Of Life In The Void” by Mary Roach, is an excellent book about the subject.

  2. Outsource your programming to Apooh and Poopinder and you get shit.
    The new Outlook is brown clouds at best.

  3. Here we go!
    FFS.
    Been using browser based GMail for 10 years and would NEVER go back to Outlook.
    The less M$ in this world, the better.

  4. They better be thankful their Outlook is out, or they’d get jammed with scam emails from Shitstan. On that topic, a nonfunctional urinal is a pretty small problem so I hope these are the only difficulties they face. “I am Man, the universe is my urinal.” would make a good Neil Armstrong-like historical statement. It might be difficult for the female but she’s spent a couple hundred days in space already so I’m sure has the hang of emergency procedures. Or she won’t win the popularity contest in that capsule.

    1. If I remember correctly, the Apollo guys peed in some kind of hose that was then dumped outside…

  5. Probably the best part of being retired is never having to use Outlook again.

  6. I have a public Outlook e-mail address. It routes legitimate e-mail to a different e-mail service for easier sorting/reading, though.

    I also have Gmail. I use it and recommend it for Quora, and that’s about all.

    Proton is better, especially if you pay for the paid version (I don’t). Yahoo worked better but Yahoo also held eleven years of saved e-mail for ransom.

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