On the non-random nature of who you are; on the apparently “problematic” Calvin and Hobbes; and on the family unit as reinvented by Guardian contributors:
“For us,” says Eleanor Margolis, “the ideal parenting setup would consist of three or four of us sharing responsibility for a child (the others involved would also be responsible for providing the sperm).”
Providing the sperm. A joyous and maternal turn of phrase.
Also of note, the idea of wanting a baby, but with only a third or a quarter of the responsibility. A kind of low-commitment parenting.
Bodes well.
All this and more.

We need a Famine. A FILTHY LIBERAL Famine
If that doesn’t work, a PURGE of Blue Haired FILTHY LIBERALS
and their Lesbotron or Cuck Partners
Providing the sperm, indeed. I once knew a group of lawyers who were forming a band and I suggested they call it “Provided However”. The name may have further potential.
How about the Hand of Providence.
Actually, I think that name is already used by a massage parlour in Rhode Island.