Danish Style

24 Replies to “Danish Style”

1. Well… lots of productivity there. Sometimes I wonder why so many move to Canada. Early retirement?

2. Come on all you white supremacists! Those cookies will be BAKED at temperatures that will kill most e-coli bacteria. It would take a massive amount of e-coli on those bakers hands to make your children ill after eating their holiday treats. Wait … do these bakers wipe with their right hand or left hand? I forgot what their religion mandates.

   1. Key word: “most”.

      Plus we have to hope that the flour isn’t “fortified” with melamine….

      …and that the yellow stuff is actually butter…
      …and so forth…

      1. Mmmmmm … melamine … smooths the cookie crumbs as they slide down your throat.

3. More ish than dane

   1. Instead of Danish style they could be Ganesh style – the remover of obstacles – from your bowel

4. Well now I know what I’m giving to all the fu*#$ng people I hate 😉

   Yikes that is scary stuff & I was a field geologist working in Frozen Lung Saskatchewan and Bum F%*k Northern Quebec and we would eat anything that didn’t eat us first

   1. I like the way you think … I have a certain sister-in-Law with terminal TDS … and … she is of Danish heritage …

5. L – On the upside. So, if they now move the production to…say Bramladesh. Then the Danish style cookie tin could read “Made in Canada”.

   I’ve eaten many a tin of those cookies without reading where they are made. It will still be somewhat but reduced temptation. But if I see a Bramadeshi style pavilion at Folkfest selling haggis… I’m outta there.

6. At this point… I hope this is real, and those folks who buy food from India set their fake Christmas dinner out for the relatives, with no idea why the social network savvy kids won’t eat it.

7. Dang! I was wondering why that last tin of cookies had a curry undertone to it.

8. WOW!!!! It’s like a parody on how not to handle food products.

   I did a little digging. The company is Rusk Biscuits in India. They pass off the product as “Danish style”…and the video was taken by a Indian Railways Officer Ananth Rupanagudi, who was as “presumably” surprised about the health code violations as we are.

   The cookies are imported/exported by a company down in Virginia called Allied International. And, before you make fun of the US over this. Know that Allied International was recently purchased by Consco Foods. They happen to be based in Saint-Laurent, QC H4M 2X5, Canada.

   Here’s the import sheet on this particular product:
   https://tinyurl.com/56vknjr3

   I noticed that they left a number of items off the ingredient list: Foot Fungus, Cigarette ashes, Mouse dropping etc.

   1. And human droppings which make the Streets of San Francisco appear … pristine.

   2. “Shelf Life: 24 months”
      That about sums it up right there.
      I wouldn’t touch the stuff with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole.

9. That’s bad, for sure…but I’ve seen worse examples of Indian food production. At least they weren’t dripping sweat into it and there were no visible rats running around.

   1. “At least they weren’t dripping sweat into it and there were no visible rats running around.”

      I take that back: I watched it again, and there *was* a rat….running right through the dough mixture.

10. Never purchased, always suspicious with the price. Have been buying Roshen wafers – Ukraine and British bourbon creams by Sainsbury. Decent for the cost. I’m trusting their QC is a little better.

11. We’re already eating this crap. Box says “distributed by XYZ of New York” without saying where it’s really made.

12. Inspected by rats according to the video.

13. Have you ever eaten something and then later shit yourself? Now you know. Shat? I don’t know my poop tenses.

    1. Poop tense? You need indoor plumbing.

14. I’m sure that water is from pure glacial sources purified by the finest filtration system and not from the Ganges at all.

15. The last tin I bought came from indonesia..

    Produced by/Produit par:
    PT MAYORA INDAH Tbk.,
    PO Box 6138, Jakarta 11061, Indonesia.
    E-mail: consumer@mayora.co.id
    http://www.mayora.com
    PRODUCT OF INDONESIA/PRODUIT DE L’INDONÉSIE
    Imported by/Importé par:
    Thai United Food Inc.
    Unit 2 – 7978 North Fraser Way
    Burnaby, British Columbia
    V5J 0C7

    At least it’s not no name pickles from India!

    During the so called “Pickle Gate” earlier this year when Bicks was being attacked by tariffs, people were buying the no name brands, which came mostly from India. Bicks sourced most of thier cucumbers from Canada!

    Beginning to see a lot of food stuffs coming from India, to match thier populations moving here.
    Some of the fish in the stores comes from China and the Highliner fish is sourced from Russia!

    Buyer beware!!

16. Muh Indians are way more productive than lazy Canadians..