Mr. Carney Goes To Calgary

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1. Pierre and Ana…
   https://x.com/PierrePoilievre/status/1941550364622467122

   Sure it’s not “the big stage” as would be expected for the PM, but the enthusiasm is real.
   It’s not even about not being a “real conservative” at this moment, just being real would be close enough at this moment, like that time in the campaign when Pierre carried Ana piggy-back style as she’d been wearing heels for about 12 hours. That looked real too.

   Marx Carnage doesn’t know how to hold the pancake flipper, didn’t wait for the right number of bubbles on top of the pancake so it held together while flipping, patted it down after he’d flipped it!!! (wtf?) and then made excuses for his failure, approached the pancake with… with fear.
   You must make the pancake respect you, let it know who’s boss, who’s in charge.
   Multiple fails.

   Could you imagine what it’s like to be ice fishing with him? Holy moly.

   1. I think Marx Carnage was at the 65th annual Chinook Pancake Breakfast. Consistently good there, but busy every year, a tradition with my daughter/s
      Thousands of people would have seen his ineptness over and over again.
      This year there were 26,000 pancakes flipped, a world record apparently and most of them by professionals with obvious experience in this matter.

      Premier Danielle Smith knows how to flip pancakes. I’ve seen her, and respect her for doing so, I’d bet she didn’t even need an emergency private lesson beforehand.

      Some years “The Stampeders” have played there, and there’s always a few Calgary Police on horseback for those not still put off by how citizens were treated during the covid mania of recent past.

      Remember when Robert Stanfield ate a hotdog in public? Yes Marx Carnage, you should.

      A list, though probs not comprehensive:
      https://calgary.citynews.ca/2025/07/02/pancake-breakfasts-calgary-stampede-2025/
      There is an app at the Apple App site listed as “Free Stampede Breakfasts” with maps included, search by date..

      1. I think Marx Carnage was at the 65th annual Chinook Pancake Breakfast.

         Ah, makes sense. I was a few blocks to the north & wondered what the noise & stench was…

   2. Carney ice fishing? He’d catch hundreds of pounds of it! He’d drown trying to cook it, though.

   3. Could you imagine what it’s like to be ice fishing with him?

      Why, yes. Yes, I can. [evil grin…]

2. Carney is as good a flipping pancakes as he is at running the government.

3. $90 billion deficit? The country is on life support. Ten years of beating down industry does that.

   1. I doubt that’s the type of thing one suggests as being $92 Billion then comes in at $89.9 Billion in order to call it a win. If there’s an over/under for this gem, I’ll take the over, with suggestions of +$120 Billion by autumn.

      Then the lunatics in the #Libranos and MSM will blame Trump for “forcing” Canada to spend 5% of GDP on NATO expenditures, even while Canada hasn’t met 2% since Brian Mulroney did in 1988.

4. L- When “Big Daddy” demonstrates alpha masculinity. P.M. Mark Carney can flip policies real fast, Because, if he doesn’t. He will quickly find himself flattened like a political pancake!

   If Carney had a sense of Calgary Stampede spirit, then he’d volunteer to act as the calf in a calf roping competition. Premier Danielle Smith roping Carney and hog tieing him. It would go viral.

5. Premier Smith, showing how it’s done… 15 seconds

   https://x.com/stephen_taylor/status/1941593140047290821

   1. Hilarious

6. Milk a wild cow?
   Rope a calf?
   Ride a bull?
   Flip a pancake!
   The skillset to be premier or PM.

   1. Yup. It’s called the Whaddafugginputz Game. The Liberals started it about half a century ago when Robert Stanfield fumbled a football.

   2. Riding the bull, maybe not so important. Tossing the bull? Indispensable!