27 Replies to “Cue The Disney-Themed Pill Organizers”

  1. Teasing the little fatties relentlessly is probably better medicine than pharmaceuticals…

  2. Deuteronomy 28:28: “And the LORD will strike you with madness, blindness and panic…”

    I think He’s done done it. Thirty-five hundred years after the Exodus we’ve got the Bedlamite Left and their hysterical foot-soldiers.

    1. How about their parents quit feeding them so much sugar. They could also stop feeding them ultra processed foods. One more thing, no more breakfast cereal. Any thing with that much sugar should be classified as a dessert. Read the labels, get educated. Your kids deserve it.

    2. I have a few questions.

      Is Ozempic contraindicated with other common prescription drugs? How does it interact with Zoloft or hormone blockers, for two examples?

      And, when the maleffects of the contraindications begin to express in the targeted populations, will the governments that push these pills provide restitution to the victims?

      The constant medicalization of the citizenry by our governments is a massive crime, and the dumbed-down, urban electorates are too blind to see it.

  3. Ask your doctor if Ozempic is right for Chubbykins.

    nausea,
    diarrhea,
    constipation,
    fatigue,
    dizziness,
    abdominal pain,
    bloating,
    burping,
    heartburn,
    loss of appetite,
    blurred vision, and
    injection site reactions.

    Serious side effects
    hypoglycemia (especially when combined with insulin or sulfonylureas),
    allergic reactions, gallstones,
    tachycardia,
    pancreatitis, and
    kidney damage.

    1. I would rather die than touch that stuff. Not only is it expensive, but it tends to make its users look horrific, like they had their life force drained.

      Just look up “Ozempic face”.

          1. No, I read an interview with a plastic surgeon who said that Ozempic actually breaks down the connective tissue in the face, making the skin sag and droop.

  5. I hear Weight Watchers went belly up recently, supposedly on account of ‘weight loss’ drugs (which happen to be very expensive to boot!).

  6. If you think the solution is in a pill or a bottle, you’ll always have the problem.

  8. There’s a door to outside take away the iPads and phones and kick them outside.
    But nope sad kids, are to hard to bare.

  9. Kids giving you trouble? Is your bubble wrapped parenting methods keeping them incarcerated indoors, gaining weight and not able to burn off that energy?

    Then try Ozempitalin: The anti-obesity drug that also offers the benefit of Ritalin, all in one convenient product. Never worry about your lousy parenting style again!

  10. Wait. What? I thought dieting and a slender body image was a form of ‘white’ oppression. Racists!!!

  11. If this had been available years ago, Doug Ford could have starred in the Spider Man movies.

  13. I had to do a search…….couldn’t (initially…..but should have known better I guess) believe there was actually a group called ‘Obesity Canada’…..sheesh.

  14. I knew it was a bad idea to feature manatees in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition.

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