Honey, I Finished The Internet

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1. That is like a metaphor about opening up the dang compartments of my mind every dang day for the last 5 years or more. Snakes abounding!
   I round them up and get them back in their drawers with a nip o whiskey and a larger view, when possible.

2. Me: I quit.
   Company: There’s no severence payment if you quit.
   Me: Thank god. I’ve got nothing to pay you with.

3. I’d shed my skin before I took that job.

4. That second snake just did not want to eat that trans-gender mouse.

   https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2025/03/brutal-cnn-changes-bogus-fact-check-after-saying/

   1. Now, thats funny (-:

5. Oh, no it’s not.

   Where do I even begin?

6. My advice to “snake handlers”… learn to code. Before you have an accident and lose your job

7. No thanks. If it were me I’d let those buggers starve.

8. L- Am I the only one, who heard the handler call the second snake “Carney”?

9. There’s a chance those snakes have been defanged or have had venomoid surgery (had their venom glands removed or their venom ducts severed). In that case, this is not as dangerous as it looks.

   But if these snakes are being kept in order to milk their venom, then yeah, it is.

   1. My question is … if they’re not being kept to milk their venom, then what the hell does a safety deposit bank of drawers full of venomous cobras being kept for? Some sort of Hindu ritual ?

      1. They could be cobra wranglers for the Indian film industry. In any event, I wouldn’t mess with them. I know venom licked!

10. Wait till you see the guy that has to clean the cages…

11. We had the Harry Butler naturalist shows on Oz TV years ago.

    I met a photographer who had worked with him. The secret to handling the reptiles was to cool them down in an esky (cold box).

    When asked why no crocodile the answer was “Find me an esky big enough”

12. That’s my kid’s dream job.

13. I’d take that over being ridden by fat violent retards that hate their naaaay bours.