Everybody Loves Bacon

7 Replies to “Everybody Loves Bacon”

1. That had to cost a fortune for all those one second cameos.

   1. Every single one of my Gen. X, Y, and Z neighbors personally keep Uber Eats in business. And then complain about the food delivery surcharges at our block parties, as Uber Eats delivers the pot-luck pizza they were assigned to bring.

      Meanwhile … I actually USE my (lived-in) kitchen to cook meals for the wife and I every night. My next door neighbor, however, wouldn’t dare dirty her French designer range. Yes, her range cost more than your automobile.

      https://d2a7uujil7d64c.cloudfront.net/image/546/800

      I’m starting to wonder if they were on the USAID payroll … ?
      He DOES work for a BIG Pharma wannabe startup …

2. But, but, but, that’s an affront to Muslims everywhere!

   So?

3. That is very, very good.

4. Heh.
   All of Canada’s problems can be solved with bacon.
   Tell the world that every food product in Can Ahh Duh contains Bacon…
   Make it law.
   Insist every wanna be citizen swears their oaths over a bacon sandwich.
   We would be amazed how many “problems” would just go away.

5. Thank you to the CRTC and our Liberal overlords for depriving me of some entertainment in a blowout game.
   Why do we let these collectivist cretins do this to us? Why do we hysterically roll over at the very mention of Trump?
   Frederic Bastiat argued “Law is Justice;” any intrusion into individuality is unjust and irresponsible government.
   Not satisfied with legalized plunder, as he termed it, in 1850, they want to control our lives with injustice.
   His warnings of the impending threat of socialism, backed by the classicists of the era, have gone unheeded.
   We’re being turned into whack a mole voters where cynical politicians trade on fear, outgroups and scapegoats.
   Now Liberals and their NDP mini-me are trying to convince Central Canadian voters only they can tackle Trump.
   Which they failed to do in his first administration btw when steel and aluminum tariffs went into effect.
   More than ever, the West is subject to taxation without representation, paying for others’ social programs.
   This has a shelf life of one election, the next one, whenever that is, and is AB is denied again, she is gone.
   And calling people traitors or accusing them of not being team players on a failing club is a waste of breath.
   Rant over.

   1. Canadiens?