30 Replies to “Shiny Pony Needs to Ketch-Up”

  1. Checked my ketchup bottle. French’s. I’ll never go back to Heinz. I buy one or two bottles a year so nobody is getting rich.

    1. We did the French thing for a bit but after reviewing ingredients, French’s uses the fructose/glucose for sweetener while Heinz uses sugar. Switched back to Heinz.

      1. I’m confused. “Sucrose is a disaccharide consisting of one glucose molecule and one fructose molecule, or 50% glucose and 50% fructose.” To fuel the fire it all ends up as glucose. My bottle of French’s says “sugar.”

  2. aka misinformation disinformation. pick one.
    Frenches, Heinz. pick one.
    and the TURDeau continues the demolition derby that is Canaduh.

  3. oh, and, proverbial question: how many Heinz Canaduh’s 1,000 employees
    voted
    for
    the
    right
    honourable
    liar?
    m’kay? THAT is the real problem/issue that is sidestepped every time.

  4. Crippling the US.
    Ketchup, that invaluable commodity critical to every nation’s national security.

  5. “I don’t pay much attention to monetary issues”.
    JT

    Nor, does he pay much attention to anything without rainbows and unicorns.

  6. Trump will cheer when Kraft/Heinz move their operations to the US.

    Canada’s lefties have floated the old Fwenche’s ketchup canard for decades. The Bong must be in on it.

    1. French’s bought the plant Heinz shutdown. So I will support a Canadian company and the people it kept employed – Canadians.
      I’m conservative and support Canadian. I buy Ontario wine only, Ontario craft beer and support local farmers markets. I guess you don’t.

  7. I think PC ketchup is very good, better than Heinz, less sugar, more taste, normally $1. less
    Frenchs is very good, I often have it and it’s better than Heinz, tastes better, normally $1. less
    Heinz tastes too sweet, and it’s too close to Theresa Heinz and her husband John Kerry
    I know Heinz is popular, I’ve never seen my parents buy a different brand. I’ll be with PC/Frenchs forever, and they’re both at my favorite grocery, right there close to the PC/Frenchs mustard.

    Nobody should be surprised that The Turd™ doesn’t know where Heinz is made, I think in any debate in the coming election Pierre the P could score easy points by asking The Turd™ how much an 800 gm size old cheddar is from Armstrong cheese and why did it used to be 1 kilo? … hundreds of examples.
    He’s a single father, he should know these things, and what constitutes a “good price” maybe I should buy 2.

    1. I had NO IDEA how much sugar was in Heinz ketchup until I started wearing a continuous glucose monitor. OMG! Even a small amount sends my blood sugar spiking higher than if I ate a handful of cookies.

      I have always liked it for its strong vinegar base and tart taste … who knew how much sugar they toss in to balance it. I have bought their low sugar alternative … which tastes just fine to me … but It’s not available on my grocer shelf, and it’s massively MORE expensive. And Heinz has become such a leftist Corp. … they can all go to John Kerry Hell for all I care.

          1. The bottle of French’s that I have in front of me says Liquid Sugar for a total of 20 calories per tablespoon.

        1. Sugar is composed of equal parts glucose and fructose (50% and 50%). High fructose corn syrup is 55% fructose and 45% glucose. Pick your poison – it’s still poison.

  8. Ha! Laughable.
    Ketchup!!!!
    Here I’m ready to offer a hypothetical comment regarding replacing Canadian oil with increased domestic production, Saudi, and, get this, Russian oil. Trump said he’d cut them a deal to end the Ukrainian war. (You know, the one the U.S. meddlesome deep state and Victoria Nuland started even though nobody voted for them or agreed to pay for their stupid war mongering. )

    But now I see ketchup!
    There isn’t defamatory language powerfull enough to illustrate the unseriousness and abject stupidity of the Canadian leadership.

    Ooooo! Look out! Another huge surcharge on condiments is coming our way! Hey! Let’s call it catsup. Yeah, that’ll get ’em like a stamp on Chinese steel!
    A new low. I don’t think I could bear the shame of it. Well… at least you don’t have Nuland.

    1. “Catsup?” is how Warren Kinsella inquires into the evening’s specials at his favourite Chinese restaurant.

  9. Justin knows what he’s doing. Trust him to lead in this important time. Barf
    FILTHY LIBERALS don’t deal in facts.

    The Ends always Justifies the means
    FILTHY LIBERALS

  10. Well this should have been expected

    His A team advisors are busy helping Carney get anointed so he dependent on the temp hires.

  11. The level of Trudeau incompetence cannot possibly reach a new high,
    Hold on, hold on, incoming!
    Yep a new high!!
    Confirmed.
    Anyone who voted for that turd should be ashamed.

  12. I’d like to see him “Ketch-up” too!
    As in Jack Ketch.
    Not sure if that was intentional or just a happy coincidence.

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