75 Replies to “Trolling Trudeau”

  2. If that’s real then this is an epic troll. I wonder how the Turd’s handlers will respond. Maybe they should ask for some Federal funds as the Governor(ess) to help with our high gas prices and chronic unemployment.

    1. Yes, you don’t need the giant sucking sound from the east coast. However, the wealth that Canada represents coast to coast is unrivaled on the planet. Smart people know how to use resources to generate wealth. Communists need not apply. See, we just have to stop the insane communists from destroying our lives. Quebec has to cease to exist. It really is that simple.

      1. I have a five point plan:
        1. Invade and conquer.
        2. Build wall around Quebec.
        3. Demand Quebec citizens renounce the Monarchy. Any who don’t are deported to France, Cameroon, Haiti, Vietnam, or Chad. Any who do are deported to France, Cameroon, Haiti, Vietnam, or Chad.
        4. Demand anglophone Canadians renounce the Monarchy. Any who don’t are deported to London. Any who do – they’re cool – they can stay, but they must purchase a firearm.
        5. Profit!

    2. Not as of latest polling, only according to 250lb Vassy and Rosie Barton, weight unknown, and don’t forget, as the US election demonstrated, the used to be MSM no longer matter.

  5. BC to SK, perhaps MB
    Ontario, Quebec, Atlantic Provinces states 52-54.
    However:
    We get to keep our poutine, and we won’t make the Americans punt on third down.
    And Trudeau goes to Cuba.

      1. ?
        you’re suggesting they ram him up Maggie’s arse?
        the name TURDeau is in fact the accurate spelling dontcha know?

    2. Honestly, as a thought experiment, I think the US would only need to woo Alberta. If Alberta goes then Saskatchewan would eventually follow. After those two provinces leave, Canada is split in two and has lost the exports it heavily relies on for revenue and equalization payments to poorer provinces.

      Saskatchewan is the only province that consistently gives political support to Alberta. The rest of Canada has had an unhinged hatred for Alberta since at least Prime Minister Trudeau the First. The economic, geographical and historical bonds between Alberta and Saskatchewan are strong. I’ve read that over half of Albertans have Saskatchewan roots. The two provinces are basically twins that diverged politically for awhile but have stayed true to their family bonds.

      1. AB and SK are the same and become provinces in 1905. I have always thought they would make great additions to the United States and it would be a great “FU” to the rest of Canada.

        1. The way the rest of Canada has exploited and abused Alberta, and to a lesser extent Saskatchewan, has made a good case for western prairie separatists. This treatment of Alberta and Saskatchewan has become so normalized that I’m not sure the rest of Canada has the ability to stop. It’s turned into a toxic relationship where the abusive partner is clueless about the depth of resentment they have created.

          I think Alberta and Saskatchewan would be better off independent. But I suspect closer economic and political integration with US would be inevitable.

          1. 100% LC Bennett.

            AB/Sask. Independence first… if economic / political union with the US becomes necessary, so be it.

            The eastern intergenerational welfare dependencies can become reacquainted with planting “Victory Gardens” so they don’t starve while continuing to bash the west.
            BC, may come to its senses, but Manitoba and Manitoba Hydro have some issues it needs to figure out on their own.

          2. Yep. Might be interesting to note that in Canada secession of a province(s) after a democratic vote is allowed. I’ve brought up western prairie independence before and asked the following question : What positive benefits do Alberta and Saskatchewan gain by staying in the Canadian Confederation? The typical response is threats and insults but not a single attempt at answering that question.

          3. If AB/Sask. completely ignored the separation ruling from the SCOC that gave it to other provinces what we’re permitted to do, (the clarity act) and a new President in the USA choose to have the USA recognise the new sovereign country of AB/Sask. it wouldn’t matter what the rest of Canadian provinces had to say, they’d be getting busy making up for that giant hole in their budget.

      2. If Alberta goes then the whole equalization program comes crashing down.
        But I digress
        On the occasion when Trudeau was forced by his chaperone in the PMO to go petition Trump at Mara largo the media talking head reporter as I recall quipped that even if Canada became a state that it would then have the majority of congressional seats.
        At the time I thought nothing of his reasoning but in retrospect I realized this was the frame of mind that is part of Canadian ignorance of how the US was formed.
        Namely that the terms of confederation joined the provinces together and should Canada become part of the US it wouldn’t be one contiguous state, but ten new states with their own congressional seats and two senate seats for each.
        There would no longer be any Canadian government institutions or laws in effect and instead everyone in those states would be granted full US citizenship and all the rights, privileges and responsibilities that entails.

    3. BC is infected with the same insanity that the rest of the west coast is manifesting. California, Oregon, Washington, even some in Alaska. Wokeness and socialism. BC joining separation might cause the failure of the new country. MB isn’t much better, either. Like BC, they keep electing socialists. Saskatchewanians learned some years ago that the NDP meant the collapse of industry and the exiting of the population to where jobs could be found, though the recent provincial election saw NDP MLAs elected in Regina and Saskatoon, university cities with kids who did not suffer though the NDP-induced poverty years. BC’s population is similarly concentrated in its larger cities, where the people are somehow detached from reality. No idea where their food comes from, or where their resource-created wealth originated.

      1. Just Vancouver and Victoria. All the rest of the province is decidedly more sane.
        In the last go round the NDP barely eked out a win against a conservative party that was nowhere 2 years ago.

  6. L- How ironic. that the most effective political opposition to the most corrupt government in
    the history of Canada, originates from a U.S. politician. One who will not even be sworn into
    office for another 41 days.

    1. EXACTLY! The key to a successful sound bite is its repetition and so I will now repeat a third time: in “The Patriot Game” Peter Brimelow succinctly noted that “Canada, like certain obscure sea creature, has evolved vital organs outside its skeletal structure, in this case, south of the 49th parallel.”

      MAGA may make Canadian great again too

  7. And he’s trolling Blackie for good reason. Because Prime Moron stabbed him in the back by musing in Halifax yesterday about tariffs.

    2. A reality check from the Toronto Librano Star. I’ll pass, they are the only ones in the country who wouldn’t like to see the Turd flushed.

    3. Trump has a total misunderstanding of US/Canadian trade. Almost none of it is manufacturing. What little manufacturing there is is as part of the North American integrated auto manufacturing system. Canadian plants make specific models while American plants make other models. The trade imbalance is in resources the US would have to import from elsewhere, mostly commodities.

  9. Its great to see the President mocking politically corrupt Globalist post nation States like Turdholeland.
    Perhaps these tariffs will wake up the populations of all the criminal global communist countries of the old Commonwealth.

    No one would miss Turdholeland except race grifters and a corrupt political class.

    Bring it on.

    1. Sean …. so are you inferring there are no race grifters or corrupt politicians in the USA? Good God man give your head a shake.

  10. We need funds in the budget for a big tent – to house the court jester! Elect a clown expect a circus !

  11. Why shouldn’t other countries eyeball Canada for potential absorption? It should be reasonably easy now that Canada is the worlds first post national state, Trudeau’s dream. Whomever does it though, will have to reconcile the creazy debt load the country carries and the citizenry’s attitude that the govrrnment owes them a living. Maybe it’s not such a good deal after all.

    1. What do you think China and India are doing by buying up all our property and natural resources and sending over droves of their citizens? Unlike idiot Trump who thinks he can overtly conquer Canada diplomatically or militarily, we’re already well on the way to being covertly conquered financially.

  13. Trudeau is deeply unpopular in the US; Trump is quite unpopular here! Mutual bashing is mutually beneficial. The big losers will be the Canadian public. I know a guy who was conservative leaning pre covid but bought all the Canadian mainstream propaganda. He couldn’t tell me how it would be bad for Canadians if Trudeau did what Trump was asking on fentanyl and illegal immigration but he sure knew he didn’t want Trudeau to accommodate Trump. Looks like it’s going to be a lose – lose for youse!

    1. Wrong Noah – Trump is damn popular here (in Alberta). A bunch of people here support Trump quietly until they realize that those that are talking to are also Trump supporters.
      They ASSUME that canadians oppose Trump (like you) until they find out that they are not alone in their thoughts.

      1. My impression of SK is that Trump support here is soft at best, which is one of the reasons why I can’t get out of here fast enough.
        I hope to have internet installed and working at my new residence in AB by Dec 20.

          1. Funny you should mention that…
            I had starlink, but it proved to be too expensive, and I really couldn’t appreciate the advantage in the download rates.
            Switched to SaskTel.
            Encountered drop offs at the worst possible times. None with Starlink.
            This is such a backwater province! Sorry, Kate… but my SK experience has been far less than I had hoped for. Didn’t even come close to meeting my expectations, and far far too many disappointments. It’s been one crises after another from the very first day I’ve arrived. I never had a day’s peace in the 14 months I’ve been here.
            If I had the time, I’d run down the list. Suffice to say, it’s pretty damn long!

    2. Trump has also become more popular in Canada, despite all the efforts of Canadian propaganda outlets. Some people have noticed what’s happened over the last 8 years, made comparisons and figured it out.

      Others are still happy eating the anti-Trump and pro-Trudeau pablum because thinking is just too hard.

  14. This is the gift Trudeau needs to stay in power. The election is a long way away, and if there’s one thing Canadians love, it’s being given the excuse to be anti-American. His numbers will rebound if Trump keeps this up.

    2. Problem is, the more Trudeau’s numbers rebound – the more that Canadians get enthused in some anti-Trump feeling, thus triggering a US voter reaction of anger – the easier it becomes for Trump domestically to get his tariffs into place.

      Trudeau can lose by winning here.

      2. You might want to let Phillippe at 338 Canada know about Justin’s rebounding
        He’s now down 43 to 22, a 21% gap.

  16. This wasn’t a troll on Trudeau. Trump’s message was to the “anonymous” US Senator that ran to the media and complained about Trump bringing Trudeau down to Mara-Lago where the “51st State” comment was made when Trudeau tried to complain about tariffs. Trump doubled down to send a message to that Senator and any other RINO Republican who thinks it’s going to be business as usual.

  17. According to polling Juthtin the Turdhole is far more unpopular with “Canadians” than President Trump.

    If the corrupt Globalist ruled Turdhole regime wants to run against the anti corruption President of the USA than they will lose, “bigly”.

    That is a losing strategy.

    Canadians are politically ignorant historically illiterate sheeple, but even those morons will see through the Turdhole deflections and criminality.

    Even a Liberal polling firm like Abacus has the Turdhole polling behind President Trump in popularity.

    People are underestimating the hatred and loathing the public have for the tyrannical criminal, JUthtin the Turdhole… he is despised.

  18. It is amazing what the highest Canadian income province falling below Mississippi will do to even sheeple. Hard to pretend to be superior, when you’re broke.

    I think the Hosers might be loving some Trump.

  19. I don’t think Abacus polling is pro Liberal. Its head is David Coletto, who has a Phd from the university of Calgary – I’ve listened to Coletto on a number of occasions and he doesn’t seem to lean left or Liberal to me. Not like Nanos, which has a long history of being on the Liberal bandwagon.

  21. Trumps allegation of trade with Canada is costing the US 100 billion in stolen loot is as asinine as anything the Spawn regurgitates. Trump is playing to economic ignorance to reinforce his image as the great negotiator. He also takes great delight in tormenting the Spawn as he knows him for what he is. The Canadian msm is playing the team Canada card and using it against PP who is trying to be diplomatic. The Spawn is talking tough to reinf0rce the team Canada spin pretending to be unaware of how he has played into Trumps hand through his ignorance and ideology.

    1. Thankfully canadian media is mostly dead.
      Radio is closing down. Corus almost gone.
      Fewer canadians have cable and watch network news.
      Ctv and global and global could be dead in a year. Ctv not much better. Cbc is unwatched.
      Newspaper is toast.
      Canadian sources on internet is blogs and social media.
      Canada is post media.

    2. John
      I disagree with your take, as I believe Trump is low balling. He is missing a lot of the hidden costs.

    1. I must admit I was very disappointed in X’s Grok AI for refusing to produce a poster with Chrystia Freeland in the lead role for the movie “Ilsa: She Wolf of the S.S.”.

        1. Way too skinny!

          Wonder how the ‘ol AI would render the hail damage/cottage cheese…

          No, No I don’t…

  23. Trump lit the Bat Signal by musing about the 51st state. Who saw the Bat signal? Herr Anal Schwab, Turdeau’s puppeteer and virtual ruler of the post nation state of Canada. There might be a suitor’s dual over the Canadian damsel in distress. Trump and his white hatted gladiators vs the evil empire of the WEF.

    1. Look, as an American, we could probably go for AB, SK, NT, YT, and BC. States 51-55.

      MB and NU could come along, too. We could relocate our land based ICBMs to NU.

      Everything else, not necessary.

  24. So if Trump sent in the Rangers and the Marines and simply annexed Canada there is nothing Canada could do to resist them. We have no armed forces and the civilians are all disarmed so…… I am not sure that Trump was joking. Canada as it is at present is a real danger to the US with its tariff nonsense rebranding Chinese goods and selling them into the US etc. And that has nothing to do with the drugs crossing the border.

    1. China owns 22 MILLION Hectares of Canada. Where is it and what is going on there?.. Building bases and weaponizing them?.. That would obviously worry Trump.

    2. The Rangers and Marines?? You are talking a couple of divisions, a little overkill no? A couple platoons would likely do,

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