25 Replies to “Now Do Mohamed”

    1. Rather than hurl insults, we should pray for the reformation of these sick individuals pretending to be vicars of Christ.
      They’re souls are on the line.

      1. “Their” souls are on the line. Your heart’s in the right place but your spellcheck is off.

        But I don’t see why we can’t hurl insults. They may aid in the purpose. They may alert the sinner to his error. They may assist in diagnosing and rectifying it. Knowing he’s a syphilitic asswipe allows us to budget for the right mix of antibiotics and towels. The Lord works in mysterious ways.

        1. Actually, the spell check worked perfectly. The problem is a PEBKAC error. (look it up.)
          Maybe we can do both… hurl insults, AND pray for the reformation of their souls.

          1. Thanks for the vocabulary tip, I had assumed there was an eastern European politician named Janos Pebkac who accounted for the term. Perhaps there will be one now?

            I think the prayer is what matters and the insults are passing circumstance. If the one is there, you can put up with the other.

    1. They can’t pervert Jesus. Islam teaches he was a man, born of a virgin, who performed miracles, and gave the Word of Allah to the Jews. Try tell them their prophet Isa was a trannie. Let me know how that goes for you.

      1. I think I pay them teachers teach them Arabic. Darn.

        Arabic is the language of hate of Jews and the West.

  1. Did Jesus ever Jack-off? Did he ever have nocturnal emissions? Dis Jesus ever have a 3-way? Was it MFF or MMF?

    What? You’re offended by these crass questions? They’re no worse than the garbage this Cambridge Dean is shoveling. What a pig.

  2. Some years back I attended a show by Scottish comedian Kevin Bridges in part of which he took several vicious swipes at Christ and Christianity. I was sorely tempted to shout out “great, now do some prophet Mohammed jokes”. Of course that might have destroyed the comedy atmosphere, ha ha.

  3. Some nut last week was trying to convince me they crucified Jesus because he was caught in the garden with a minor. This whole “King of the Jews” thing was just a Roman cover up story. Or something.

  4. I’m certain Mohammad was trans gender, there was good reason dogs didn’t like Moe, and consequently dogs are now seen as not something to have if you’re an islamic, perhaps none of the dogs enjoy the company of the human beings which are Moe like.

    Anyways, if the Cambridge Dean was truly brave, and not a coward, he’d conjure up something like what I’ve just said here, but I doubt he will as already stated, “coward” and something about a couple of million new Britons which could be easily offended. Who knows? They’d maybe riot, or rape young girls.

    But I don’t care if the Britons are offended. New, old, or closet terrorists like the Moe Man.

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