“Free Drinks and Nibbles”

17 Replies to ““Free Drinks and Nibbles””

1. Its like the elite in The Hunger Games, except real.

2. Hilarious

3. Hahahaha ha ha ha … Ed Sheeran was wearing the EXACT SAME powder blue tux I wore to my senior ball in 1974! My Senior girlfriend and I were having a tiff … so I invited a Freshman girl instead. Yeah … the silly little Freshman girl suggested the powder blue tux … who was I to argue with the little minx. Yes … the Social embarrassment of going to San Francisco in a Powder Blue Tux … was more than offset by my Freshman date. More than offset.

   What’s Sheeran’s excuse

4. I want a new planet.

5. I knew of at least 5 of those people who were acting important and can appreciate very much those who were dipped in Veet up to their nose for the occasion and then scrubbed / showered off. An additional scrub with exfoliating crushed apricot seed will rid them of the chemical scent which can be quite noxious to some.

   For more “how to keep your spouse entertained” ideas just subscribe to my X / Twitter feed.

6. I can ignore the freaks but I can not ignore that ass on the left of the thumbnail.

   Thanks Francisco.

   1. Emily Ratajkowski.
      Very nice to look at.
      And she has a cool Rottweiler.
      I think she’s single. Go for it.

      1. Some guy, some where is fed up with her crap. All you can do is point and laugh.

   2. Another person of culture… greetings.

7. Kind of makes you want to go crazy with a machete.

8. Not vaguely vogue,just terribly trendy.

9. “I pretty much only listen to and Pearl Jam and John Farnham.”

   Brilliant.

   As for these $75,000-per-ticket Met Gala wankers…
   …one prays for the asteroid.

10. i just read today that its also in style for males to wear a string of pearls like the red dwarf , missy thunderthighs , minister of finance for canada.

    Im finding it harder and harder to relate to the younger generations.

    1. Until they are truly hungry, as in starving, the realities of life will elude them.

11. The finely tuned bullshit detector has become harder to find here in Oz. Parts of suburbia and rural areas are where it thrives on the abundant woke of the inner cities. Being subversive has improved its appeal.

12. Our betters?

13. The Weimar Republic was similar in brash decadence, cultural decline, and runaway inflation. It also heralded the rise of fascism. Repeat or Rhyme?