76 Replies to “May 9, 2024: Reader Tips”

    1. Stormy: “OK, stick your hand in.”
      Man: Hand goes in up to the wrist.
      Stormy: “OK, now your other hand.”
      Man: Has both hands in up to his wrists.
      Stormy “OK, now clap your hands!”
      Man: “I can’t.”
      Stormy :”Pretty tight, eh?”

    2. He was black, not orange.

      Johnny Cochran created a reasonable doubt.

      1. Trying to fit a tight fitting leather glove over a loose latex glove, isn’t going to work.

        Plus a wet leather glove will shrink.

        There’s no way the gloves will fit.

        1. The prosecution had its chance to mention that. And OJ is beyond caring about our opinions.

  1. I’m thinking about emailing CityTv, the CBC and all the rest of our crap media about the AstraZeneca recall and my fears that People of Colour, Aboriginals and the 2slgblt whatever crowd have been massively, disproportionately harmed by the vaccine.

    You play to your audience…

    1. Either CTV (fake) “news” blocked my email address, or they shut down their mailbox.
      I tried three different email address from two different IP sources, with the same result. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Undeliverable — mailbox full.

    1. I am always amazed at things like that. I and many others have commented about that sort of planning in other places but it seems no one really listens.

      1. The Purple Princess also blamed climate change for Calgary flooding rather than the obvious.

    1. She says the Palestinians are her people then she says the Jews are her people. Palestinians would find that mutually exclusive.

      1. I saw the son of the Hamas leader interviewed, he’s left the family business. He told two stunned jihad rats that there are no palestinian people, just tribes that hate each other a little less than they hate Jews.
        Needless to say, his old man would not agree. I hope he survives.

    1. As I say AI IS BS.

      I heard a radio report, a couple of days ago, where an “AI program” could digest a 70 page report and provide a summary. I wonder what anyone using this program learnt? How would they know the summary reflected the report? Wouldn’t reading the report have obviated the need for the summary or are all such reports simply make-work? What was the point of producing the summary, merely to avoid reading the report?

      I can see this as a boon to governments and bureaucrats everywhere. AI is programmed to generate a report by feeding it topics, sources, etc; another AI summarizes the report. Another AI collates all relevant reports and summaries. A bureaucrat attaches the collation to an email to his minister or boss. Minister waves the a summary of the collation in a Parliamentary debate as evidence of the work the government has put in to solving the crisis, which no one has read, nor studied. In fact, why do I get the impression that this is alredy the case?

      I can predict that, in the years to come, AI will greatly reduce the variety and subtlety in language and fact and interpretation. George Orwell will smile knowingly.

      1. “As I say AI IS BS.”

        So far, absolutely.

        Remember years ago when someone asked ‘Alexa’ “why don’t ALL lives matter”? The response from this supposed AI was a lecture on how *racist* that question was(!). That was an early indication of the problem that has now resulted in depictions of black Nazis and an Asian George Washington and such: these supposed ‘Artificial Intelligence’ creations are 100% question/response *programs*, written by people and organizations who infuse them with their own personal values, politics and opinions.

    1. well they cut down millions of trees to plant the wind farm what do they expect

  2. Love these reader tips everyday. One of the many reasons I come here a few times everyday. After The Daily Mail, this is my second visit every morning. SDA RULES!

  3. Dark Waters, 2019

    “Cincinnati, Ohio 1998: Up-and-coming corporate attorney Robert Bilott, a new partner at a prestigious law firm, is visited by one of his grandmother’s neighbors from West Virginia. Angry farmer Wilbur O. Tennant asks him to sue chemical multinational DuPont. His cows, according to the accusation, are being poisoned by a nearby landfill. Such a mandate is actually out of the question for Bilott, because he normally represents corporations. When he drives to remote Parkersburg to see for himself, his mind changes abruptly. The lawyer sees shocking evidence of the poisoning of the cattle with his own eyes: black teeth, huge tumors and terrible deformities.”

    https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9071322/

      1. “Nobody cares, Jews are not involved.”

        That’s because the Book of Deuteronomy circa 7th millennium BC godsplained to the world that Jews are “the chosen people” and everyone else had better adhere.

        Jewish peoples have definitely not had it very good ever since, although it seems like unless your “gods chosen people” you can suck eggs as far as the western world is concerned.

  4. Was waiting in the parking lot (with a couple of other patient drivers) for a gorgeous young girl to exit her parking spot by executing a rather complicated 8-point turn. She finally got free and as she drove away I noticed her bumper sticker “Fabulous girls hit curbs”.

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