You can take the boy out of Chicago…
Barack Obama’s private chef, Tafari Campbell, vanished on Sunday evening while paddleboarding in Edgartown Great Pond. He turned up drowned Monday morning in a pond off the former president’s Martha’s Vineyard estate.
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This is no paddle board accident!
https://youtu.be/QTQsVadGR3c
Did he have a dog-paddle licence??
In Canada, this would all be regulated by the Canadian Paddle Board.
Was it the ghost of Ted Kennedy? he was experienced with making late calls to the police…
Looks like Barack might be the kind of dad who doesn’t like his girls getting to close to the “help”
He should take a page from OJ’s book……..
If the oven mitt doesn’t fit….you must acquit!!
I would speculate that Sasha was caught getting boned by the “Dear Family Member” Chef. I suspect he had been just waiting for 12 yo Sasha to reach the age of consent, then pounced. I guess Barrack had hoped her FIRST sexual encounter would be with a white leftist kid from Harvard. Oh well, actions have consequences …
And where is the actual EVIDENCE that Barrack and Michelle were not on their property the night of the drowning? Where are the neighbors who will validate the story by claiming they were at their homes? Where is the security cam footage? Which restaurant patrons claimed to have seen the Obama’s? Or did the Obama’s camp overnight on someone else’s wilderness property?
Yeah … right … sorry … my tin hat is fitted tightly to my skull. Until the ACTUAL evidence is presented … my aluminum skull cap will remain in place
He saw Michelle aka Big Mike using the urinals.
Let’s not rush to judgement.
We should wait for the coroner’s report of how many holes were in the back of his head, which will confirm that the obvious cause of death was drowning.
Lessee here… chef… knives… cuts… struggle or defensive wounds or inexperience handling knives…
Well, heck! I am completely mystified why there would be any conspiracy theories generated by this absolutely straightforward story, where everything has been clearly explained. You know how it is. We all smash glasses and cut our fingers right before our personal chef is found dead. Happens all the time, right?
did he fall in after choking on something attached to Mochelle?
Maybe he served the ex prez some overcooked dog? Wrapped in bacon?
And people slag the “lamestream media”.
Covid… 😉
Perhaps Obama consulted ( or contracted ) the Clintons on personnel discipline techniques.
So is it Obamacide, Clintoncide, or Arkancide? I can’t keep up with Democrat deaths.
Anagram for Tafari Campbell is macabre pitfall. Coincidence? I don’t think so.
Once while we were dating I gave my wife a mild head dunk while swimming in a friend’s pool. Holy Hell!!! I won’t make that mistake again.
I came out of there looking like I gave a feral cat a bath.
Putin..Putin…or Putin.
Case solved
Somehow this brought to mind the stories of the number of suspicious deaths that occurred at Rev. Right’s church, back in the day when a certain someone was beginning his political career.
Re Obama’s bandaged fingers and black eye; ‘Michele, you got some ‘splainin’ to do!’
The KGB claims another scalp for Putin.
Meanwhile in Chicago?
There have been four separate mass shootings by 9 AM Sunday this weekend, one nine (9) person shooting scene, and three 3 person shooting scenes.
Where you ask? North Lawndale, Austin, Auburn Gresham, and Grand Crossing.
https://heyjackass.com/enlightening-commentary/dont-demonize-weekend-9/
Any bets on any of these mass shootings making the national news?
I believe the Obama’s would at least know the Clinton’s. Chefs wouldn’t be a big deal for secretly writing books.