“DO AS I SAY OR I’LL SHOOT!”

17 Replies to ““DO AS I SAY OR I’LL SHOOT!””

1. do what he say , do what he say!!!

   1. Isn’t anyone going to help that poor man??

      1. More schnitzelgruben?

         1. It’s Hedley.

      2. Quiet Harriet, that’s a sure way to get him killed.

2. Shoot.

3. I think he said the sheriff is near.

4. Apparently Andrew thought the alligator would eat him last.

   I suppose I can understand why though, he’s been feeding it for years.

5. Keyboard warrior Zen

6. Again, when you’ve lost Andrew Coyne…..

7. Problem is trudope will bail these scumbags out again.

8. Life Follows Art dept..
   Buy This Magazine or We Kill This Dog – National Lampoon 1973
   https://img.washingtonpost.com/rf/image_480w/WashingtonPost/Content/Blogs/Images/national-lampoon-73.jpg?uuid=yiT0ED1PEeKKXEc3l75gLA

   1. And Mr. Cheeseface was raised by typical Vermonters … although the dog died three years later … after having been, indeed, shot to death …

      https://www.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/who-shot-mr-cheeseface-the-vermont-demise-of-a-famous-mutt/Content?oid=23671435

   2. Mr Cheeseface’s “owners” …

      https://media2.sevendaysvt.com/sevendaysvt/imager/u/original/23671424/crime2-3-c4466bff8c346971.jpg?_ga=2.207330448.2099141678.1687489568-404773292.1687489568

   3. Oh man, do I remember that cover. I bought every issue of National Lampoon. It was a natural progression from Mad magazine.

      1. That cover was the work of the late, great P. J. O’Rourke

      2. Yup. It was a great magazine for a great time!