28 Replies to “Ban All The Things!”

  2. It’s a little known fact that the homeless crisis in California is caused by a Skittles epidemic, with M&Ms being the main gateway candy.

        1. How “fair and balanced” of their junk science ruling. I hope all these product manufacturers sue the shit out of CA … and get their cut of the remaining CA taxpayers … before the blacks all get their cut.

    1. To do that we have to ban stupid voters but then you know what Forrest Gump said ….

      1. Not enough to ban stupid voters. You also have to ban voting by mail, electronic voting, and (often missed, but just as important) electronic vote counting.

        Then you might have a chance. At the very least you’d have a brief reprieve before they found a new way to cheat.

  5. Of course they’ll make exceptions for red dye in things like chorizo and tranny lipstick.

  6. Good stuff, we all know that coke and crack are a healthier choice right liberals?

  7. In making it harder for the private sector to engage in voluntary exchange, the bureaucrat-politician (anti-voluntary exchange) class has endless opportunities for “employment”.

  9. Gavin is so caring … he wants to control, but care for all our needs.
    So … Gavin I just went poo poo and I need a wipe … would you be so kind ….
    Bring the Charmin eh.

  11. “Mommy can I have skittles?” No but if you just let me get your dick cut off I’ll look good at the next PTA meeting – typical white liberal California mom.

  13. He is alienating hos core electorate, without Skittles how will all the Travon Martins make sizzurp?

  14. You know what else contains potassium bromate? Bread, pizza, doughnuts, muffins, bagels, crackers, tortillas, pretzels. etc.

    Enjoy your bugs, California.

  15. L – “In other news, P.M. Justin Trudeau’s gov’t. bans Smarties…
    due to their suspicion that, they might make voters smarter.”

    Asked for evidence, Trudeau said the precautionary principle was being
    applied, this to ensure his government would be “safe and effective”.

    1. I saw a thing on Twitter where Justin Trudeau’s IQ test came back negative.

  16. Yet he is still Governor whom the masses voted for. I take it Californians don’t like skittles 🙂

  17. So how do they identify if something is unhealthy.

    Ok they grossly over feed some rats and then look for side effects vs a control group of rats that are not overfeed.

    So it turns out that pretty much anything if taken in stupid amounts is unhealthy.

    A skittle is not unhealthy, a 1000 skittles a day for a year is unhealthy.

    But in general, eating the bare minimum to not starve while still consuming sufficient vitamins and trace elements is the most likely way to have a long life.

    But since nobody knows if for them personally having exactly 200 glasses of red wine in their life will have no effect and the 201st glass of wine leads to cancer at the age of 90, its not like most people care in the slightest. Oh btw that day you ate from a aluminium pot on camp when 7 will give you dementia at 89…also try and not consume to much oxygen, its unhealthy.

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