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1. Haha. That is Madonna

   “There’s no whore like an old whore,” as a former PM of Canada once said

2. What can you say.

3. Not Madonna. Clearly a black woman. :51seconds, black arms. Besides, if Madonna screeched and yelled that much, her rebuilt face would crack like an egg.
   Grotesque.

4. I didn’t realize a skank was required for this situation.

5. End-stage TDS ain’t pretty.

6. Nuckin’ futz!!
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   I’m surprised Lichtenstein hasn’t invaded and conquered the U.S. already. All they’d need is about 15 guys from the bar, a few baseball bats, and grampa’s old muzzleloader from above the mantle and they’d be mopping up pockets of resistance on day 4.

   Wait… given that video in the tweet, what resistance?

7. Death throws of a hollowed out culture from decades of corrosive identity politics.

8. That is really going to convince Trump supporters that they are on the wrong side of history.

   *channeling Progressive Pat.

9. White face!??? Ohhhhh mommmaaaaa … not the crackah whiteface

10. MAD onna????

11. Finally, I won’t be the ugliest creature in New York City.

    Just don’t cross the streams.

    And James Woods has entered the chat:

    https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1643023315966066698?s=20

12. The kind of thing you used to see in the days of the Weimar Republic. That’s not good….

13. I thought it was a zombie.
    Zombies are like rats…

    1. No, zombies are not like rats. Rats exist.

14. Was an emergency order placed with China for all the penicillin they could ship to New York City?

15. Its the Salt Vampire.

    1. For the longest time I thought that episode of Star Trek was kinda stupid, then it came true.

       1. 🙂
          Star Trek was prophetic.
          Spock’s Brain, Return of the Archons, and no doubt others are all coming true.

16. The NEW Bud Light spokesperson!

    Bud Light Marketing Exec: “Man oh man! We couldn’t have possibly done worse than choosing that tiny tranny to push Bud Light.”

    Bud Light Marketing Intern: “Hold my beer.”

    Bud Light Marketing Exec: “Hey! You just handed me a Miller Lite.”

17. Imagine thirty years ago someone told you that Roseanne Barr would one day look better than Madonna.

    1. Sophia Loren’s skeleton will still look better than Madonna at 19, IMHO.

       Anyway, as a firearms and history buff, I thought this might interest you:
       https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADcbbzx79q8

       Looks like whitey was, if not ahead of the Chinese around 800 AD, at least on an even keel with them.

       1. Don’t do that. I had to go check she is still alive. Ah, Sophia.

       2. I subscribe to Ian’s channel, and yes, it was a very well made April Fools’ gag.

18. Real breaking news:

    In what is likely to be one of the vital well-timed rulings of all time, the U.S. Ninth Circuit Courtroom of Appeals awarded former President Donald Trump $121,962.56 in legal professional charges from grownup movie star Stormy Daniels. The practically $122,00 is along with the roughly $500,000 that she was ordered to pay him final 12 months.

19. The indictments don’t say what he is accused of
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDLZN_FzO4Q

20. Guy Ritchie’s sending his divorce lawyers a giant flower basket.

    Then he looks up and mouths; “thank God.”