69 Replies to “Und Wie War Dien Tag?”

  1. Know what the authorities should do about these demonstrators?

    Nothing. Literally nothing.

    1. Let’s not be cruel. Put a few orange cones around him.
      Besides we wouldn’t want anyone to damage their Audi suspension.

          1. I will ask my wife’s First Graders to all enter the contest. Although they’re used to seeing yellow crime tape more than orange cones … perhaps another naming contest to make yellow tape … sound friendlier?

    2. Right. Just leave hem there and tell motorists to drive around them, suggesting they should avoid hitting them if they can.

    3. I hope these protesters are sent the bill for the emergency services for cutting them loose, then another bill for repairing the hole in the road surface.

      1. What would be the bill for the person who died in an ambulance stuck in the traffic jam created by these imbeciles? Please, tell us.

    4. Indeed. Because this “eco”-activist actually got EXACTLY what he wanted. He’s stopped the flow of traffic and inconvenienced all the bad automobile drivers. Best to leave them be … oh, OK … put a few orange plastic traffic cones around them

    5. The “authorities” need to let these assholes figure out how to get themselves out of the predicaments they put themselves in. If that means these morons have to rip layers of skin off to get free, so be it.

    6. You only need to leave those idiots glued to the road indefinitely one time then they will stop doing it. Clearly our government and police are too fn stupid to figure that out. Or the lack the ball to do it … I think it’s the latter.

  3. In a sane world these people would all be taken away for 60 day mental assessments but as the inmates now run the asylum that isn’t going to happen. Instead governments are going to claim that they need “new” sweeping powers to deal with the threat.

  4. Dang! I was hoping it was both hands and he was desperate to pee… and he had a button fly.

    One of these days, though, I may get my wish. Sharp as cannonballs, that bunch.

  5. Obviously didn’t use cyanoacrylate – crazy glue – as some acetone would have cleaned that right up. Epoxy, maybe? A polyurethane glue?

    If these wankers were serious and committed to the cause, they’d be using mechanical fasteners – i recommend tapcons or lag bolts.

      1. I was trying to remember the brand name for that and it just didn’t come to me. Thanks for the reminder!

        How long until Trueau bans those?

        1. I have a cabinet for all my fasteners. Was rooting through it a couple days back & came across a handful of strips from the last job I used one on. Same thought crossed my mind: “Probably illegal now”.

  7. On many sites this event would provoke a lot of juvenile humour about pleasuring one’s self and being right handed, but we’re a classy bunch. And I’m five minutes early.

  9. That has to be the stupidest son of a bitch on the face of the earth. Honourary Darwin Award mention.

  10. His views need to be respected.
    First remove any clothing that contains petrochemicals.
    Then tell him he shouldn’t be using chemical glue, and you’re foregoing the use of solvents to be consistent with his beliefs.
    Then inform him that the jackhammer is at the ready, but you’re waiting for volunteers to pedal power the generator that powers the jackhammer.

  11. Seems pretty inefficient for our German cousins. Took four cuts with the concrete saw when the problem could’ve been solved with one.

  12. Undue burden on everything, really.. What can you say?.. The German government is into it and so are the brown shirt activists.. Where is the disagreement that makes all this necessary?.. It doesn’t exist.. Its nothing but propaganda and they love it..

    1. There was a video recently of how a French gendarme handled the situation. He yanked the protester free, stating that it doesn’t wotk on goudron. There was a yelp that sounded like a yelp of pain. Pity.

  14. I favour the steamroller approach myself. Flamethrowers might actually damage the road… Leave the remains as a warning to others…

  18. When will eco-glue technology catch up to their infantile narcissistic needs to make my ice cream melt in my trunk (while I practice my lip sync arias).

    1. That’s it????

      You’re so heartless and cruel! You mean to say you wouldn’t even set up a perch for the poor ravens?

      1. Wrong time of year for mosquitoes or he’d be at peril when reflexively swatting at one on his forehead. He does, after all, seem dim enough to have glued his dominant hand.

  21. I dunno…looked to me like he was wearing that hand decor like a prize.
    No regrets today.

    I think (hope) the pain sets in by midnight.

  22. Bet you he went to school for a long time doing social and warming studies, never thought of chemistry.

  23. Where is the tiger torch when you need it. Warm up the pavement and it will release his hand.

  25. The problem is we tolerate this shit – the way to deal with it is have them individually declared mentally ill – send them to the nearest MAiD unit.

  26. Will he be given a bill for the emergency services used? You know, like how you get charged for an ambulance?

    1. Great idea! Then publicize where the money comes from. Money is the only thing that matters to many. Those donations were used for WHAT? Hee hee hee

  27. videos like this just remind me that one of the great failures of World War II is not enough Germans died.

  30. Give them a choice: amputation or abandonment, and grant drivers immunity from any prosecution for the outcome, if the “protestor” elects to choose abandonment.

  31. Correction for those fluent in german:

    Und wie war DEIN Tag?

    Cheers

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st St Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  32. Heh…cool hand, bro.
    And just like that a Marvel super hero was born. Ladies and gentlemen…”Otto Bonn”.

  33. So where are the activists protesting the removal of activists who have attached themselves to various structures? You wouldn’t adhesive yourself to a road unless A) You are bat s#!t crazy and intended to die there or B) You intended to be rescued and mass media attention given in order to later be praised by your fellow protesters as a hero. So in the end the protestor won but like all the rest of you I think it best to leave idiots alone to pay the consequences of their stupid actions while not giving them the attention they desire.

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