47 Replies to “Schadenpoopin”

  2. Joe….Yes they will.

    Toilet paper and paper towels will be the least of their worries if they cant find a way to stay warm…& if the water in their toilet is frozen, get ready for little brown frozen SPEED Bumps on the streets.

    At least in SF, the winter temps rarely go below Freezing…no.?

  3. ‘Scoop your poop’ program…
    Mailing to your politicians for their contribution to creating this problem.

  4. The Dutch farmer’s dumped manure on the politicians homes and cars. Maybe the Germans should take a lesson.
    It needs doing in the states and Canada as well. Forget the dog poo, scoop up the human variety and deposit where appropriate.

  6. A “gas” shortage leads to toilet paper “bottlenecks”. There’s liquid gold in there somewhere.

  7. Das ist ja doch Alles Scheiße! (Of course this has all gone to sh*t!)

    First the pandemic caused a run on toilet tissue, now a “lack of gas” has caused a run on toilet tissue.

    In either case, the political ass wipes have caused this veritable sh*tstorm! 🙂

    Hitler finds out toilet paper is sold out because of the Coronavirus
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=As17YrJrXfk

    The Adolf parody will have to be updated, with a send up to the 1923 hyperinflation:

    “Germany experiences toilet paper crisis! Currency is as worthless as the political class…”

    Cheers,

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North”

  8. I foresee the discovery of some reason why Canada can’t supply paper products to Germany. It isn’t like we have a friggin’ forest products industry here, or paper mills, right?

      1. Aren’t a lot of our paper products manufactured in Quebec? Perhaps there’s a business case for PM Tater Tot after all.

  11. It’s going to be a real mess in Europe this winter. But then they deserve it. They made their bed….well, you know the rest.

  12. “A lot of gas is required for the product, says Vice President Martin Krengel.”

    The jokes just write themselves.

  14. I’m planning planting. I was thinking a field of fall wheat but it has a big N requirement in spring 2023 which could be cost prohibitive. Now I’m talking myself out of it.

  15. After hearing some stories of ER doctors, I think “bottleneck” is the wrong word when dealing with that region of the body.

  16. Civilizational decline-there will be a lot of it in Europe this winter.

  19. I worked in an industry that uses huge amounts of paper on a daily basis,we are talking tons.
    I still get the odd text asking me to come in to help out. In my brief forays back into the workplace i have noticed a steep decline in availability.
    In the past if we needed something ASAP and our local suppliers did not have it they would call up their US counterparts and it would be on the dock by noon the next day.
    Now however we have been told by our Canadian suppliers that the US has stopped shipments north unless under contract.
    I have worked in this particular line of business for over 45 years.
    Yes there is a paper shortage.

    2. Seems anyone who pops their head up and gets the attention of the sheep, telling them to run , is destined to be squashed like a bug.
      This country looks more every day like early 1930’s Nazi Germany.

    2. They worshipped at the altar of The Green Reich as fervently as they did Adolph’s Third Reich. Seems the Germans like to latch on to really malignant ideas

  24. Just want to say we may be facing a bum-wipe shortage here too — even though Canada is a net exporter of the stuff. We are ruled, after all, by Bong and Christia.

  25. “No worries, I’m ready to use my tongue to replace toilet paper for all my WEF Globohomo masters.”

  26. Do you suppose the big leaves on the basswood trees along the Unter den Linden are in for a rough time?

  27. Make lemonade out of lemons-
    Take your shit and let it dry.
    Makes for good fuel for the winter.
    Works with Muzzies with their camels.

  28. A few weeks ago I made the comment on BCF that the Europeans will get to live just like their ancestors did in the 18th C…it was “tongue in cheek”…after seeing the spike in energy futures (10x the average they were paying in previous years), the drought they’re living through (less food available) and now no toilet paper and the fact that Europeans are fighting yet another war on their continent…I think I’ve become another Nostradamus.

  29. Fritz gazes west at the superior society who invented the bidet.

    It smells like it’s 1910 and 1938 all over again.

  30. Brownshirts were all the rage in the 30’s; seems that colour shall be making a come-back in Germany.

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