Honey, I Finished The Internet

14 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. Is that thing on the top, Brian Stelter’s dunce cap? Asking for a friend.

2. Science by consensus.

3. Honey, I finished the dinosaur!

   1. Pinheadasauris!

4. Hilarious.

5. Had one. Terrible pets, always knocking things over and refuses to use the litter box.

6. NFL first round draft choice for fullback, look at those legs but unfortunately no arms to carry the ball so has to block.

7. Fake-asauris…impossible physiology?

8. COVID Swabosaurus.

9. L – Amazing… but when did Justin have time to pose for a sculpture?

   Oh right, I forgot, all he be, is a poseur.

10. Make a good mascot for Canada’s Conservative Parties.

11. Ah… The prehistoric ava bird ancestor…! Only found on Mars, the ava birds are very rare. They lay a normal round egg and a square egg. and are very fierce (so would you be if you had to lay a square egg)! The horn is poisonous. The square egg contains a chemical that can cure ‘the floats’ (prolonged low gee debilitation) in humans. I understand Professor Aloysius O’Brien O’Rourke Haggarty has now (er, I mean in 2100) synthesised a treatment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Patrol_(1962_TV_series)

    Not bad for a kids puppet series made in 1962, the precursor for THE THUNDERBIRDS!

12. If the Main Stream Media had a mascot

13. Unicornasaurus. Previously mis-identified as the Narwaliraptor.