53 Replies to “It’s Probably Nothing”

      1. And of course, AllanS and UnMe agree. Although they and the other Branch Covidians swear up and down they they didn’t say what they said back in the early summer of 2021.

        I always like to ask AllanS and UnMe why they believe that a temporal prophylactic jammed through in a 6 month approval, with cocked up data and stats methodology, and developed and approved through a process named “Operation Warp Speed”, at the behest of a guy with orange hair that they claim was literally Hitler (of course I exaggerate) … would ever turn out well.

      2. The puppeteers need Xiden Zhou out of sight. This is the the excuse given for that.

  1. So there are a couple of possibilities here.
    Is this like a Russian Cold, which was a particularly deadly disease to Soviet leaders?
    Or does Slow Joe just need to hide out for a few weeks, as Justin Castreau did?

    1. Well, hiding out is a possibility. He was planning on dropping a Presidential Emergency Action Document that would institute all those farcical Climate Change directives via fiat and circumventing the legislature (not to mention the vast majority of citizens who think it is excrement).

    2. I don’t believe for one second that Byedin has the C-19 … sorry. He’s resting and recuperating… which is what 79yo’s spend most of their days doing (sorry VOWG). I suspect the WH Physician has capped the amount of stimulants that old Joe can tolerate. He’s been mainlining the stimulants recently and needs a rest.

      1. Agreed Kenji.

        For that matter I don’t believe for a second there is anyone in Politics Today WORLD WIDE who has taken the REAL Jab….COLOSSAL MSM BS…& DEFINITELY NOT in Canada.

        Nothing but Psy-op THEATRE…For the Brain Dead face diapered drones that infest this CON Federation

      2. No need to be sorry. I am older, smarter and healthier than the dumb F++k that is president of something. I will be playing golf tomorrow, if I wake up, 18 holes, walking, carrying my clubs and will consume at least six beer after the game. Yes, I can still do that. I might even give my lovely wife a tap before I leave, if she is willing?

        1. You DO know, VOWG … that you are my HERO! You are FAR MORE suitable and qualified to be POTUS than the current muppet … other than being a Canadian. Every single thing you write makes more sense than the imaginary words mumbled by the “COVID-victim” in the WH.

          And no mention of viagra either … !!

  2. Harris is fond of saying that her male staff and peers don’t properly position her for success (which opens up all kinds of joke opportunities). However, it seems that Biden is positioning her for promotion…and ultimately, massive failure. She doesn’t have the tools or even the communication skills to hold a cursory management position. I think, maybe, this is the first time someone might ascend into the presidency who I wouldn’t even provide a second interview on a support position. Hearing her speak and respond in the moment, I am convinced that she is functionally retarded (really….that’s not hyperbole).

  3. Translation: It’s ‘Old Yeller’ time for Old Joe.

    Hillary is wandering the halls with a pillow in her hands.

  4. “Joe Biden tests positive, cause he’s not negative, and positive is good cause negative is not positive, and I’m positive he’s not negative.” Kamala Harris.

  5. Gallows humor from Twitter:

    ” I never thought I’d be cheering on a virus but….”

    1. Don’t worry about Vlad, from what I hear he’s at death’s door and he’ll be dead any day now, probably about the same time Russia runs out of weapons and is driven out of Ukraine by President penis puppet!
      Let’s go Brandon!

      1. But, but, but, … Russia is LOOoooosing! I know it. Their economy has collapsed, no? And the Russian Army is tapped out, and teetering on the brink, no? And Putin is about to die/ about to be removed/already dead, and it’s a body double/about to retire/about to surrender …

        Why isn’t Russia LOOoooosing more????

  6. The U.S. is essentially rudderless….and it has been since Biden took over. The puppetmasters behind Biden are scum.

  7. This can’t be true, Dumb Joe said that the “vaccine” prevents infection from the China Virus.

    At least he recovered from the cancer he had yesterday… that was fast.

    I wonder when Montel Williams whore will be inserted into Gangster Joes role by Osama and the Clinton Gang.
    Oshitforbrains third term is actually worse then his first two terms.

  8. We’ve been assured that the president will remain at the White House and fully perform all his duties.

    What’s he gonna do, fall off an exercise bike?

  9. Does Harris meet the “natural born American” criteria? They went after Republican candidates for that.

  10. Probably got it from that “fist bump”.

    Do you think it will affect his brain?

    1. First it gave 80% of the population asthma. Then it gave everyone cancer.
      Now that oil slick on the windshield on a frosty morning 70 years ago has caused the Covid vaccine to stop working. C’mon man, you’ve got to start taking this stuff seriously.

  11. This is probably the wrong time to mention that the last Democrat who ascended to the Presidency without being elected ended up being one of the three worst presidents in the history of the USA. (Joining Jimmy Carter and James Buchanan, both of whom also happened to be Democrats).

  12. If a president dies in their sleep, do Democrats make a noise…
    Or will they hide the fact for as long as possible?

  13. Biden tests positive for Covid 19 Dow Jones immediately rebounds 300 points…

  14. You want to disparage Delaware go right ahead but just remember Karma’s a bitch . Wishing him a speedy recovery because the thought of K taking the reins is asking too much .

  15. This is what happens when you don’t fight electoral fraud: a gong show where the choices are a total moron with a skeevy family history or a cheap floozy who is never around the office.

    Canada is wrecked, for sure, but this is a different level of screwed up.

  16. “Look…SQUIRREL!!!”

    Joe Biden has dementia. He has had it since *before* he was elected, and it is rapidly getting worse…so quickly that their efforts to hide it are no longer sufficient. This is just a misdirection/distraction to allow him to step down as President “for health reasons”.

  17. In a related story … Putin is dying of cancer. I read it in the Daily Mail.

    According to the COVID-victim POTUS … Putin must have commuted to the Kremlin with his windshield wipers cleaning the oil off his windscreen. Ohhhhhhhhhh mommaaaaaaaaaaaa

  18. That escalated quickly. Only had cancer yesterday.

    Apparently they don’t know where the Covid came from, but that cancer was 100% the fault of Fossil Fuels.

  19. The current versions of Covid are mostly as dangerous as the common cold, however…

    Biden is not exactly heathy.
    For people like him, the common cold kills 2-300 people per year (in the USA).
    Biden has probably been vaccinated, which increases his chance of getting the current versions of Covid, which has mutated.
    The vaccine also lowers your immune response generally, and does so more and more the more boosters you get.
    That will make Biden vulnerable to other infections, such as those that breed in the warm moist disease garden of a mask.

    Also, “tested positive” merely means he has been exposed to the disease, not that he is sick with it. However, see above, with all that, he may very soon be.

  20. I don’t think that John F. Kennedy was a very good President, for a variety of reasons. It is not, however, correct to say that he stole the election (or the Democrats did), if you’re talking about the votes from the state of Illinois (full disclosure: I spent the first twenty years of my life within twenty miles / 32 kilometers of Chicago, and twenty months after I had finished graduate school). The final count for the electoral college was 303 votes for Kennedy, 219 for Nixon, and 15 for Harry Byrd of Virginia. Illinois had 27 electoral votes, so moving that to Nixon would give a result of 276 for Kennedy, 246 for Nixon, and 15 for Byrd.

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