69 Replies to “Real or Gaffe?”

  1. If he’s removed from office for cancer instead of dementia, that means no review of all of his asinine executive orders.

    1. That would be a very clever get-out clause for the Dementocrats. He’s nevr had any suggestion of cancer. And all his incompetent and deranged administration could sail on.

        1. *
          “In 2020 he had skin cancer removed , I think it was.”

          Yup… so did Mrs Neo, on her face underneath the eye. It was
          a simple procedure done with a local anesthetic that took a
          few minutes          . As far as I know, there was no tangible link to oil
          refineries, or any other industrial enterprise.

          *

      2. … and his cancer was “caused” by oil raining on his windshield. Yeah … there were towns in America where oils fell from the skies onto suburban station wagons. Good Lord! Is Steven Spielberg writing and producing this crap? Tell us Robert or BA … whose Hollyweird writing style does this sound like?

        1. It sounds like something out of a Hammer Films horror movie. Throw in some thunder and lightning and a demonic creature breathing smoke from its nostrils for good measure.

          On the other hand, it could be like the kind of stuff that Roger Corman used to make.

      1. Well … if you mean by “cure” … you mean hire a $25B cadre of “Dr. Fauxci’s” to publish lots of statements about other peoples work … well, then … he’s “cured” cancer

      1. It won’t be Pelosi.

        She and hubby would find it too difficult to make money if she was President.

        1. I don’t think it will be Harris either. Someone else will be pulled out of the woodwork. Hillary?

          1. Harris is the Veep so it will be her. Of course, she’ll be POTUS in name only, someone behind the curtains will be making the decisions, just like they are for Biden.

          2. Gavin Newsom has made himself available … as I said when Biden successfully stole the election … “we’re all California now”.

  4. And this is just another bovine excrement pronouncement from the world’s leader in verbal diarrhea, Joe Biden, like being a truck driver or an Amtrak driver, etc, etc, etc.

  6. I would like to hear the whole quote before passing judgment.
    What’s he talking about? Living in a place where there was some sort of greasy film build-up on cars from airborne pollution would be my guess. And yes, some of those things are carcinogenic.

      1. We’re all gonna get cancer now from the oil raining from our skies …

        Who writes this shit? They are disgusting humans.

    2. I don’t believe anything Joe Biden says.

      I suspect Joe Biden doesn’t know what he’s saying.

      If he has cancer, it’s probably from all the diesel fumes he inhaled while driving a tractor-trailer.

    3. I grew up a mile from him in about the same time frame. We did not get oil on our windshields. C’mon man. He is a serial liar. He went to very fancy private Catholic schools, but apparently failed on the basics.

    5. You want to hear the WHOLE quote?

      Are you somehow suggesting that putting some of Brandon’s isolated words into the context of his entire statement makes the stupid go away?

      Well here you go. Fill your boots.

      https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2022/07/20/remarks-by-president-biden-on-actions-to-tackle-the-climate-crisis/

      If you last to the end you get to the stage where he is just a few stammering sentences away from a new Corn Pop Adventure. (He was a Bad Dude).

      1. “Are you somehow suggesting that putting some of Brandon’s isolated words into the context of his entire statement makes the stupid go away?”
        What an excellent sentence!

        Some time in the not too distant future, a book will be published of Joe Biden’s greatest quotes from his career.

        Obama got an entry in a later edition of “Speeches that Changed the World.” Will there be another updated edition with a Biden speech?

  7. Kamala Harris;

    “Joe’s gotta do what Joe does, cause Joe does what he’s gotta do, and now is the time, because the time is now, and when the time is now, now is the time.”

      1. You’d have to ask Kinsella. He was the only person who could understand the Cretin.

        1. So you think that using Cretien’s colon as an earwarmer allowed Kinsella to understand what Cretien actually meant? Does that mean that gerbils can understand the meanings behind anything Alec Baldwin says?

  9. I laughed when he said it. First time I have ever laughed when someone said they had cancer… but then I’ve never heard anybody accidentally state they had cancer when they didn’t, before.

    Stan… LOL! Can you imagine the 70’s SNL cast with today’s political material?

      1. You learned enough that the jokes that appeal to the willfully ignorant aren’t funny anymore. It’s a feeling rather like learning the truth about Santa. A lot of the magic is gone, but you do feel better for it.

  10. More than likely something like benign skin lesions that he embellished to make a point. He’s been doing that for decades and is afforded the luxury.

    1. More than likely?

      Are you really sure? Wouldn’t you think an experienced, not senile, COMPETENT politician would avoid gaffes like these?

      Is getting OIL on your windshield and windshield wipers a common everyday occurrence where you live?

      Can America and the world “afford the luxury” of a bumbling fool with the US Nuclear Codes? I live far enough from any major city that I don’t have to worry about the flash, overpressure, and direct radiation effects of a nuclear exchange. I just have to worry about surviving the Fallout, the Social Disruption, and hope my medical conditions don’t do me in in the first 90 -180 days following the Nuclear Exchange.

      The scariest part? Senile F. Joe Biden has higher ratings than his VP Kamalala “Giggles” Harris. At least F. Joe can follow his teleprompter 75% of the time, which is a skill that has eluded VP Harris and her rambling, repetitively phrased word salad statements.

      2. Can America afford a cretin like this? No but the WEF and Chinese can, bought and paid for. Don’t worry about the nuke codes, it’s not like he can read them out without screwing up.

      1. Naw, he controls nothing. It’s the people in the shadows who pull the strings that control the nuclear codes.

        1. Worse than that, we have a good segment of the population that think a nuke strike can be launched out of the blues without any question from the chain of command just because some dude reads off the codes.

          The way he is destroying America, he doesn’t need nukes.

  12. The old demented crooked DC swamp creature is an expendable component of Obama’s fourth term. It really doesn’t matter who is reading the script as all the important decisions come from a deeper state.

  15. Real cancer.. The deadly kind is as bad as it ever was.. Our air and water is cleaner than it was 100 years ago.. Smoking is down by 80%..
    Cancer doesn’t care..

    Where they have made progress is in diagnosing and curing the non deadly variants.. Big tent progress that masks the reality that cancer is a genetic disease that follows NO RULES..

      1. Kenji … just on Tuesday I was telling my son about the good old days when the windshield washer systems had a rubber ball on the floor you stepped on to squirt the washer fluid. I thought my 1973 Datsun 510 was pretty advanced with a twist the wiper knob to squirt electrically. Had the rear window defrost lines too which were amazing since a full car would be totally frosted up in Ottawa’s high humidity -10 winter weather.
        Hardly anyone in our neighbourhood had a garage. Everyone was poor …. my parents were too poor to have children so the people next door had me !!!

  17. From the same speech:

    “I’ll end by telling you another quick story. When we moved from Scranton — when coal died in Scranton, everything died in Scranton. And my dad wasn’t a coal miner. My — my great — my great-grandfather was a mining engineer. But my dad was in sales, and there was no work.”

    Here is a man – with or without cancer – who in an attempt to tell everyone that he is making jobs by switching away from coal, decides to add on a little story about how the collapse of coal in a region caused massive unemployment.

    That’s right. In a speech clearly designed to get Greta to return his calls he reminds everyone that coal loss equals job loss.

    Well done.

  19. Two billion dollars to be spent buying Democrat votes. Watch where the money is “invested”.

    1. 2 billion is peanuts for the us government. They probably spend that on coffee in a year.

    1. Yup. Like my Old Man used to say about guys like him: “He’d tell a lie if the truth would save his neck”.

  22. Just close your eyes and rest and sleep now. It will all be over soon. FOR WE THE PEOPLE>

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