74 Replies to “I Want A New Country”

    1. where is my free celebratory vag for the special day.. I think I have missed the last 40.. So i’m owed!

  3. While I’ve done as much research as possible on this regard, I’m in full support of ongoing continual research of these and fully support truth in advertising by way of supporting removal of federal tax on all Lulu Lemon type stretchy pants being made mandatory in the Republic.

    All in favor say “aye”

    Aye.

      1. Finally a use for all those temperature gauge guns made so popular in the most recent scamdemic.

        If a large Marge is walking down an avenue with stretchy Lulu lemon leggings on and the thighs are rubbing together making that not quite sexy scratch scratch sound there’s going to be a major heat buildup, and these women folk could possibly catch fire! Clearly those mobile temp. gauges would come in handy for noting when significant heat buildup occurs and where it may be prudent to carry a small type ABC fire extinguisher to “save the day” for any large Marge roaming the malls.

        I continue to support the monitoring of this summer situation and fight for the protection of all large Marge types wherever they rest to eat their large order of French fries with extra gravy.

      2. Lululemon is on record as saying that anyone other than seriously skinny chicks shouldn’t even think of shopping there. Given I’m built more for comfort than speed (though spouse is on record at times saying “what comfort?”), they will not be my retailer of choice.

    2. Aye. And no fat chicks. Sorry fat chicks.

      What your MP fails to acknowledge is the absolute power and hypnotic spell the VV’s held over me for the 27 most youthfully exuberant years of my life. From the age of thirteen … I was in a constant quest for the VV. And when I got close up to a naked one … a strange rise would take place … which could ONLY be satisfied by probing the depths of the womanly charms laid out before me.

      Maaam … I have NEVER required “education” or “government acknowledgement” of the AMAZING Vag. and surrounding erogenous Vulvar zone. Perhaps your comments were directed at the Queer community of gay men who are repulsed by VV … and are hostile toward VV. Perhaps her odd diatribe was aimed at “Pride Month”. I was inspired by VV long before her impassioned plea for someone to notice her aged VV.

  4. What a twat.

    Can you imagine living a life so sheltered and so comfortable that your greatest achievement in life – the thing you will be known for – is saying with a straight face that you need to “reclaim space” for your vagina?

    1. Essentially 100% have anuses. For equity sake, shouldn’t we look up to the anus?

      1. shouldn’t we look up to the anus

        We already are. He’s Prime Minister, isn’t he?

          1. Ther’s a tiny hamlet in central New Brunswick, close to Doaktown, called “Astle”. It’s the butt of jokes, such as “You’re in Astle”, said fast.

  6. Our betters refused to insist that the French Canadians accept the result of the Seven Years’ War and either adopt the English language and Protestant faith or leave Canada with nothing but the clothes on their backs, and surrender their lands to the Englishmen who had defeated them in war.

    That’s the only reason Canada exists.

    The Englishmen who risked their lives in the Seven Years’ War were outraged.

    That’s why the United States exist.

  7. As usual, a preoccupation with sex denotes a lack of occupation with same. And how is this topic relevant to the problems facing this country, like rising debt, lack of economic activity, etc.?

    1. To display the lack of seriouness of the Feds?/of most things khanaduh?

    2. C.C., I’m a church-going Baptist, and a retired economics professor, and every day I fret about the precarious world situation, especially the food crisis yet to explode. But we live under a quasi-repressive country, under Trudeau. Under this repressive regime, the government becomes more absurd every day. So humour, especially satire, becomes an important weapon to use. Bitter jokes were a staple in Soviet Union society.

  8. After the woke dispense with the offensive celebration of Victoria Day and the colonial undertones that go with it, V and V day will replace it. When you pause to gaze at the ornaments and posters hung in public places, you’ll know we’ve lost our f*cking minds as a society.

  9. Sort of makes you want to cheer for Putin, doesn’t it? Bring on those Nukes. Put us out of our misery.

    And those of you watching on CSIS or the RCMP, and believe me, I know that you’re watching this, know that you shouldn’t take that lament seriously.

    Geez, Liberals… don’t you think this country has enough on its plate than to waste time and taxpayer dollars on such a stupid issue? I doubt that Canadians are putting their vulva’s or vagina’s high on their priority list of issues when we are all at the point where we have to choose to either put food on our plates, or gas in our cars.

    Some of us can ill afford to do either.

    1. Western women have no f***ing clue how good they have it.
      In other news almost all the big banks have dropped their injection mandates for employees the day after Parliament voted to continue the stigmatization of the non-injected.

  13. Is it Good?

    Or

    Is it evil?

    It’s that easy…

    The fall of mankind…

    What were you expecting?

    Rainbows and unicorns…

    LMFAO…

  15. How about a national smegma day ?! Then we can sit at the breakfast table eat our vajayjay cereal and talk about how foreskins really matter

    1. How about those of us who are foreskin-deficient? Let’s call it Foreskin and Circumcision Month!

      Ok, day, whatever.

  19. This is a topic that i could really get into,but alas, only in my mind as age has denied me of that pleasure.

  21. On that subject, in that chamber, she’s certainly preaching to the choir.

  22. I hear that in recognition of the occasion tacos were in the House cafeteria today.

  24. I tried Vulva Face on my brother in law and it just didn’t work for me.

  26. L – When (XX chromosomes) identity politics, becomes a substitute for the criterion
    of competence, first in hiring for public institutions, then in governing a complex nation-state. The institutions of society and state began to fail. For a time that was covered up by the deep
    state and the concentration of power in the hands of the few, a self-appointed elite. One with
    little or no need to answer to anyone, other then their self-inflated egos.

    It began a slip, slide into incoherence; and the nation-state verges on chaos and self-destruction.

    No institution is any better than the competence and quality of the character of the people,
    who make it up. Citizen self-governance must seize the helm of the ship of state before
    it capsizes.

  27. What about the women with peckers – won’t they be included?? And yes we really do need a new country.

  28. So what’s wrong with celebrating the capital of Saskatchewan as well as a Swedish automobile on the same day?

    Waydaminnit–she did say “Regina” and “Volvo”, didn’t she?

    1. You know, that comment by the honourable(?) member would certainly have made some parliamentary stenographer’s job more interesting. Imagine trying to transcribe that into Hansard.

      By the way, madame, the comic strip’s name is Peanuts.

    2. The prison psychiatrist goes to the warden and says, “I think that new sex criminal we just received may be Canadian.”
      The warden says, “What makes you think that?”
      The shrink says, “Well, I gave him the standard sex-criminal word association test. I told him, ‘I’ll say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your head when you hear it. Ready?’
      ‘Ready.’
      ‘Okay: Foot.’ ‘Sex.’ ‘Ankle.’ ‘Sex.’ ‘Shin.’ ‘Sex.’ ‘Knee.’ ‘Sex’. ‘Thigh’. ‘Sex.’ ‘Vagina.’ ‘Saskatchewan.'”

  29. (sung to the first or second wave feminist helen reddy anthem tune. you know the one…)
    I am vulva, hear me roar,
    You must hear, What is a vagina for?
    Is there really nothing more that we can say?
    Talking genitals, just face it right now
    If you protest youre a racist and how
    that is why we groom and and carp and whine so loud…
    et fooking cetera

  31. Funny thing – you throw out a see you next tuesday and a majority of the population forgets about the issues like, well, guns, the economy, Russia, etc.!
    Funny, eh…!
    Hey Pam, you old wh___, you must have got the short pec___, eh!

  36. Like many others on fixed incomes, I can only afford the cheapest vegetables, few fruits, and only a few cuts of the cheapest meats.
    I can barely afford to drive, and heating bills may mean that I live only on pasta and rice next winter.
    Like an old man in Soviet Russia.
    Obviously, what this lady is bringing forth is far more important.

    1. yup, Dam Pamoff.

      about as much on the ball as the honorable member for (south) Burlington, Karina Gould, who didn’t anticipate a run on passports

  38. I propose we celebrate it every year on the opening day of Parliament. La Parade des Platres.

  40. Roe and Wade is about killing or not killing a HUMAN BABY, it is not about your vagina!

    Saying it is about your vagina is the same as screaming ; ” Everything is about ME!!!ME!!!ME!!!”

    Those feminists are the most self centered, selfish, self absorbed creatures.

  41. So while all the secret Orders in Council remain secret a National Day of Privates is declared. How Liberal of them.

  43. It is progressive speak..
    They change the meaning of words hourly..
    She It,whatever was actually proclaiming another National Stupid Day,we currently have 365 of these a year..
    The 367th day of the year will be National Uncommon Sense Day..
    For just as they change the names of places to some unpronouncable glibberish with meaning to no human,we can understand the New Geopgraphy as “Shitholia ,with all renamed places as another Shithole of the first odour.
    Same with these “Official Pronouncements of Stupidity”.
    Fools and Bandits.
    We get what you elect.

  44. Why did our forefathers give women the vote and allow them to run for public office?

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