Day 47 of our Shanghai Covid lockdown and we woke up, like we often do, to a man in a hazmat suit downstairs yelling through a bull horn for us to come down for our tests
While checking our phones for the new test QR code, we also saw this alarming new official notice sent to us…

Wow! The Chinese economy must really be in the toilet.
PU- LEASE, don’t give our princess any ideas..
Hot sauce?
Just out of curiosity, why is he in China to begin with?
Them comunistas know how to spin on a dime.
Don’t they?
I am seriously starting to wonder whether something else slipped the reigns over there, and this time they are doing everything they can to limit the spread.
They’re really screwing over the lockdown covid karens with this stuff. It’s making it plainly obvious that lockdown policies don’t work and have never worked at any time for any reason. The last two years were completely and totally unnecessary.
This guy actually thinks the Chinese government is locking down these millions because of Covid? (And yes: what the he’ll is he there for?)