43 Replies to “We Don’t Need Your Flaming Sparky “Bikes””

  1. Good way to burn your house or garage down.

    I put a timer on my cordless tool battery chargers.
    .

    That smoke is good for the birds, it makes their bones strong!

    1. Sorry, I had a flat and needed to put a bullet to the batteries to put it out of its misery.

    2. “I put a timer on my cordless tool battery chargers.”
      Li-ion batteries are best stored at around 54% charge.
      The further you get from that, either over or under, the lower their lifespan in terms of charge/discharge cycles.

      1. I built an electric bike back in 2017 and have ridden it over 10,000 km. I have never had a battery problem and no one I know has ever had a battery problem. It is true that a lithium battery will burn fiercely once ignited. The problem is usually overcharging. My batteries have only lost a couple of percent of their charge capacity even after 4 – 5 years of service. I store them at 85% of charge and at room temperature. As an aside, I have never had a flat tire or a broken spoke and am on the same set of original tires. I use heavy duty spokes and line my tires with kevlar. Like all things – build carefully and use the best parts.

        1. Agreed.
          I’m pretty sure that all battery fires result from either a badly designed or failed BMS causing some of the cells to overcharge, or physical damage to the cells. P=I^2*R, and all that.

  2. E-bikes are pretty good, in fact, they make a lot more sense than electric cars, because of the power and energy/weight ratios. The reason they’re popular is because the state makes it illegal to strap a chainsaw motor and a centrifugal clutch to a bicycle.
    All those people decrying the dangers of li-ion batteries should go back to NiCads for all their cordless tools.

  3. When I charge my rc plane batteries they go in a dome (ceramic plate and flower pot). I have had large lipos cook off, quite impressive release of energy. Had one go off after a, shall I say, an unintended landing and started a grass fire. Nitro and gas burn slower and cooler.

  4. Sure sure.. Be sure to bring your expensive new toy into your home or garage just to keep it safe.. You ? not so much..

  5. The electric cars will produce a lot of new firefighter jobs though. One thing that Biden and Trudeau can take credit for.

    1. I think EVs will kill more people when they die from hypothermia when they get stranded in a snowstorm than will die from spontaneous battery fires, which are always caused either by bad design or physical damage to the batteries.

    1. It is. That’s not what “e-bikes” as sold here look like. I remember researching it a while ago and EV automobiles that aren’t Teslas have a lower incidence of catastrophic fires than ICE automobiles. Teslas have such a high incidence of car fires that it drags the overall average up.

      My apartment building has just announced that they’ve installed EV chargers for use by tenants. They’re installed in the underground parking garage. I don’t see this ending well.

      1. Has the owner of the building consulted his insurance agency? Is your rent increasing to pay for higher premiums? Is he just gonna charge tenants with EVs to use them, and include the cost of higher premiums in that surcharge?
        Insurance companies would be the ones to know if there is any real danger.

    1. Poland and Hungary and many other Euro countries subsidize e-bikes.
      Russia doesn’t.
      Russia doesn’t teach their kids how to be gay, either.

        1. Because it’s the SOLE REASON the woke left despises Putin. They loathe Putin for his traditional “white” culture that considers gays what they are … a freak show. An aberration. A defect in the sexual binary. Putin is right … and the woke West need to CRUSH him for it. In the same manner they tried to crush Assad. And FAILED. In the same manner Bill Gates is trying to crush (shorting Tesla stock) Elon Musk’s purchase of Twitter … and the re-establishment of FREE SPEECH. The woke West are sick puppies. Sick enough to install a mental defect in the White House.

          SHE came, SHE saw … but Assad did not die … SHE did.

          1. Kenji

            Do you wonder why a lot of people don’t vote conservative? It’s because of ASSHOLES like you. Your religious based stupidity is the problem. I told a friend, years ago, to visit SDA, his comment was when I saw him again, “do they do any thing but bash gays and muslims?”, and he hates gays and muslims, so for him to say that , shows just how stupid some are in here!

          2. So, GYM, you’re telling him he has unacceptable opinions and shouldn’t be tolerated?
            Homosexuality is not the norm, ergo it is a deviance from the norm, and those who engage in it are deviants. Just like those with tattoos or those with blue mohawk haircuts are. Its English, deal with it.

          3. And here I thought this was a thread on EV ‘s..??

            Where the Fk is this Gay / Muslim Bashing verbal diarhhea coming from….??
            I’m no church goer…
            But for the record, I got ZERO use for either.

            And I stand with Putin to boot. The enemy of the WEF, Globalists, US/EU DEEP State Traitors.

          4. Kenji, who gives a shit why the left despises Pootin? They can love him like they did during Ogabe era or hate him like they did after that.

            Who cares?

            This not a team sport FFS.

          5. GYM … I’m not bashing gays, lesbos, or crossdressing tuck it under fairies. As succinctly stated by HiHo HiHo it’s off to work we go … I’m simply stating statistical fact. I don’t really care one way or the other about the deviants … more accurately their deviant acts. My God is a God of Freedom and Free will. You are Free to believe what you want and act as you want. I’m not a 16th Century Puritan.

            It is NOT the contemporary Christian who is telling people how to act … it is the LGBTQqIA2s freaks who are ORDERING everyone to accept them as normal … and they’re going after our children. It’s we Christians who have the LEGITIMATE complaint about being TOLD what to do, say, and believe about … the gays.

            I still love you the way Jesus Christ loves you and stands at the door of your heart … gently knocking

      1. HiHo…

        Bang on……It’s all part of the Leftist Bullshit from GloBull Warming, Whites are inherently Racist to Grooming your 3 yr old.

  6. They burn good do they? How much CO2 is produced in the process perhaps we have found the next low or zero carbon fuel source 🙂

  7. For those who are all ascairt of lithium-ion batteries, allow me to suggest that you wear masks, helmets, and put corks or erasers on the tips of all pointy objects in your house.
    Then, you can get on with banning them, just like you did with boating without a license, clackers, lawn darts, full auto weapons, water-skiing while drunk, raw milk,…
    Freakin’ cowards ruining everything for normal people, killjoys sucking every last bit of fun outta life.
    Nuthin’ but a bunch of yellow-bellied panty-waists.

    1. What are the getting at? I am not one to argue yet I don’t see where you are going here.

      1. Simple. Posts of this sort are no different than posts of Columbine used as a pretext to bash guns, or posts of people in hospital are used as a pretext to promote mask mandates, or posts of dead motorcycle riders are used as a pretext to promote helmet laws, etc. That sort of argumentum ad odium is inherently dishonest, as are all logical fallacies. Posts that appeal to emotion (in this case, hatred of all things EV) are disgusting, and it exactly those kind of logical fallacies being promoted that have ruined the west, because people don’t know how to think anymore, they’re all about their witoo feewings.

    2. “Back in the day”, I could walk down a town street with my cooey .22 over my shoulder and go down the street and plink!.. No bitchin,no freaking,swat teams.. Ahh!.. the good old days!.No ecco nutters, political correctness. Town perverts safely in the closets(except for one who followed me into a bathtroom when I was 14).. different days.. And best of all, NoTrudeaus!!

  8. Here’s an idea bikers! Push your own damn pedals and get some exercise! Doesn’t THAT make your bicycle “green”?

    1. Just bought an E-Bike, Kenji, and it is pedal assist so you have to pedal. Just did 16kms up and down the hills here in Burlington Ontario. There are 3 levels of assist and the first level is a challenge on the hills so I work a little harder. Lots of fun so far as being almost 79 my old Trek bike was too hard to pedal for me even at the lowest gear so enjoying biking again. Lots of seniors in my apartment building are getting these bikes with a step through frame to make it easier to get off as I couldn’t get my leg over the old crossbar.

      1. E-bikes are a great technology that is liberating millions. A better tech would be a bicycle with a small gas engine, an extra sprocket and a centrifugal clutch, but our owners have decided that those are verboten, it least in most of Canada.

        1. How about a crotch rocket? 600 cc or more. Basically a bicycle with a small gas engine and a sprocket. But a real clutch.
          Now we are getting somewhere, and fast.

          1. Those are verboten too, unless I jump through all sorts of red tape hoops, and pay, pay, pay.

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