Monday On Turtle Island

19 Replies to “Monday On Turtle Island”

1. Yes, the pregnant dude emoji is actually a beer gut emoji.
   And “chicks with dicks” are actually men with tits.
   Carbon dioxide is plant food, math isn’t racist, liberalism is a disease far worse than Wuhan flu…

   1. I sent the “beer gut” emoji to my retired co worker….
      It’s more natural for normal men to look like that than the mental patients.
      If enough of us call it that, maybe it will stick.

2. It’s Monday and we’re NOT blowed up…
   It’s a good day to start off with then.
   Ops, garbage day…
   Tra…la…la…la…
   It’s garbage day!

   1. No, it’s tomorrow, Good Friday throws the schedule off by a day……..

      1. Not here. Garbage pick up was at 9:55AM.
         It’s the same for every holiday, but I do imagine that they make an exception if garbage pick up is Christmas day.
         I’m on the gulf side of the rock and can only speak to my area.

         1. Greg

            Yep…no Holiday in Alberta…except for the pampered paid off slugs in Public Service positions…Naturlich ja.??

            The foundations for the final bldg of our Condo development being excavated as I speak… wife is home today from work…with a Cold. I farted and she could smell it…so good to know its not the ‘Vid”.. Chicken noodle soup and a hot water btl., cpl tylenol and she’ll be good.

3. In case anyone is wondering, Dear Leader Kim Sung Trudeau is still partying at Whistler.

   1. Oh, joy! Oh, jubilation! I am so relieved that Dear Leader’s precious botty is warm and safe and having a good time. His life, his comfort is more important to me that life itself.

      1. Remember, folks, he’s partying so that we don’t have to…. or was it taking on national debt?

   2. Pray for an avalanche.

      1. Heh.
         My risen Savior said/says, “Love your enemies. Do good to those who spitefully use you.” PM Blackface is not my leader (but Senile Joe purports to be). But I admit I have a hard time with Christ’s admonition re: those two. // In my own defense, I have often thought that Jesus was referring to people we know in our own lives, and how we should relate to them, not national enemies. He certainly doesn’t condone injustice (like our “leaders” are heaping on us. Though we are supposed to pray for our leaders (c.f. the Apostle Paul).

         1. Prinz Dummkopf is sacrificing himself for our own good. Imagine what it would be for us to suffer the horrors of champagne that’s not the right vintage or caviar that’s too warm. We should rejoice as he’s taking on those burdens so that we can be safe–safe, I tell you!

4. I can see it now. If Trump wins the next US federal presidential election, he’ll put Dr. Oz in Fauci’s spot.

   1. I can’t imagine Oz aspires to be anything less than president. A civil service job is not on the path leading to president. Being senator is. The first Muslim president? Also named after Muhammad.

      1. The first Muslim president?

         Correction: the second one. Bathhouse Barry O’Bummer was the first.

5. So evil white liberal racists are not aware that blacks people tan in the sun?

6. Marx was much more than just a racist bigot. He was also an alcoholic wife beater who never worked a day in his life. There. Just setting the record straight.

7. How deep into Karenhood does one have to be to accuse a black guy of wearing blackface?

8. Global News had an article( https://globalnews.ca/news/8759564/canada-religion-society-perceptions/?fbclid=IwAR2NyuH19UD0EwUZivj7nTQ3vYbuG1frp7FgvXJTEZ054HyKZHJL5DcEyp8 ) about a survey about religion and this quote by some Muslim whiner in it says: “Canadians have a misperception of what Islam is, often believing it to be a violent religion founded on extremism, due to how it’s portrayed in the media. If Canadians actually knew what it meant to be Muslim, they’d be encouraging Muslim immigration,” she says.”
   Says me: “I want to barf”