Climate Crusher

57 Replies to “Climate Crusher”

1. You pr*ck!

2. Lol

   1. I can’t unsee that cottage cheese

      1. There is NO WAY that smallish Jet can lift her tonnage!? Unsafe at any speed.

         1. As one wag put it ” I bet you could grow mushrooms in that “.

3. Kate, some pictures need a trigger warning. A picture like that makes me want to put a gun to my head and pull the trigger

   1. I was warned, but my curiosity got the better of me.

      1. Mine, too. Now I know. Now I wish I didn’t.

      2. Ditto

4. Dear God.

5. Honestly never heard of her.

   If I need spiritual guidance I’ll stick with Lemmy not Lizzo.

   https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh3t49NsWBA

   1. As I am fond of telling my children … “not my people”

6. CRIPES!!!! WHERE’S THE EYE-BLEACH WHEN YOU NEED IT??!!

   1. I Have never seen an Ugly Ass Woman before.

      DAMN.

      1. As one of my relatives might have said in German, “Sie kann Nüsse zwischen irhen Arschbacken knacken.”

         1. BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 🙂

            1. See? Who says that there’s no benefit to knowing more than one language?

               I know another expression which might be suitable, but I better keep it to myself.

7. Ban Francisco!!!!

8. For gawd’s sake, unless it’s already too late, don’t click the link!

   1. It’s too late. WAY too late for me, [sigh] but thanks for the warning anyway.

   2. All that Boston Brown Butt,
      And I dont have any Potatoes.

9. Rita MacNeil needs to sit on the opposite side to balance it.

   1. Rita’s dead. And she had way more class than that.

      1. Leave Rita out of this. She was a good woman.
         This is the demonic side.
         Big back side demonic troll us all side.
         My hate grows exponentially.

10. That’s no moon…

    Seriously, that ass probably does have its own climate.

    1. I’m surprised she doesn’t cause gravitational lensing.

    2. That made me laugh out loud, Edward.

11. The engine ignition failed and they needed someone to kickstart it.

12. The pilot must have had to double check his math before taking off with that weight. Even so, take off speed must have been 300mph to generate enough lift.
    A private Globemaster would have been safer.

    1. Think of all the jet fuel that has to be burned just to get that mass airborne.

13. Imagine the rancid stench…

14. She’s a perfect 10 – but that’s on the Richter scale…

    1. You mean the rectum scale?

       1. Speaking of which … how does one WIPE that monstrosity? Is this the kind of woman who doses mass kilos of Baby Powder down there?

          1. Industrial strength bidet?

          2. That was my thought as well Kenji. Some kind of bendable swiffer tool?

             1. Ewww

    2. LOL

15. Judging by the comments, I’ll pass, thankyouverymuch.

16. I hereby rename said post “Total Eclipse”. Although, it should probably be plural.

17. I like my women the way I like my oatmeal;

    Thick and Lumpy!

    /Sarc

18. Dammit Francisco WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Why would you do that to us? Who hurt you?

    1. “Dammit Francisco WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! Why would you do that to us? Who hurt you?”

       LOL,,, 🙂

       (he did warn us, though…”I saw it now you have to. “…)

19. MANPADS versus highly polluting private jets operated by climate crusaders…

    who wins?

20. This makes me want to actually take the vaccine!!!

21. How many liters of aviation fuel would it take to get that thing off the ground?

    The jet, I mean.

22. I was reliably informed that in the “African-American Community,” success was broadly defined as never having to screw anything looking like that ever again.

    Either way, you couldn’t have better summarized everything wrong with America in one picture if you tried.

23. Never heard of Lizzo.

    Didn’t comprehend “I saw it now you have to”, in fact that statement made me curious.

    So I looked.

    DAMN YOU!

    Not surprised at the hypocrisy though, ALL climate activists are hypocrites, NONE of them believe what they preach.

24. Even if a DNA test could show how terrified you are, it would not mean that what you are afraid of is real.

    you could be scared of vampires, they don t exist.

    the fact she is very scared of the future because of global warming is not proof of global warming.

    1. Anyone that fat should be afraid of the future, as hers will likely be rather short.

25. FU Francisco!
    lol Black Lizzos Matter
    Imagine her toilet!

26. FU Francisco!
    lol Black Lizzos Matter
    Imagine her toilet!

27. The old movie quote (I believe it’s from John Carpenter’s The Thing), “KILL IT WITH FIRE” immediately came to mind.

28. C’mon eh! You have to look beyond appearances.

    Maybe she’s got a lovely personality.

29. I will take the silver lining here:

    Next time I hear a celebrity is flying somewhere by private jet, I will picture them sliding around in the seat that previously accommodated that.

    Actually, two celebrities are probably buckled into that DNA puddle.

30. So refuse to get the jab you are an anti science racist homophobic trans hating hate machine on 11.

    Refuse to go for a walk once a day and you are applauded by the establishment for being a stunning and brave beautiful wahman who is saving the planet.

    Yup. That makes sense.

    I am surprised Sea Shepherd isn’t there shielding her from cycling Japanese research vessels.

31. She does contribute to controlling global warming by sequestering a lot of carbon.