Thursday On Turtle Island

21 Replies to “Thursday On Turtle Island”

1. Cracker Joke go broke.

   Fabricating gender connotations where they never existed nor belonged is (hopefully) a recipe for failure. This is a society of lost minds.

   1. Does that mean that Prinz Dummkopf, the feminist, will now jill off every time he sees himself in the mirror?

      1. Jack and Jill were working for a struggling business. The owner was heard speaking to a colleague. He said, “If business doesn’t improve he would have to decide whether to lay Jill or Jack off.”

   2. Im male caucasien and my favorite Jill is the blonde one. Does that makes me a racist cracker ?

   3. It wasn’t enough that we are FORCED to sing “The Black National Anthem” … but now we are FORCED to sing about Jill’s empowerment at a baseball game? As if the Player Strike and Lockout wasn’t enough to KILL baseball deader than a doornail …

2. Could Obama become President again?

   Obama fully understands that, if Biden is ousted immediately under the 25th Amendment, there are only idiots and incompetents to take his place. If it’s not Kamala Harris, then it’s Nancy Pelosi and, if not her, then Patrick Leahy, Antony Blinken, Janet Yellen, Lloyd Austin, Merrick Garland… Obama knows none of these nonentities will secure the transformation he promised America. Instead, there are three steps to return Obama to the presidency:

   1. Have the Democrat establishment remove Kamala Harris from office, whether through threats or bribes.

   2. Have the Democrats declare that, because world instability (Ukraine, Putin, China) puts us at unprecedented risk, only a politically seasoned person can be vice president, with Obama graciously accepting that role.

   3. Oust Biden using the 25th Amendment. And voilà! President Obama (again). He can even have Stacey Abrams as his veep.

   The 22nd Amendment does not bar Obama from regaining the presidency this way. It only stops him from being “elected to the office.” The three steps above avoid an election.

   Obama will then have two and a half years to lock down America’s “fundamental transformation” into a fully socialized third-world country, and Biden has given him a head start when it comes to destroying institutions. Heck, if Obama does the job right, he can be the new Putin or Erdoğan: America’s president for life.

   Pretty creepy prospect eh?

   1. Jojo
      Your scenario is not needed, just install big Mike as Veep, and viola O’Butthole is back in the driver’s seat . And GOP has very little leverage to oppose .

   2. Biden has given him a head start when it comes to destroying institutions.

      Biden was getting his orders from Obama from the moment Biden took office.

3. Would wearing blackface be an appropriate way to fast from whiteness? Asking for a friend.

4. Government Poll says Canadians agree with Government Policy – as usual. Why do they bother with these circular push-polls?

   Via Blacklock’s Reporter:

   Polled On Rent To Own Plan

   Canadians favour a federal rent to own program and more investment in co-op housing to help young families, says in-house Privy Council Research. Taxpayers opposed any blanket attempt to lower home prices overall as a threat to the middle class: ‘Most indicated they would worry if the value of their own home declined.

5. All they had to do was put Cracker Jack in a female swimsuit. Done. The way the tranny idiocy is going, there won’t be any real women left in sports anyhow. They’ll all be penis-equipped losers who couldn’t hack men’s sports.

6. I wouldn’t want an apology from a leftist anyway.

   I would want justice served.

   Forgiving sins is God’s job. Not mine.

7. Rats!

   I thought Cracker Jill was a joke about Dr. Jill Biden!

   1. but Jill is indeed the mother of Crack Hunter.

8. So Trudeau is now “Mr. Fiscal Responsibility”? Sure………….. (I’m all for defence spending except they never get it right)
   https://nationalpost.com/news/politics/expect-billions-more-in-social-spending-housing-and-defence-in-todays-budget

   1. If I understood the nature of the budget leak, none of the telegraphed so-called defence spending will be allocated to the Canadian military.
      All the new spending in this budget is going to purchase weapons for Ukraine.
      So the means test for leisure suit Larry was to dress up patronage so he can still get to sit with the cool kids at the UN, while ensuring our own military is slowly disbanded.
      Just like his step dad would have done.
      None of this should come as a surprise.
      It’s just what Trudeau’s do.

      1. step dad.
         ha ha ha !!!!
         oh lordy lordy *if l had the resources and knowhow l would hire the very very best agents
         to get ahold of some of the cuba castro dna. that wouldnt be too difficult.
         and then do like the cops shows and grab a timmy’s cup tossed aside by the canadian castro family member.
         all
         the
         while
         documenting
         the
         process
         and
         observing
         the
         strictest
         evidence
         handling
         protocols*.
         then do the dna analysis. l really really really would do this.

9. If Juthtin mentions money everyone else in the room should be legally compelled to tell him to STFU.
   “Tholdierth are athking for more than we can afford to give…” But you gave 1/2 a billion to teenagers to stay home and play video games, you mental midget.

   1. If Justin wants to help out soldiers, he can relieve Chrystia of all duties and have the Mounties frog-march her to Charlotte Street, and turn her over to Russian authorities there to deal with as they see fit.

10. Why would the Democrats orchestrate a plan to re-install Obama into the WH, when it is patently obvious that he is already in complete control. Why do you think the Democrats selected Biden and Harris in the first place, it sure wasn’t for their political savy now was it?

    On a brighter note our finest are going to investigate war crimes in Ukraine:

    https://www.thestar.com/politics/federal/2022/04/07/rcmp-to-launch-national-investigation-into-allegations-of-war-crimes-in-ukraine.html

    Now doesn’t that give everyone here a nice warm fuzzy glow. Our boys in red will be all over this just like they vetted all the ISIS boys that they welcomed, not to mention the NAZIs that came in after WWII.
    While we are on the subject of our illustrious police force, how long will it be before someone decides to demand that the national force abandon their red serge, because after all, ‘colonialism’! Damn, I may have given someone a platform to disband or defund the police. Oh Well!

11. whut, no whiddt moosic in da chuch?
    whall fannnnntastic. that means we can finally hear some rock and roll echoing across the pews, cause baby
    IT STARTED WITH THE EARLY NEGRO BLUES ARTISTS. yeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAA!