30 Replies to “Riding Mass Transit Is Like Inviting 30 Failed Porn Actors Into Your Car”

    1. Did you see the slack-jawed yokel expression on the diverse dude’s face? I don’t think there’s a functioning brain inside that skull.

  1. They were just rehearsing before going to the kindergarten where leftists invited them to teach kids about sex.

    Its a joke but so close to reality that it is sad.

  2. If you don’t have the balls to use mass transit, you definitely don’t have the balls to help western civilization.
    As a matter of fact, mass transit in Canada is relatively safe, for now.
    Does Saskatchewan or Alberta even have a real subway system anywhere?
    You clowns should try to drive around in London or Paris or Berlin.

    1. My western civilization doesn’t include mass transit. If you can’t plan your life in such a way that you don’t need mass transit, you’re a moron who deserves everything they get.

  3. Is anybody sure that was a girl? My first thought was “Pat”. The teachers in Florida are disappointed that some of the kids aren’t devolved animals and want to turn them into such, much easier prey that way.

    1. “Is anybody sure that was a girl?”

      Doesn’t matter. It was Allan S’s first starring role.

  4. Subway? Really?

    Here I was, thinking it was just another day in the House of Commons or the Ont. Legislature.

  5. Explain again what the western world still has to offer Russia.

    Or any country whose people still have any self-respect, really.

    1. More likely it’s devolution of western society that communist Marxism has worked towards. It’s taken decades but they are on the brink of success.

  6. Speaking of mass transit, Fox news reports that a Southwestern passenger
    choked his chicken four times in view of the passengers.
    He is now on their no-fly list.

      1. …get yourself free
        You Just slip out the back, Jack
        Make a new plan, Stan
        You don’t need to be coy, Roy
        Just get yourself free

  7. I will never get on another subway train without a black light … oh screw it! I’ll just never get on another subway train … ever

  8. “You’re Pashinit….You’re Pashinit” ….”Well, I do try my best …to make a Man Happy”

    “No…you’re Pashing the Flushing line”

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