Woke People Live Such Sad Lives

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1. History and logical, critical thought is difficult. These people don’t realize just how stupid and ignorant they are.

2. Does the university want to generate more misogyny? Because caving to poor dears who have no business in a place of higher learning is how you’ll generate more misogyny.

   1. Thucydides the Pureblood

      So SO true about generating more misogyny.
      And the Ontario school board that decided to pay POC more than whites will generate racism (I deliberately left out ‘more’).

      It’s part of the over-arching plan though, not accidental stupidity.

3. For the woke shall never sleep. This is the ancient greek poem banned by the university of Reading UK

   From the start, the gods made women different.
   One type is from a pig—a hairy sow
   whose house is like a rolling heap of filth;
   and she herself, unbathed, in unwashed clothes,
   5 reposes on the shit-pile, growing fat.
   Another type the gods made from a fox:
   pure evil, and aware of everything.
   This woman misses nothing: good or bad,
   she notices, considers, and declares
   10 that good is bad and bad is good. Her mood
   changes from one moment to the next.
   One type is from a dog—a no-good bitch,
   a mother through and through; she wants to hear
   everything, know everything, go everywhere,
   15 and stick her nose in everything, and bark
   whether she sees anyone or not.
   A man can’t stop her barking; not with threats,
   not (when he’s had enough) by knocking out
   her teeth with a stone, and not with sweet talk either;
   20 even among guests, she’ll sit and yap;
   the onslaught of her voice cannot be stopped.
   One type the gods of Mount Olympus crafted
   out of Earth—their gift to man! She’s lame
   and has no sense of either good or bad.
   25 She knows no useful skill, except to eat
   —and, when the gods make winter cold and hard,
   to drag her chair up closer to the fire.
   Another type is from the Sea; she’s two-faced.
   One day she’s calm and smiling—any guest
   30 who sees her in your home will praise her then:
   “This woman is the best in all the world
   and also the most beautiful.” The next day
   she’s wild and unapproachable, unbearable
   even to look at, filled with snapping hate,
   35 ferocious, like a bitch with pups, enraged
   at loved ones and at enemies alike.
   Just as the smooth unrippled sea at times
   stands still, a joy to mariners in summer,
   and then at times is wild with pounding waves—
   40 This woman’s temperament is just like that.
   The ocean has its own perplexing ways.
   Another type is from a drab, gray ass;
   she’s used to getting smacked, and won’t give in
   until you threaten her and really force her.
   45 She’ll do her work all right, and won’t complain;
   but then she eats all day, all night—she eats
   everything in sight, in every room.
   And when it comes to sex, she’s just as bad;
   she welcomes any man that passes by.
   50 Another loathsome, miserable type
   is from a weasel: undesirable
   in every way—un-charming, un-alluring.
   She’s sex-crazed too; but any man who climbs
   aboard her will get seasick. And she steals
   55 from neighbors, and from sacrificial feasts.
   Another type a horse with flowing mane
   gave birth to. She avoids all kinds of work
   and hardship; she would never touch a mill
   or lift a sieve, or throw the shit outside,
   60 or sit beside the oven (all that soot!).
   She’ll touch her husband only when she has to.
   She washes off her body every day—
   twice, sometimes three times!— then rubs herself
   with perfumed oil. She always wears her hair
   65 combed-out, and dressed with overhanging flowers.
   Such a wife is beautiful to look at
   for others; for her keeper, she’s a pain
   —unless he is a king, or head of state
   who can afford extravagant delights.
   70 Another type is from an ape. I’d say
   that Zeus made her the greatest pain of all—
   his gift to man! Her face is hideous.
   This woman is a total laughingstock
   when she walks through the town. She has no neck,
   75 no butt—she’s all legs. You should see the way
   she moves around. I pity the poor man
   who holds this horrid woman in his arms.
   She’s well-versed in every kind of trick
   just like an ape; what’s more, she has no shame
   80 and doesn’t care if people laugh at her.
   She’d never think of doing something kind
   to anyone; she plots the whole day long
   to see how she can do the greatest harm.

   Another type is from a bee. Good luck
   85 in finding such a woman! Only she
   deserves to be exempt from stinging blame.
   The household that she manages will thrive;
   a loving wife beside her loving man,
   she’ll grow old, having borne illustrious
   90 and handsome children; she herself shines bright
   among all women. Grace envelops her.
   She doesn’t like to sit with other women
   discussing sex. Zeus gratifies mankind
   with these most excellent and thoughtful wives.

   95 But by the grim contrivances of Zeus
   all these other types are here to stay
   side by side with man forever. Yes,
   Zeus made this the greatest pain of all:
   Woman.

   If she seems to want to help
   100 that’s when she does her keeper the most harm.
   A man who’s with a woman can’t get through
   a single day without a troubled mind.
   He’ll never banish Hunger from his house:
   unwelcome, hateful lodger, hostile god.
   105 Just when a man seems most content at home
   and ready for enjoyment, by the grace
   of god or man, that’s when she’ll pick a fight,
   her battle-helmet flashing, full of blame.
   A household with a woman is at a loss
   110 to give a decent welcome to a guest.
   The wife who seems the most restrained and good,
   she’s the most disastrous of them all;
   for while her slack-jawed husband gapes at her
   the neighbors laugh at how he’s been deceived.
   115 Each man will diligently praise his own
   and blame the next man’s wife; we just don’t see
   that we all share alike in this hard luck.
   For Zeus made this the greatest pain of all
   and locked us in a shackle hard as iron
   120 and never to be broken, ever since
   the day that Hades opened up his gates
   for all the men who fought that woman’s war.
   https://diotima-doctafemina.org/translations/greek/women-by-semonides-of-amorgos-poem-7/

   1. That was thoroughly enjoyable.

      Now do one about men.

      1. That would be all the other Greek poems, plays, and works of philosophy, soyboy.

         1. I guess I should use /s more often.

      2. He can’t. He died over 2000 years ago. Maybe he did and we just haven’t found it.

         1. Yup I know, humor is not my strong point.
            I need to work on my delivery a bit more .

   2. I can see why the “woke” were unhappy about the poem.

      To anger a righteous man, lie to him.

      To “trigger” the “woke,” tell them the truth.

4. I call them qwerty people. They’ll get to all the letters eventually.

   1. I just read the alphabet soup as “pervert.” That’s all it stands for anyway.

5. Miserable people think they can be happy by making others miserable.

6. “Girly boys are the fad in Tinsel Town”

   Showed their pictures to my wife, her response: “coochie dryers”.

7. Schools, and others, seem to have forgotten that many times the name on the building is the same one on the cheque that made the building possible.