Penis Wanted, Penis Received

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1. “On the day I heard that my penis would be huge, I sobbed.”

   Said no man ever.

   1. But fake “men” (sic) do …

   2. Oh my god, you actually read that psychotic crap?

      1. It is the first sentence… I stopped there.

         1. Yup. Pretty much knew where it was going, so I be all like “We’re done here”.

2. Oh, and here I thought it was about a certain prime minister…..

   1. Jecinda?

      1. A bit closer to home, if you know what I mean.

         He might be thinking of running an orchard because he keeps hearing that he should smarten up and grow a pear……

         1. A potato running an orchard, that be interesting.

3. Sorry. I couldn’t get through more than 200 words of this insanity. Insanity given legitimacy by New York magazine. Sorry, I couldn’t read on to the part where “his” (sic) fake dick was “too large”. Or where “his” (sic) partner leaves “him” (sic) because “he” (sic) got an addadiktomy.

   I’ve already read enough about insane womyn who rage at God because they got their first period at age 12. The insane don’t need to be “normalized”. They’re NOT normal.

   1. She>he needed counseling at 12, not encouragement to delve deeper into the insanity that all things LGBTQWERTY are. The greatest atrocity of these off-the-chart atrocious times is the ruination of children’s lives by degenerate adults.

      1. And let me certify that the “hateful” things “Debbie” and his ilk accuse Kate of being … pointing out this INSANITY isn’t one of them. It is actually COMPASSIONATE … to help these mental patients understand their delusions … and hopefully find the CORRECT pathway in life.

4. “Days before my penis’s first birthday, the warmth and weight of it lay against my vulva, each supporting the other, holding me.”

   Annnnd thats why I prefer pooches, to people!

   1. Only to defective people …

5. There has always been mental illness but leave it to our culture to pretend it’s normal. No, better than normal. Western civilization is doomed.
   When people stop believing in God, they don’t believe in nothing — they believe in anything. (Attributed to G. K. Chesterton)

6. Eeeewwwww!!!!!!!!
   Hope the spelling and punctuation are correct.

   But seriously, why publicize this????
   Is it felt that we are still insufficientlly privy to the mass madness???????
   All this stuff is part and parcel of the the objective of causing despair among would be resisters and the collapse of our civilization?
   Isn’t publicizing it supporting that objective?

   1. +++++/\ Menticide

7. Only liberals take the insane, put them up on a pedestal and demand the rest of us pucker up and kiss their asses. Everything went to hell once liberals were let out of the asylums and into the government. Now it’s a criminal offence to give these mentally incompetent life-forms therapy.

8. Look kids: a bearded lady.

9. Gag me with a spoon!

10. She still doesn’t have a penis.

    Somehow I think in the middle of the night she acknowledges this and despairs.

    1. You know … not to be crude … but they make dildos that fit in women’s vaginas, which give the wearer female stimulation … even as they pretend to be a real man. Something not even Pinocchio’s sister could have imagined.

       1. That’s what strap-ons were made for.

11. I don’t care what all y’all say, I found this essay to be quite inspirational. In fact, it inspired me to write my very own Ode To My Penis. I doubt my treatise will receive such a glowing reception from such an august publication as New York magazine, however. Does anyone know if Penthouse is still in business?