Forget about the children’s books you grew up with. Treat your kids to something new. How about a book about a little boy who has two lesbian mothers that are pirates.
Forget about the children’s books you grew up with. Treat your kids to something new. How about a book about a little boy who has two lesbian mothers that are pirates.
Funny enough two famous female pirates Anne Bonny and Mary Read, played for both teams and were alleged to have been lovers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0sjtaaT8eWY
If you don’t like the selection you can always try:
https://babylonbee.com/news/christmas-gift-ideas-for-your-liberal-child
This:
“6) Twitter account: Hey, your kid is never too young to learn the ins and outs of Twitter, including public shaming, cyberbullying, destroying careers, and contributing to a giant cancerous tumor of hate.”
How true.
I think the description of the tome about Chairman Mao (praise be upon him) should instead indicate that “Mousey Dung” would have been perfectly happy to bestow the equality of being murdered on almost all of his subjects…
Xi strikes me as being a more ‘professional’ successor…
Just finished The Hobbit with my 7-year olds. Maybe we’ll pick up I’m an 8-Year Old Gender Fluid Spirit with Two Mommies next week.
Modern books?
Rubbish.
In my family, it’s the standards that made Western civilisation great.
At least they made no attempt to normalise evil.
One of my daughter’s best friends at school is a little boy whose parents are lesbians. She’s never batted an eyelid about it, I’ve never felt a need to make it an issue. Because its not. And that’s how it should be.
Except the odds are basically 1-1 that those parents will split up before that kid hits puberty and he’ll end up with massive mental health issues as a result of his screwed up home environment.
Yup. He may even become a Prime Minister…..
That boy is damaged goods and the quoted coward is too wiener-ish to admit it.
From the Bee site, has anyone heard of this?
“NOT SATIRE: Help the Tuttle Twins save children from socialism this Christmas! We are trying to distribute an extra 1,000 copies of the Tuttle Twins before Christmas Eve.
Can you help?
The Tuttle Twins children’s book series is teaching the rising generation about the ideas of freedom, free markets, individual responsibility, and American history.
I must raise $10,000 to distribute 1,000 extra books before Christmas. It costs roughly $10 to distribute one copy of the Tuttle Twins to a family.
Click here to help us distribute more copies of the Tuttle Twins books to schools across the country, with your tax-deductible gift of $10, $50, $100, $500, or even more.
Thank you and Merry Christmas,
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https://babylonbee.com/news/christmas-gift-ideas-for-your-liberal-child
https://secure.anedot.com/libertas-institute/bee121521
The site doesn’t seem to accept Canadian addresses.
Lesbian pirates?
Twat Bandits for sure.
Nah. They’re just a pair of dykes who illegally copy DVDs…..:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I5dVBezF9k
Just about time for the traditional Christmas story of Mary, Karen and the baby Rachel, and the three wise women who were of course indigenous and brought gifts of solar panels, wind turbines, and sex toys. Herod keeps his place however, he threatens to round up the unvaccinated. Warned in a dream, Mary and Karen have the baby Rachel vaccinated so they can stay in their commune and not go to white supremacist Egypt.
It’s all in the Bible they have at the Sally Ann now.
Okay, admit to being old fashioned. But last year the books for the “grandbrat” generation (includes great-nephews and nieces) were “Just So Stories”, “Le Petit Prince”, and “Le Chandail de Hockey”. The latter two were in either French or English depending on whether the kids were in the English or French program. This year it’s the “Narnia” chronicles along with Rosemary Sutcliff’s “Warrior Scarlet”. Next year, I’m thinking of Madeleine L’Engle’s trilogy, “Treasure Island”, “Anne of Green Gables”, “Tom Sawyer”, and other classics, though I am also seriously looking at introducing the kids to Anglo-Roman history via Rosemary Sutcliff”s “Eagle of the Ninth”. Beverly Butler also wrote some interesting “young adult” books and I may add those to the list.