Happy Election Day, Canada!

2021 Federal Election 144 Comments

Well, here we are. There are 338 troughs in Parliament up for grabs, fill in the blanks with your own best seat distribution guesses. One entry per customer. Contest closes at 6pm Eastern:

___ Liberal
___ Conservative
___ Bloc
___ NDP
___ Other (PPC, Green, Independent, etc)

Winner gets a free book, losers get another couple years of Prime Minister Spendy McBlackface.

Oh yeah. That. Another blackface photo emerged last night.

144 Replies to “Happy Election Day, Canada!”

  1. If one of the trending search terms on Google tonight is “How to properly fellate a Sikh” you’ll know Junior is getting his kneepads ready for coalition talk.

    Prediction ? 99%+ leftists elected.

    Red ones, blue ones, orange ones, green ones and whatever the hell color the Queerbeccers use.

  2. 130- Liberals
    135- Conservative
    35- Bloc
    36- NDP
    2-Others—-PPC, Maverick, Green, Independent
    Canada’s political system has been broken since confederation! Western Canada,,must separate! Saskatchewan , Manitoba , Alberta, and Northern BC!
    In the parties above the only 2 conservative are the PPC and Maverick! ! The other parties are left of centre and Socialists with no thought process towards a balanced budget! The idea of inflation does not enter their thought processes!

  3. 167 Lib
    107 Con
    30 Bloc
    31 NDP
    2 PPC
    1 Green
    2 Ind (former rapey liberals who will always vote liberal).

  4. Never seen an election that was more of a crapshoot. Turnout? Panic? Disgust? Who knows, they’re all in play.

    Liberals 139
    Conservatives 133
    NDP 29
    Bloc 36
    Greens 1

    This is my prediction, not what I’d like to see. I’d like to see the combined Liberal-NDP total lower than that so that they can’t rule the way they have been. I’d like to see the PPC elect a few, and I think they’re going to be in double-digit percentages in about 20 ridings, but I doubt they’re going to elect anybody. The Greens are going to be reduced to the Gulf Islands, a mixed blessing because they drain votes from the Liberals and NDP.

    While we’re at it, I agree with the sentiment expressed above that when you see a negative story about Justin in the media, it’s probably coming from other Liberals. And, younger voters are often blamed for Justin, but it’s not true — his real support base is middle-aged women.

    1. Re: PPC – don’t underestimate enthusiasm of young males…..and also what may surprise some there are ethnic minorities who had experience with totalitarian rules in the country of origin that will vote PPC.

      Middle age women are not that loyal, they may try the guy with the Rolex.

      1. “A woman will abandon her faith to follow the vagueries of her heart.”
        -some smart guy whose name eludes me, probably a Greek.

  5. Lib: 120
    Con: 126
    Bloc: 40
    NDP : 46
    PPC : 4
    Green : 1

    Many previous Liberal supporters will more likely throw a dart on another party.

  7. One story that’s not getting enough ink is the collapse of the Green Party. They won 1.2 million votes (6.55%) and 3 seats in 2019; this year they will be lucky to get half that number of votes, although they should win Elizabeth May’s seat

    In 2019 the Greens beat the PPC everywhere save Max’s own riding. This year the PPC is on track to beat the Greens in 300 or more ridings. The little support the Greens have left is on Vancouver Island, the west side of Vancouver, PEI, and a few scattered ridings here and there. Everywhere else they’re basically gone.

    Annamie Paul is on track to finish a distant third in her hand-picked downtown Toronto riding, against a couple of nobodies. It will be utterly humiliating for the Green leader to finish as an also-ran in a leftist cesspool like Toronto Centre. I assume she will resign tonight.

  9. LPC 136
    CPC 129
    Bloc 29
    NDP 38
    LOONS (GN). 2
    PPC 4

    Maybe….or it will be blatantly stolen with Libs getting some 175 seats or some such. Endorsements from HER and that other POS likely came with plenty of advice and knowledge on how to STEAL an election – Mail in Ballots anyone.??

  10. 338 to the Uni-Party.
    For how you vote does not matter.
    What is important,is who counts those votes.
    Whatever coalition of parasites forms in the aftermath of this vanity election,they will still proceed to make mass poisoning compulsory.
    Thus provoking civil war.
    For when a State Agency demands you take their potion,regardless of your own assessment of the needs or risks,this becomes criminal coercion.
    Self defence becomes your right and responsibility.

    Especially as the passage of time strips all credibility from their claims of benefit from taking the Government Goo.
    Compounded by their general lack of credibility on every front.
    Retribution is a real bitch.
    But once you serve notice to those who consented to be governed,that you see no limit to your power and wisdom..
    Chaos follows.

    I am truly starting to wonder if our effete elites have a death wish.

  12. Voting is cute.
    Means nothing.
    But it’s cute.

    Voted PPC though…
    Pissed on the process the entire time.
    Openly said I don’t trust the system.

    But voting is cute.

  13. 120 Liberal
    140 Conservative
    28 Bloc
    50 NDP
    0 Other (PPC, Green, Independent, etc)
    Even though the Conservatives win the plurality of seats, The Liberals and NDP will for a coalition to retain/get power and screw over and part of the Country that didn’t vote for them.

  14. Not asked for, but here’s my prediction about the popular vote, (these are in-person votes; I do not understand how the mail-in thing works, and no one on here has explained the process that I’ve noticed):

    LIB: 30.5%
    CON: 31.5%
    NDP: 20.5%
    BQ: 7%
    GRN: 2.5%
    PPC: 8%

    Country-wide popular vote is meaningless; yes, I realize that, but the Libs at 30.5%, (assuming as I do Junior retains government), would be a NEW RECORD LOW of popular support for a federal government. The previous record holder for this ignominious distinction is, drumroll please, Junior!!! Yes, Junior will break his own record for popular vote tepidity of a government. But we keep reading on here how adored Junior is by the masses.

  15. Libs = 338. It doesn’t matter anymore we are screwed.
    As has been said, WE CAN’T VOTE OUR WAY OUT OF THIS CATASTROPHIC MESS!
    and we’re too frigging soft and complacent to shoot our way out.

  16. 130 Sox Socialists (-25 since dissolution)
    139 Lite Socialists (Con) (+20)
    36 Blocistes (+4)
    28 Jag’s Socialists (+4)
    5 Other (-3), of which 1 is for the Green Socialist (Lizard) Party and 2 for the only non-socialist party (even though its probably wishful thinking.

    Next time out, I’d like to see Pierre Poilievre square off against either Chrystia Freeland or Mark Carney for, respectively, the Tories and the Grits. The Jagster will likely still be running the Dippers, and I’m hopeful that next time out, Max and the PPC will break out and win some seats, becoming a counterbalance to the constant drip, drip, drip of creeping socialism emanating from Ottawa. But then, what do I know? I’m still wishing and hoping for another Manicouagan-type event to hit Ottawa when the House is in session.

    Finally, one question that I wish someone had asked the Spawn on the campaign trail: “Hey Justin, where’s Sophie? Aside from signing some disgustingly cloying campaign donation letters, she’s been, like totally absent on the trail, and rumour says you guys are on the outs, so what gives? And are you still wearing her underpants?”

  20. The last day of Election month in Canada is Election Ground Hog Day.

    LPC 157
    CPC 121
    BQ 32
    NDP 24
    PPC 2
    MAV 1
    GRN 1

    Considered voting PPC but couldn’t because of their affiliation with a certain MC and because we had a Maverick alternative.

    We’re entering into greater and greater chaos and PPC and possibly Maverick could make gains in the upcoming election. Probably not more than a year away.

  21. The last day of Election month in Canada is Election Ground Hog Day.

    LPC 157
    CPC 121
    BQ 32
    NDP 24
    PPC 2
    MAV 1
    GRN 1

    Considered voting PPC but couldn’t because of their affiliation with a certain MC and because we had a Maverick alternative.

    We’re entering into greater and greater chaos and PPC and possibly Maverick could make gains in the upcoming election. Probably not more than a year away.

  24. LPC: 159
    CPC: 113
    BQ: 32
    NDP: 31
    GPC: 3
    PPC: 1

    Don’t think Maverick or PPC breakout in AB but would love to see a couple seats go to the Mavs just for the chaos it would cause

  25. // A new photo of current Prime Minister … has just shockingly surfaced on the eve of the federal elections //

    Sure Jeff.
    Good try by the home of computer-generated journalists.

  28. So far, a rough estimate of the average of all predictions looks about like this:

    Lib — 140
    Con – 130
    Bloc 32
    NDP 30
    Other 6

    and about 20% gave more seats to Con than Lib.

    Only one or two predictions indicated a majority government for Liberals or Conservatives.

    (this is not my prediction although it is fairly close to it, back in the thread)

  29. PPC-Mad Max – 35
    I really don’t care about the rest…

    Cheers!

    PS: Off to meet Max tonight in Saskatoon!

  30. Well, I discharged my duty as a citizen less than an hour ago. There weren’t many people at the poll, though I was ordered to put on a face diaper because it was in a school. I pointed out to the young lady that the kiddies are the least affected by the bug, but it went in one ear and out the other.

    As usual, I surprised the Elections Canada thingy at the polling station, though, when I pulled out my citizenship card. At least I could prove that I’m eligible to vote in this country. Those people seem to forget what JFK reminded Berliners of a few months before his death. Some 2000 years ago, the proudest boast was “Civis Romanus sum” and being a citizen back then accorded certain rights and privileges.

    1. Civis Romanus sum

      As I recall, the person who most famously said this, wasn’t boasting, he was requesting due process. Most traditions imply he ended up getting killed by the same government as a result of the process.

      JFK said “I am a jelly doughnut”.

      My preference is to be left the hell alone by all governments. Put not thy trust in princes.

  31. WeII, since Trudeau stuffed eIections Canada with his IiberaI sycophants shortIy after his first win………..I think the resuIt wiII be:

    1. Trudeau is the Prime Minister again.

    Remember; it isn’t the votes that count; it’s the baIIots. And EIections canada sent out a Iot of them; and probabIy kept some back in various warehouses in the event they are needed for ridings with peopIe who were unaware they were supposed to vote IiberaI.

  33. PPC-Mad Max-35

    I really don’t care about the rest….
    This will be a start back….
    Off to meet Max tonight in Saskatoon!

    Cheers!

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