It’s A Poll!

22 Replies to “It’s A Poll!”

1. A Proof is a Proof, and is proven!!!!

2. Follow-up poll question, if Dear Leader slipped on concrete stairs breaking his tailbone making him writhe in pain, you would:
   __ stop to laugh at him
   __ ignore him and carry on

   1. *C) Kick him square in his tiny, empty, wizened scrotum. Twice…

3. Kate – yer a bad girl!
   Love it!
   And many, many thanks!

4. I don’t wish death on anyone. Get covid and be sick for two weeks after an event where they openly violated covid rules they mandated for the pleabs would be karmic. Then fully recover to show how non-deadly covid really is.

   1. The question says “IF”, not “PLEASE”.

   2. No need to wish it death on anyone, everyone gets it eventually. I just have less patience for Chretien’s than for my own.

5. Didn’t he die eight years ago? It was a massive put on with flags and sad Liberals everywhere. Who could forget the flags? The didn’t just fly them at half staff, they took them down entirely, threw them on a pile, and set them ablaze.
   And brave Aline Chrétien – when Jean’s body came rolling out of the coffin because that gerbil Stephen Dion couldn’t even hold up his corner of the casket – she didn’t even flinch.
   Peter Mansbridge even came out of retirement to provide colour commentary for the funeral and broke down into a shuddering, weeping puddle at the end. “ I’ll always love you, Wendy “ he shouted and that’s when things really took a turn for the weird.
   Geez, you don’t remember that?

6. Mischief is important

7. To quote a famous conservative:
   “Dogs know what to do with polls like that:

   1. My dog voted for the second option. When your IQ goes up, maybe she could teach you how to play fetch.

   2. Learn the difference between a quote mark and a colon and get back to us, Omar.

8. So Covid wasn’t killing enough, so they brought out the “Shawinigan Strangler”…stay classy eh?

   Gee the campaign must be going catastrophically bad in a PANDEMIC! 🙂

   Cheers

   Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

   1st Saint Nicolaas Army
   Army Group “True North”

9. When a liberal does it, it means that it is ok.

10. “I pondered what may or may not potentiate my laughter
    and discovered a frightening truth.
    Then I realized it’s better I laugh at the horrible misfortunes of others rather than inflict them.”

    Nelson Muntz

11. It was a “sophisticated, vaccinated crowd”

    1. Exactly. COVID is flummoxed by sophisticates, and everyone keeping an exact number of millimetres apart.

       Science!

       Also, if you go to a gala, like say at the Met, and all the proletariat help is masked-up and cringing, you’re cool to mix and mingle without a care, as long as you’ve bought a 30K ticket.

       Moar Science!

12. They cannot catch our earthling diseases.

13. Indifference

14. Jean WHO?

    “Here richly, with ridiculous display,
    The politician’s corpse was laid away.
    While all of his acquaintance sneered and slanged,
    I wept – for I had longed to see him hanged.”

15. So I can do anything because nobody tells me what to do, just like Hazel and the Cretch.

    New rules for everyone??

16. But you can tell me what to do and what not to do? logic 🙁