Dear Leader informs the UN that he wants to bring “diversity is our strength” to outer space. And True North reports that a medical school in Calgary, is looking for someone with critical race theory expertise.
Canada cites “diversity” in outer space as strength in UN report
ical race theory expertise.
So now Canada is becoming a solar system embarrassment. Next up, galaxy, then galaxy cluster… The assholes on Uranus are even laughing at us and the Venusians are calling us the Pussy Country.
Where are the Vogons when you need them?
The text that’s cited certainly reads as if it was composed by a Vogon poet.
Of course, that wouldn’t stop Prinz Dummkopf from wearing his bejewelled battle shorts.
Stan, I have my towel and am ready to leave this planet anytime there really is somewhere else to go.
If diversity is really a strength then why aren’t most multinationals and professional groups grabbing up individually blind, deaf, incontinent, quadriplegic, illiterate, innumerate, bald, hirsute, bad BO, bad breath, full-body tattooed, crack addict, alcoholic, all method of psychoanalytically “different” people they can get their hands on?
Because they don’t actually want different. They want people who think exactly like they do who look (and are only cosmetically) different so that their monoculture can be maintained.
I’d hate to see what happens to a colony of illiterate innumerate people who can’t be bothered to seal the airlock. The Moon is (/will be) a Harsh Mistress.
Maybe this is all Darwin’s will?
Send Justin into space and tell him that being on the other side of that airlock is good somehow.
Agreed. Apple, Google, and Facquebook all need more fine “equal” workers with face tattoos. Nothing says technical prowess quite like a bunch of face and neck tattoos.
More like the Golgafrincham Ark B.
What? And deprive us of all those telephone sanitizers?
Ahh the UN,the natural home of Useless Nutjobs.
Justine slavers to gain entry,as only there do they too speak Word Salad as their natural language.
Can we get Musk or one of the other Oligarchs to send the Spawn up as an astronaut for his first orbital flight? It would contribute to diversity and inclusion by sending an empty vessel, moronic asshole up where previously training and expertise was used as a criteria.
“Hewthton we have a ploblem”
NASA gave up sending monkeys into space about 60 years ago. Maybe they’ll resume that practice by shooting Prinz Dummkopf into a hyperbolic orbit out of the solar system.
Kate you need a Up or Down Vote:
“NASA gave up sending monkeys into space about 60 years ago. Maybe they’ll resume that practice by shooting Prinz Dummkopf into a hyperbolic orbit out of the solar system.”
This gets my upvote of the week.
Yeah, like Laika the dog, Blackie can become the first French mongrel sent into the great beyond, where he can reset his return, using his quantum calibrations.
Well, he did tell us to start thinking differently about space and time before he revealed himself to be a quantum computing genius.
why, oh why, is it so easy to ridicule our prime minister?
3 guesses – the first 2 don’t count.
I look forward to the inevitable consequences of affirmative action hires in space.
There was the case of astronaut Lisa Nowak, who went off the rails because her colleague and boyfriend was canoodling with someone else, but that took place on the ground.
Both of them were cashiered from NASA. She was sent back to the USN, where, as I understand it, she was court-martialled.
“Lisa Nowak: Why the Astronaut Drove 900 Miles to Attack Her Ex’s Girlfriend
During her trip to confront Colleen Shipman, Nowak reportedly wore diapers to avoid bathroom breaks. Her actions inspired the 2019 movie ‘Lucy in the Sky.'” https://www.biography.com/news/lisa-nowak-lucy-in-the-sky
It was in a UN report but it was part of the Canadian submission, no other country is as ‘woke’.
” “As a champion of the full, meaningful and equal participation of women in all aspects of disarmament, Canada welcomes the emphasis on the full involvement and equal participation of women and men in discussions on reducing space threats through responsible behaviours and the need to assess the possible differentiated impacts of such threats,” Canada’s submission reads.” https://tnc.news/2021/08/10/canada-cites-diversity-in-outer-space-as-strength-in-un-report/
Now if we want a kinder gentler space we should appoint Julie Payette, the original diversity space cadet, to bring her calming presence to this vacuous region.
As for the Medical school in Calgary, they obviously have too much funding and too many woke administrators. This cleanup is in the provincial ballpark.
Is Justin referring to himself, the groper, the blackface wearer and the one who screamed at and fired women because they told him “no”?
What a f@g he is.
Geez you’d think he would get along better with Biden
After all there are both pedophiles.
Now if only Justin could just be Major Tom!
He is major twat.
If only he could be Major Tom.
I arrived at that independently, MND.
What the fuck is that bullshit even supposed to mean?
The Roxham Roadrunners are actually astronaut candidates?
To understand this your Mom has to be banging-the-Rolling-Stones drunk and high while carrying you, maybe?
Diverthity (All Hail Diverthity*) ith our thtrength!
*from Dennis Wilson/Grouchy Old Cripple
No, no. This is how it goes:
The more dee-verse we are, . . . dee-wurse it gets.
And how pray tell does he think we will get this diversion into space when they can’t even decide what to replace our fighter jets with.
L – Canadians should hold a referendum on sending Justin Trudeau to negotiate space
disarmament with Mars, the God of War.
All in favour raise a glass of beverage, saying “Godspeed” or “Good-riddance”, as per your truth.
I don’t even know what I read, this is so insane.
Courtesay of the good folks at CSA.
I used to work in the business and I knew a number of people who went to CSA soon after it was established. A lot of them weren’t candidates for Mensa membership.
And don’t forget that Marc “Bobblehead” Garneau used to be in charge of that agency. If accounts in the old Frank are anything to go by, and they often were some 20 years ago, he wasn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, either.
Think we should all have a betting pool where this fool will take us with a majority government. Like what will Canada look like after this douchebag is done with us. I’m saying he’s a douchebag now cuz after he gets his majority I’ll be fined for saying so publicly
It just occurred to me that his idiocy is an attempt to cull the population of what used to be Canada. Maybe he’s hoping to make us so depressed about what happened that we’ll kill ourselves in large numbers.
I should apply; I am very critical of racist theories.
I honestly can’t decide who has elected a bigger moron, Canada or the US.
Canada, for sure.
At least Sleepy Joe had adult thought processes at one point in his life.
US did not elect their moron. Canuckistanians are stupider by far.
So what happened? Did his earpiece die and he was left to wing it? Somebody needs to remember to pack the extra batteries.
He’s got to be the stupidest person to ever lead a western nation.
Yup. He’s hands down winner of that title. And our electorate wins the Oscar for dumbest electorate in the West.
But the real story is that the quaking cowards in H. M. Opposition parties are too yellow to dethrone the little tit.
He’s got to be the stupidest person to ever lead a western nation.
Not just the stupidest but also the most immature.
Alright… if no one else wants to say it, I’ll go there.
“Resistance is futile!”
/smh
Maybe we can get him thrown out of the airlock instead of us.
Wonder if HAL in “2001 The Space Odyssey” could read “listhe” and fire Trudee into outer space?