39 Replies to “I, Narcissus”

  1. can hardly wait until he’s faded off into some united nations’ department of uselessness. well-paid, lots of travel and nobody cares what he says, thinks or says.
    🙂

      1. Since a narcissus is a flower, does that mean that our prime minister is, indeed, a blooming idiot?

      2. Yes. Him suiciding in despair when he realizes the object of his love is just his reflection would be great.

        1. Actually, Narcissus didn’t commit suicide. He was so enthralled by his image that he didn’t bother with the necessities of life such as eating.

          That would never happen to Prinz Dummkopf. He likes his taxpayer-funded vino far too much.

    1. I would be much happier if he were to do a perp walk off of a tarmac while trying to escape to China.

      Then he has to lose all of his money so that he is poor.

    2. I’d think he’ll be aiming more for what the Obamas have achieved: Get big advances to write books (with the help of ghostwriters, of course); make speeches to adoring crowds or entities willing to pay to hear him speak; and take advantage of all the free private jets, fancy accommodations, and wining and dining from anyone willing to provide them.

      Oh, and set up a foundation, of course. As long as you’re still relevant you can rake in some dough.

      I think the most work he would do is something like a “goodwill ambassador”.

      1. He certainly is giving the big 0 a run for his money in narcissism and corruption. I’m not sure he hates Canadians as much as the big 0 hates US Citizens though…

      2. Foundation, check! Vast millions in offshore accounts, check! Gregor Robertson waiting for him, naked in silk sheets in their shared flat in Shengzhen, gazing wantonly at him – double-check!

    3. Pathetic shit stain. He would the get shit slapped right out of his head here in small town Alberta, if he showed up with out his Praetorian RCMP.. ha ha ha. I can hear him scream like a girl right now.. If he walked into a small town bar around here. He would have to crawl or get packed off.. So many rig hands and unemployed Patch Workers..

      1. Yup. I pass by a lot of empty hotel and motel parking lots every time I travel to and from my house in B. C. There are also several yards filled with idle oilfield equipment along the route.

    4. Canadians should meet, and converse with our BONGWHISPERER…
      A very stiff drink should ease the nausea from this dreadfull experience.
      Been there…

  2. L – He thinks he’s the sun, so the world orbits around him. But all he be, is a puff of methane.

    1. How much talent does it take to make an “X”? It’s like a scene in the movie Major Dundee, in which Charlton Heston’s character tells the civilian recruits for his mission to either sign their names or make their mark.

  3. Nice to see your Boi-PM has advanced past selfies with teenagers. Now he’s a … professional.

  4. Look at me! No auto-pen!

    It takes a lot for autographed photos involving politicians to have any significant value beyond the sentimental/fan club/showing off realm. Trudeau’s will fall right into that category, even if he’s signed them himself. I’d bet even autographed photos of his dad don’t fetch much on the auction market.

    For example, several years ago a former White House photographer appeared on Antiques Roadshow; he had been there during the Kennedy and LBJ years. In November 1963 his Thanksgiving dinner was interrupted because he was asked to come to the White House to take a picture of LBJ in the Oval Office. He decided LBJ needed something to do instead of just sitting there at an empty desk so he gave him a copy of a photo he had taken: It was of LBJ taking the oath of office on AF1 with Jackie Kennedy standing beside him. He was the only photographer on the plane. Those two photos and another one he took of the Kennedys appraised for a $75,000 insurance value.

    https://www.pbs.org/wgbh/roadshow/season/12/orlando-fl/appraisals/kennedy-johnson-signed-photographs–200702A13/

    1. He should get with the program and turn this into an NFT.

      Sell it for millions.

      An NFT is a digital asset that represents real-world objectives like art, music, in-game pieces and videos. They are bought and sold online, routinely with cryptocurrency, and they frequently encode with the same underlying software as numerous cryptos.

      Although they’ve been around since 2014, NFTs are gaining notoriety now because they are becoming an increasingly popular way to buy and sell digital artwork. An amazing $174 million has been spent on NFTs since November 2017.

  5. 11 July 201?.

    No one is getting his pictures for free now. We won’t see him this side of a funding announcement or teddy bear photo op.

    A lapsed Catholic, no kneeling in the ashes of how many alters now?

    He’s too busy hiding, playing Minecraft, trying to remember Sophie’s Netflix password, and texting his Buttsbuddy.

  6. Quite the feat…

    Trudeau’s posing for a photograph
    of him being photographed
    while signing pictures of himself.

    It’s the literal human centipede of vanity.

    1. “Centipede” is a good description. He can pat himself on the back while engaging in–ahem–other “pleasures”…..

  7. Might as well.
    He doesn’t do much else and when he does do something it’s against someone that had the temerity to upstage him.

  8. Why wouldn’t he do this?
    Canadian voters are stupid and they want this.
    They vote for this childish nonsense.
    Trudeau is just satisfying the desires of morons.

  9. I doubt anyone takes a photo (or rather, is permitted to be in his office) with a camera or other electronic device without first having Trudeau’s permission, and signing off on a list of things he/she won’t photograph or video, for example, the nuclear codes sitting on the desk, or of the PM masturbating on a video call with his brother’s buddy in Iran.

  10. Yeah. As others have pointed out this picture came out years ago. Not new.

    I would assume by this time the little shit has moved well past such low level narcissism to a higher plane of narcissism that can probably only be glimpsed by show ponies and UN delegates.

  11. The “in” and “out” boxes on his desk are overflowing with important matters of state.

  12. Isn’t that photo from two years ago? We had a good laugh at Dear Leader’s narcissism then too.

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