There Are Few Things More American

15 Replies to “There Are Few Things More American”

1. But you’re a bit of a wiener if you’re getting joey’s autograph.

   1. 76 Nathan’s hot dogs x 170 calories each = 12,920
      76 Nathan’s hot dog buns x 130 calories = 9,880
      22,880 total calories = Total caloric intake in Somalia for 24 hours = Kim Jon Un breakfast

2. Next to progressives, there’s nothing that I hate more than this stupid spectacle every year.

   1. Progressives LOVE this sausage fest as it “proves” Americans are the tasteless gluttons they accuse us all of being. Excepting themselves of course … because they eat tiny artistic portions of cutting edge deconstructed sciency gastronomic bites at the French Laundry. The Emperor’s Chef has no Food. They’re better than the people of WalMart who eat ewwwwww … hot dogs. So they think.

      1. I’d rather eat a hot dog than a bat or a pangolin.

3. “The greatest athlete the world has ever known.”

   1. Yop – after Norm Hiccup who has destroyed world bicycle records with his 200 HP motorcycle.
      Joey Chestnut self identifies as a garberator.

4. He’s my new hero. 76 damn dogs. Think that over, I’m ready to Ralph at 3. It’s a celebration of “can do” merican spirit, to the max.
   Surprising thing is- he’s at the podium to accept the trophy! Can you imagine the gut bomb he’s feeling. That’s true grit!
   Any Biden voters in the crowd? Or just trump supporters… interesting typing on my iPad, Biden autocapitalizes but trump does not… hmmm…

   1. trump is an actual word … there is that.

      Let’s chose our conspiracy theories carefully, so we don’t appear as unhinged as the Deep Staters who stole an American Presidential Election. Or as Sundance at CTH calls them … the 4th (unelected) branch of Government

   2. Biden Trump.

      That was my test for my iPad you see above. You may have typed “BIDEN” a few times and it just assumes you want it in all caps from now on.

5. I think the “weenie eating” contest in ‘Meatballs’ was better. (And, it was Canadian, filmed in Ontario!)

6. I’d rather eat a hot dog than a bat or a pangolin.

7. Interesting show on History channel that featured Nathans biography.
   Well worth the watch. He was a Polish Jew who made good in the land of opportunity.

8. Love the John Candy scene eating the 96 oz steak and barely doing it and is then told he has to eat the gristle as well. Priceless clip from the movie The Great Outdoors 1988

   bverwey

9. 76 hotdogs. Whomever breaks that does it in “technique”.
   And seriously, a “sport”?
   Hey America, cough. Bigger issues to pay attention to. *cough* Hunter,*cough* Creepy Who,, where am I?” *Cough* stolen election, *cough* Ivermectin….but Orange Man Said it worked therefore Bad.

   It’s a long list. Forgive me for not completing it. Anyone want to start with China for 200$. I was going there next. Where is Dennis Rodman and dear old Greta in all of this? Nah, Hollywood is remaking Ru Paul and Honey Boo Boo. Let’s tune in……