37 Replies to “I, Korean”

  1. I’m Sorry… WHAT? Is there a plastic surgery that I can get which allows me to get out of paying income tax?

  2. And I’m the King of the world because I sit on the throne every day.

    Let’s ask some Koreans what they think of this idiocy.

  3. “…. and I can be myself.”

    Sorry dude, but if you honestly wanted to “be myself”, you wouldn’t be putting all this effort into being someone else.

    In a sane world, all doctors performing unnecessary operations on mentally-ill patients would be publicly vilified, arrested and jailed. But then, western society left the notion of “sanity” on the side of the road miles back.

  4. Yes, you’re trapped. Trapped in your mental illness. Sadly, government healthcare is doing harm … not doing good. Your Doctors are pure evil. Doctor Frankenstein. Calling Doctor Frankenstein.

    Hint: you’re STILL mentally ill.

  5. Also, I am reminded of this Zappa tune… “You Are What You Is.”

    Excerpt from his prophetic lyrics..

    “…Do you know what you are?
    You are what you is
    You is what you am
    A cow don’t make ham

    You ain’t what you’re not
    So see what you got
    You are what you is
    An’ that’s all it is

    A foolish young man
    Of the Negro persuasion
    Devoted his life
    To become a Caucasian…”

      1. Could have been. Here’s some more…

        A foolish young man
        Of the Negro persuasion
        Devoted his life
        To become a Caucasian

        He stopped eating pork
        He stopped eating greens
        He traded his dashiki (Uhuru!)
        For some Jordache Jeans

        He learned to play golf
        An’ he got a good score
        Now he says to himself
        “I ain’t no n*gger no more”

  6. This is too much demented shit for first thing in the morning,

    File these postings under ‘sick & demented’

    1. When all the female wantabes get their male bits cut off and take massive hormone treatments, if they survive, then they can compete with women. Until then, they are men.

      1. Gee I always thought XX chromosomes define a woman. XY chromosomes define a man.
        Mutilation of the genitals and/or hormone treatment doesnt define ones sex.
        X and Y Chromosomes
        “The human genome is organized into 23 pairs of chromosomes (22 pairs of autosomes and one pair of sex chromosomes), with each parent contributing one chromosome per pair. The X and Y chromosomes, also known as the sex chromosomes, determine the biological sex of an individual: females inherit an X chromosome from the father for a XX genotype, while males inherit a Y chromosome from the father for a XY genotype (mothers only pass on X chromosomes). The presence or absence of the Y chromosome is critical because it contains the genes necessary to override the biological default – female development – and cause the development of the male reproductive system.”

        Wow. Is there ever a LOT of crap info online trying to redefine male vs female when I found the above quote.
        I do understand that there are people with genetic anomalies and defined as intersexuaL
        In sport and SOCIETY the definition should remain a clear definition between a male and female.
        *Any physical or hormonal mutilation should automatically prevent someone from participating as a re-gendered crossover in sport.*
        They can, however, live their life as they see fit. If they pay for it on their own dime…

      2. Not even then, my man. They still have the XY chromosomes which define their muscle mass, etc. And said muscle mass, etc., has been bathed in testosterone from before birth so they still have a “male’ physique.

        As far as I am concerned, any male who “converts” and then expects to be able to compete with XX women is really a gamma male loser who seeks to validate himself by eradicating biological women.

        1. I realize that. Jeez, the comment was to point out that they are not getting surgeries and taking massive doses of hormones.

  9. I would like to transition to a journalist. I would like to be the next Lisa LaFlamme or Rosemary Barton, respected all throughout the country!

  10. Is it too late to get myself circumcised? I could sure use an Israeli passport.

  13. Brings back memories of the book ‘Black Like Me’.
    Be careful what you wish for.

    1. That man did serious physical harm to himself taking the drugs that darkened his skin. Then he went on a dangerous journey to try to understand the “black” experience in America. I admire his courage.

  14. This isn’t the end of it for this guy. He’ll have some new fixation before the swelling goes down.

    1. Well, one could become a federal cabinet minister in Canada, right? It worked for Climate Barbie.

  16. K-drama and K-pop seems to be replacing anime as the new millennial fantasy.

    1. JR, I thought it was a send up from some female in a British hospital that had been mugged, and was using the opportunity to have fun and a little dig, I lasted about thirty seconds before reality set in, and I shut it off. I should go back to my habit of scanning the comments BEFORE I check out the content….sigh.

      Still, better than having your dick cut off to prove your insane, …..I guess.

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