50 Replies to “Happy Mother’s Day!”

  1. Eat shit and die asshole(thrown a shoe at you).
    I don’t need a re-education lesson on your way that I should behave.

    To everyone else…

    HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!

      1. Sorry, if I came off too strong.
        And apologies to anyone that I have offended.
        I have seen too many politicians making crap like that into policies, restrictions and laws.
        Which they impose on me.

        1. First mistake? Apologizing. Nothing else matters after taking that first knee by issuing an apology, self censoring, etc..

          “Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for the truth.” ~ Benjamin Disraeli
          “Never complain and never explain.” ~ Benjamin Disraeli

          Once you are on your knees, there is no way back.

          1. So people should double-down on being a-holes when they realize that they were the ones who were wrong? If I’m wrong, I admit it. That way those around me know that when I stay committed to an idea, it’s not wrong.

            To what kind of a face culture do you belong?

        2. I didn’t see /sarc after that Saad post, so buck up man. Never apologize. It’s on the poster to clarify things.

          “Mom’s not here”, been gone a while, but to all the living Mom’s, including the Gal on the couch near me, Happy Mother’s Day.

          1. If #BiologyisNazism didn’t give it away, I don’t think anything would.

          2. Agreed, Alyric. It’s not like there can be a mark on the wall with the caption “you must be at least this knowledgeable and/or smart to post here.”

            If everything here were toned down to CBC viewer level, I’d have no interest in coming here.

          3. If you know who Saad is, and the kind of things he thinks/how he posts, you know that was sarcasm. If you don’t know who he is, maybe you shouldn’t react — and strongly — unless/until you do know.

          5. OMG this isn’t some anonymous asshole twitting. This the mighty Gad Saad, the Honey Badger himself. He has been trolling the left for years. He is one of the good guys, linked here on several occasions. It is perfectly reasonable to assume that, at SDA of all places, his style, irony and satire is well known.

  2. To mothers out there, the real one’s that is. Happy Mothers Day.

  3. As mentioned a week or so ago, the left-wing Globe and Mail started using the word “partner” for “husband” and “wife”. This gets one to thinking, should we stop using the words “mother” and “father”, and substitute the word “parent” in their places?

    This would necessitate collapsing Mother’s Day and Father’s Day into one Parents’ day. The card-making companies would object, but the LBGT2SP community would be happy.

    To everyone: happy Parent Day!! /satire

    1. Hey, you must have missed a letter or two there and no doubt outraged some Karen, who may or my not be a birthing Karen, may or may not have been born Karl, but should be labelled as child abuser just for existing.

      1. I purposely tacked on a “P” to represent the you-know-whats lurking under rocks.

      2. You left out Chest Feeders. Ha Ha Ha. I was a Momma’s Chest Feeder.
        How the hell can you ruin a good Tit but those assholes could.

  4. He forgot “gestational parent”. (From Steyn’s e-mail this morning):

    “ Under the accelerating transanity, the preferred designation of allegedly respected institutions is “gestational parent” – because, after all, in today’s exciting world it could just as easily be your father who went all gestational with you. Conversely, if your mom was “assigned the male gender” at birth, she can still learn to chestfeed. That’s the new approved term – “chestfeeding”: it has its knockers – no, wait, just as often it doesn’t.”

    1. “…it has its knockers – no, wait, just as often it doesn’t.”

      Well played.

  5. Weeks ago, I received an email from etsy asking if I’d like to opt out of receiving Mother’s Day emails. Why? Triggering? Too gender specific? WTF?!

    1. I’m actually in favour of this option. Not everyone had a great childhood with a loving mother. My wife told me once when she was six or seven she bought her mother a mother’s day’s present and her mother deemed it inadequate and beat the living hell out of her for it. Her mother’s nickname for her growing up was “shit faced brat”. We don’t observe the holiday in our family because my wife is usually depressed and miserable on this day. We celebrate her birthday instead.

      1. It’s up to you to change that, make the important females in your life feel good about being Mother’s. Try a nice bouquet of flowers for a start. Friendly advice not a criticism. Make it fun and enjoyable

  6. Happy Mother’s Day to all mothers everywhere.

    If anyone takes offense to my wishing people happiness, you have my pity instead.

    Thanks, mom!

    2. Trucker
      My mother and I were not very close. Not explaining details.
      Joining the military and overseas for 3 years, 2 in Nam. 21 weeks left, I helped save, protect, couple
      Of troops and their equipment, feeling good about my heroic deeds. Next day the Base Commander ordered me to his bunker, I saluted & stuck out my chest. U know maybe a medal, He said
      *Why the Fuck have you not Written to your Mother in 3 years? I am a commander & I write my mother 2 times a week . The 4 star general from the Pentagon, that just chewed my ass off Wrote his mother yesterday. You Sit down over there and write 3 frigging letters to your mother or I will have your ass Shot, And you will bring me 2 letters a week until I leave -or you get killed.
      Moral of my story, Send your mother an email every week. Yo.

  10. Happy Mother’s Day to all women who OBEYED the biological urge to procreate, birth, love, and nurture your offspring. In an era that wants to censor and eliminate biology … you mothers all followed the science … and inborn genetic signals … to broadcast your genes into eternity. May you be blessed and pampered this day.

    As to those who believe “the village” is a mother? FOAD. The “village” is slaughtering your sons in the streets …

    2. Thank you! I had my master’s degree by age 22, having married a fellow grad student that year. I worked for a year and got pregnant at age 24, and we moved to a different province for his work. In those days, pregnant women were deemed unemployable, so I learned French, set up a nursery and watched the Watergate inquiries for fun. Lots of time to cook healthy food.

      After a completely successful birth of a healthy baby, we soon moved abroad. In 1974, we decided to have a second baby. As a fairly instant result, we had another lovely healthy baby in the year following.

      Note to young women: have your babies with the very carefully selected right man early and love your man a lot to keep that marriage fun. Careers can wait. Do you seriously want kindly immigrants to teach your children basic English at daycare in the early years?

      I went gradually to work full time in 1982, as I strongly knew that, in the early years for children, they need a strong presence of both parents.

      I have been watching old movies on YouTube and realize now how Hollywood has masterminded the myth of healthy blended families with heroes being the perfect working mothers who are divorced from terrible dads. Then we had a dose of perfect dads with horrid ex’s.

      Bottom line: most families I know with great kids stayed together and worked out their issues and lived to enjoy their children and grand children.

      1. L don’t know you but I can tell you are a Blessing to your Family.
        Happy Mother’s Day.

      2. L … Your story is very similar to ours (a decade later). I had a starter wife … thankfully no children and a short marriage. Then I found a trustworthy, loyal, woman who raised our 3 kids at home when they were young and then went back to teaching once the kids were all in school. It worked quite well … and our 3-kids were all wonderful people … and they’re all lovely adults. Good job to my wife (the compassionate partner).

  11. Mother’s Day is a profitable racket. It always has been (much to the horror of its founder Anna Jarvis, who should really have known better). So we’re allowed to observe that.

    As women control most of the consumption in capitalist societies, it is much more profitable for corporations to pander to women who go mad and think they are men than to pay their fair share of the taxes required to operate asylums where husbands and fathers can commit their incurably hysterical wives and daughters.

    I would much rather spend my Sunday worshipping my Father in heaven. Wuhan flu hysteria was the perfect excuse to finally make that a crime.

    1. The path to Heaven starts at the feet of our Mother’s. Even Jesus had a Mother my son. The Bible tells us to Honor our Mother’s and Father’s so that our days may be long upon this earth.

      1. I’m glad, genuinely, that you find your mother honourable.

        I was the result of the cavalier approach to birth control of my own self-absorbed, sex-mad, often drunken mother. She hated me for it, and told me as much.

        Why she didn’t just dump me on the side of the road, unless she just wanted a convenient male punching bag who couldn’t fight back or run away, is still a mystery to me.

        Left to her tender mercies, I would be well down the road to hell, not heaven—assuming I hadn’t gotten there long ago.

        1. Diddley Squat. It is true you can not pick your parents. But anyway LIFE don’t give a shit. Once you are a certain age it is up to you.
          That is generally when people quit blaming their parents.
          Sorry for your miserable life. Not really get off your ass and get in the game.
          Take a look at Nature. Nature don’t give a shit. The strong survive the weak go down.
          Celebrate the fact you are at least alive. She could have got out the coat hanger but she didn’t.
          “The Mysterious and Divine Laws of Life.”

    1. Ha! I’ve heard the front hole is somewhat necessary for birthing … Hahahaha ha ha

  14. L – Axiom – The odds are, if your mother & father didn’t have any children, you won’t either.

  17. For an evolutionary biologist, Gad seems to suffer from some form of cognitive dissonance, as he’s all in favor of “a woman’s right to choose” to tear her unborn child out of her uterus and bin him, a practice that is definitely a non-survival behavior.

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