Soup

16 Replies to “Soup”

1. Life Follows Art dept.
   I’m at soup:
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kqbKEqzsAI

2. No doubt the soup was acquired for FREE from the latest COVID food drive. Because black folks are starvin… thanks to all that white supremacy and whatnot …

3. I’m buying stock in Campbell’s! If Chauvin gets off, there will be “mostly peaceful” protests, if he is convicted, I expect “mostly peaceful” celebrations. Either way, they will need lots and lots of soup. For their families.

   1. A peaceful soupfest, right

4. Soup nazis, for real.

5. All of it from the house of Theresa Heinz.

   1. And john “I’m as rich as my wife” Kerry.

6. Notice how the media types keep referring to “bags” of soup. Have to keep the fact of “cans” out of the public view, I guess.

   1. If you put the can of soup in a grocery bag and twist it closed, you can use it as a sling to fling it farther.

7. So you have soup for your family? Where are the can opener and the spoons? How are going to warm it up?

   1. Silly rabbit. They have zip tops now and who says the poor family, huddled, miserable and cold, has the ability to heat it up? Oh the humanity!

8. This is great,the bounty on a feral will be two cans of soup,collect from body .
   Soup swap at end of hunt.
   And the fine young cannibals can use the soup as flavouring…if they are so inclined.

9. L – Further into the interview :
   “You mean these rocks ? They’re for my rock garden. Though some are pet rocks. The bigger ones are for my catapult; who eats them like they were going out of style!”

   “The umbrella? That is in case it rains tomorrow. Don’t touch that tip, it’s been dipped in curare to keep it from rusting. “

10. Quick fix for that…

    “Oh – that? It’s soup for my family.”

    “You’re under arrest.”

    “WHAT?! For buying SOUP for my FAMILY? – Since when is THAT an arrestable offense?”

    “Since people started throwing cans of soup at police, that’s when – and being caught in the vicinity of a riot with a dangerous weapon has always been an offense. Don’t worry – your family can come bail you out.”

11. They need to put that punk
    And those like him in a pine box!
    That’s after you tie them to a post and hurl soup at him.
    You could call it souping him to death!

    1. It used to be boiling oil in the middle ages, and you can even get cans of oil today, but oil for your car doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as soup for my family. I wonder if they can get fingerprints off of cans of soup? Well, I guess the soup is not boiling hot, so there’s that!