Sad Pillow

39 Replies to “Sad Pillow”

1. Were people complaining about all the bite marks?

   1. The national market for “pre-bit” pillows wasn’t as strong as local tastes had eluded to.

   2. No, they were complaining about the stains.

2. My company tanked so fast…
   We were racing the Titanic to the bottom.
   We didn’t give Trudeau money to his charity.
   Forgotten logs don’t make good pillow softness.
   Water is wet and was drowning our customers.

3. Reminds me of a young Kielberger.

   1. Reminds me of a young Joseph Goebbels

4. The ‘Exploiting A School Shooting Pillow Company ‘ has folded?

5. Wait! Partners (who own shares) don’t simply walk away from failing businesses … don’t they OWE their fair share of the costs?

   1. The difference between a partnership and a corporation is that for a corporation the answer is “no.”

      1. Silly, sloppy, me. I focused on the word “partnership”. Completely ignored the LLC part. Did pillow biter get his Corporation set up as cheaply as his logo ? Someone might want to check the LLC documents for spelling errors, and worse.

6. When you bring a Liberal to a pillow fight.

   1. Good one Burton!

7. L – “Liberal pillow, able to absorb endless Liberal tears” “Volume discount for universities !”

   —*”Also, useful as sandbags against the floods from melting glaciers due to global warming.”

   *(okay, that has yet to pass long term double blind studies)

   Marketing is the key to success.

8. So tragic. On Mars.

9. Maybe he read 12 Rules for Life – the “Clean Your Room” chapter??? Nah, probably not – just got mugged by reality.

10. When the epistemological mush of ESG trumps the profit motive and shareholder’s interests, the firm deserves to and should fail. SJW corporate activism is not compatible with capitalism but is integral to fascism.

11. The little punk hit the brick wall.

12. Hopefully we get to see a parody on Family Guy episode where Jake Tucker has to fold his pillow business.
    https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Jake_Tucker#:~:text=Jake%20Tucker%20is%20the%20son,%22freak%22%20to%20describe%20him.

13. Child pillow.

14. Why, it’s like capitalism works and hates David Hogg.

    1. But, but, but … he’s a Harvard student!? Such as that means in this era of FAKE scholarship and competency

       1. These Ivy League schools mean absolutely nothing these days.

15. While I admire Mike Lindell, the idea that he “invented” a pillow is something that I find quite amusing. Ain’t America wonderful? Hogg’s problem is a lack of chutzpah and imagination. How about this Dave? “My Wheel”!

    1. At his personal level of technical expertise I think he’d have to work out “My Stone with a Sharp Edge” first.

       1. My stick?

16. Will he be wearing a barrel because of this? I hardly think so. I’m sure he got a nice payout with his departure. Somehow, the movie The Producers comes to mind….

17. I don’t have a clue who this guy is, but perhaps he’s just your typical rent seeker who played the woke in a pump and dump operation.

    1. This was a private corporation that he set up to make Woke Liberal Diverse Union Pillows. There was no stock to pump or dump. He only got as far as a crowd-sourced logo. He didn’t even trademark his company’s name. The only assets this company ever had were it’s free logo and the “fame and notoriety” of its founder. He didn’t even get far enough to have to declare bankruptcy.

18. Bed wetter.

19. Dear David;

    Your fifteen minutes are up.

20. Don’t bring your DORK to a pillow fight!

21. He’ll wander a bit before he finds his true grift. Like the Kielburgers he’ll settle into a nice non-profit. His will likely be funded by some shady Soros organization that needs to launder funds. David will skim some off the top and buy multiple properties like the co-founder of BLM. It’s good he learned early that running a company that actually does something is beyond him.

    Life’s good in the world of woke grifting.

22. Well I’m glad that little pissant is getting what he deserves!
    Perhaps he found out that the left that celebrated his rise, will totally ignore his fall, and won’t even offer a soft pillow (pun intended) to break the fall. Once his usefulness dissipated, he was cast aside just like all the others before him. Stupidity never does learn.

23. Best comment I saw from the US was … A match made in liberal-activist heaven. David Hogg marries Greta Thunberg and they proceed to have little activist piglets.

    GerryK
    No he will learn nothing from this episode of wasting other people’s money.

24. It’s becoming a familiar story for businesses: got woke, went broke. I call it karma.

25. Makes one wonder just how much cash Hogg managed to siphon out of the embryonic corporation before he bailed on his partner.

26. Good Pillow.
    My Pillow.

    What the world really needs is a ‘Green Pillow’.

27. My goodness, and he gave it his all.
    Now apologize to Mike Lindell if you have one speck of class.

28. Well, at least he can fall back on his successful career as a crisis actor.