How the Grinch Stole Western Civilization

We warned it would come to this.

SIX Dr Seuss books will stop being published after Joe Biden canceled the author over claims of “racist and hurtful” imagery.
 
The president skipped a tradition and did not mention Dr Seuss in his Read Across America Day proclamation after the racism claims.[…]
 
Following the racism claims, the business that preserves and protects the author’s legacy confirmed on Tuesday that production of the books will be seized.
 
“And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street,” “If I Ran the Zoo,” “McElligot’s Pool,” “On Beyond Zebra!,” “Scrambled Eggs Super!” and “The Cat’s Quizzer” are being pulled from production.
 
“These books portray people in ways that are hurtful and wrong,” Dr. Seuss Enterprises told The Associated Press in a statement that coincided with the late author and illustrator’s birthday.
 
“Ceasing sales of these books is only part of our commitment and our broader plan to ensure Dr. Seuss Enterprises’ catalog represents and supports all communities and families,” it said.

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50 Replies to “How the Grinch Stole Western Civilization”

  1. Dr. Seuss replied:

    A Cat, a Grinch, a Thing, nay 2;
    A Lorax and a Who that’s blue?
    None of these were men, nor white,
    So why the cheesy, fucking fight?

    Is Cindy Lou too straight, too tall?
    Subservient to one and all?
    You might regret your lack of class,
    When Horton kicks your sorry ass.

    1. I do not think I could be woke
      and ban people for what they spoke
      I couldn’t ban them from facebook,
      from chess . com, (no playing rooks),
      no bathroom stall, to lay a dook,
      quite frankly, I don’t give a fook

      The words I say say what I mean
      When spoken, they are not obscene
      When I say blue, I don’t mean green
      (which causes leftist’s sweaty sheen).

      Communication is an art
      To talk to Bart, or blat a fart
      My words will oft set me apart
      To hug a spouse, or shoot a hart.

      So all your suffering from words
      Are lies, nice tries, for brain of birds.
      If thinking, can’t tell whey from curds,
      Then don’t spend time to shine your turds.

      And so, to you, of open minds
      Reject these thoughts that seek to bind
      that leftists pull from their behinds
      And that most questions will unwind.

  2. That won’t sit well with Prinz Dummkopf. After all, that was probably high-brow literature for him.

  3. Go after Dr. Seuss… OK.
    Come after MEEEEEE…. Not Fair.
    Because it’s MEEEEEE, MEEEEE.

  4. It just reinforces what has always been known about the Communist Cesspool Party (pick a country any and all). Once an asshole always an asshole.

  5. Oh, no! Am I going to have to cancel my dog, whose name is Sam I Am? He is the best doggo!! You have no idea how many smiles Sam has elicited on our walks when children discover what his name is.

    1. Does he eat spam? while on the lam? avoiding kibble, whilst he can?

      (ooch, too much wine tonight! Or not enough on other nights. hic!)

  6. Next,
    They shall Ban the Bible because it alludes to all Blacks
    being spawns of Ham, the Son Noah cursed for finding him drunk and naked
    then going to get his brothers, rather than covering his father up
    Yes, Noah had 3 sons
    And there are only 3 Races
    Caucasoid
    Mongoloid
    Negroid

    You do the Math

    1. No, the Bible will be cancelled because it does not look kindly upon sexual deviants. This issue is particularly mentioned in Deuteronomy.

      1. The old testament only. Love, free love, will be branded as Christ’s way.

        Much like a bad painter with a bad mustache talked in his book written in prison about how Christianity must be warped before his vision could be achieved. And many on the left don’t see this as a reason that his end results are a rejection of Christianity instead of a continuation of them.

  7. A misunderstanding. C’mon man. Seuss isn’t banned, it’s just nobody can buy the books. Reality: The read was too tough for Joe.
    This isn’t satire? Hansel and Cancel? A book with funny pictures and silly sonnet. How offensive. Because blacks can’t rhyme?
    Can’t wait for Biden’s children’s book replacement author, Dr. Falsie and his pictorial “Knaves and Slaves.” Coming soon.

  8. I’m not sure which is worse, the senile and corrupt puppet of the Marxist Democrats self-designating his failing mind as Censor-in-Chief or the corporate cowardice of Dr. Seuss Enterprises apparently self-censoring while groveling in futile appeasement.

    Canada may be committing suicide under the Spawn’s basic dictatorship but the US is tearing itself apart by becoming one big crab bucket of identity politics.

  9. The whole Dr. Seuss racist connection is way over my head.

    I didn’t think there were any humans depicted in the books, just animal caricatures, cartoon or otherwise (?)

    Will the Liberals be rounding up white dogs & cats for the ovens next?

    1. McElligot’s Pool! What !?

      Well that seals it. My love of that book as a child is PROOF of my own systemic racism … Right? All the fanciful creatures that lurked in the little pool were emblematic of my own FEAR of strange, foreign-looking creatures, née foreigners … Right? It wasn’t really “FUN” to see what else might have lived in that pool … it was “teaching me to HATE strange looking fish” … Right? WTF!?

      I have a DREAM … that my grandson can hold Dr. Seuss books in his hands FREE of any leftist narrative spoiling their innocent fun.

      1. Keep your copies safe. Book burnings (digital or literal) have a habit of removing things from the public sphere.

        My son was on a kick for this for about 4 months. Every other night this was the story he wanted.

        Good times. 🙂

  10. Could be based on left-over anti-Trump hysteria. After all, Melania gave Seuss books to a number of libraries and was criticized by some librarian.

    1. I can’t wait for the government rallies in stadia across the country, where potential vaccine-passport holders are forced to go to listen to long speeches by our “leaders.” If you applaud loud enough and long enough you get to have your passport. If you are not sufficiently proud enough of your leader you will have to sew a gold star patch onto every piece of clothing you have. I’m sure the next Leni Riefenstahl is warming up her/their cameras as we speak.

  11. they forgot Green Eggs and Ham.

    classic example of white egg privileged anti-green racism

    1. Now were those eggs green colour or simply environmentally-friendly?

  12. The decision was made before the election by Dr. Seuss’s ungrateful heirs.

    https://apnews.com/article/dr-seuss-books-racist-images-d8ed18335c03319d72f443594c174513

    Apparently First Lady Melania Trump made the mistake of donating copies of Dr. Seuss books to a school library in Cambridge, Massachusetts. The librarian wasn’t the least bit grateful, of course.

    https://www.hbook.com/?detailStory=dear-mrs-trump

    Once word got around that the Orange Horror was a fan of Dr. Seuss, cancellation was only a matter of time.

    1. Melania may have gotten better treatment if she gave out a few Karl Marx books.
      Ah who am I kidding , they still would have called her racist.

    2. What’s funny is that I’ve spent allot of time in Asian countries and it’s a familiar sight to see –

      “In “And to Think That I Saw It on Mulberry Street,” an Asian person is portrayed wearing a conical hat, holding chopsticks, and eating from a bowl.”

      Heck, you can see that going into a Japanese garden or any major Chinatown.

      1. Yes, but the only cultural differences allowed are skin colour and gender (not sex). True diversity of colour or thought are almost illegal.

  13. SantanyasGhost,…..yup….Orange Man Bad!
    Just like Hydroxichloroquin. The minute Trump said it works …all Doctors forgot their OATH and didnt use it. And still dont. Instead pushing a questionable, “vaccine”! From none other than Bill Gates! When did he become a virologist? ( The one thing he was good at – is not that good. Microsoft has lots of problems) People died because of it.
    I see lawsuits piling up.

  14. My First Grade teacher wife dresses up in her Cat in the Hat suit, and actually cooks Green Eggs and Ham in her classroom every year on Mar. 2 (Dr. Seuss Birthday) . Not only is her Marxist UNION refusing to let her back into the classroom to serve up her green dye #8 eggs … now they’ve CANCELLED The Cat in the Hat.

    The wife was literally DEPRESSED last night … trying to decide how to change what she’s been doing for 30 years in her classroom … today.

    There is literally NO HOPE for our future when we are being BULLIED by generations of wreckers. A generation incapable of building anything more substantial than a TikToc dance video … but are highly skilled at … “tearing it all down ma’aaaan”

    1. Kenji – maybe as a throwback?

      “Your parents would have experienced it like this…” then do the lesson. “Don’t be like your parents, now that you know what they learned.”

      If she couches it negatively, there’s a good chance she could get away with it. (or at least, could have a good laugh at the idea)

  15. I never liked Dr. Seuss. Not even as a child.

    But this race baiting is going to ridiculous lengths.

    A racist behind every tree now, and in every children’s book or cartoon.

    Public book burning parties coming soon? Oh wait, can’t do that, not “environmentally friendly”. Book mulching parties.

    1. OK, so we’re all racists now. The question will soon be just how racist. (“You’re a racist! How come you don’t hate Coleslawvanians and Lower Slobovians?”)

    2. Nor did I ever like Dr. Suess, then or now. I nevet saw the attraction. But this racism BS is beyond the pale. (Yeah, I guess the critics think it is, but not quite like I meant it.)

  16. Kamala will do a book, the ownership of which will be mandatory. ‘CWY FWEEDOM”!!!

  17. Biden, just like our own True Dough, is just another communist stooge doing what he is told to do.
    President Trump was/is the last one between us and them, he even told us that they were after us, not him.

  18. The article didn’t mention the actual stories that were “racist.” Here they are:

    “Academics have highlighted a Chinese character in Mulberry Street as problematic, due to him being depicted with chopsticks and a bowl of rice. They’ve also pointed out that two African men in If I Ran the Zoo are shown wearing nothing but grass skirts.”

    And to think we see that on Main Street, or its fascist iteration Mulberry Street. Can this get any stupider or more tragic? Yup.

    Totalitarian pain is just starting. If funny picture books intended for children are considered racist, the lunatics run the asylum.

    1. Not to mention the spectacle we are forced to see at every “PRIDE” Parade. As crazy and imaginative Dr. Seuss characters are … the Fag Parades exceed Mr. Geisel’s wildest imagination. So what’s the big deal when a character in Dr. Seuss books replicates the reality seen parading on our streets once a year?

  19. Let’s see,
    Dr Seus racist
    J. K. Rowling anti trans

    At this rate, Universal Orlando will have to shut down.

  20. “Consider Poor Mr. Potter, T crosser and I dotter
    Spends his days out in Van Nuys crossing t’s and dotting I’s”
    Turns out Mr. Potter is the lucky one after all.
    The rest of us not so much.

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