Best Photo Caption?

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1. At least there’s no sh@% out here to worry about.

2. Yeah those yoga classes I’ve been going to have done wonders for my core muscles!

3. If I live to be 100 I’m gonna win this race.

4. Justin Turtle experiences the log differently and those working hard to join it.

5. Robert prolly hopes you’ll say something nice about the pic along with your caption.

   Nice pic Robert. Rich velvety natural colours. Great capture.

   1. Nope, just looking for a very funny caption!

6. Turtles need love too.

   Turtles in love

7. PEI introduces their new cabinet.

8. I feel pretty
   Oh, so pretty
   I feel pretty, and witty and gay

9. Imagine me and you, I do, I think about you day and night…

10. Still baked on 4-21

    1. OMG there was indeed a huge 420 smoke up in GG Park yesterday!!!

       1. Oh yeah there was … did you get a contact high?

11. My first chance to jump Suzie and now I’m stuck!

12. Turtle Orgy. Slow poke!!!

13. As God as my witness I thought turtles could fly.

    1. Insert WKRP closing theme here:

14. Oye! Shove over gringo. Thees ees a sanctuary ceetee!

15. That water tastes like sh*t!

16. Reminds me of me, with morning wood. Have to get up on my hands and knees to turn over in bed.

17. It’s turtles planching, all the way back.

18. Surprise butt sex, the best kind of butt sex.

19. Lead turtle: Did you just fart?
    Middle turtle: You just had to….
    Last turtle: Who Me?

20. My name is “Justin”….. “Just-in”

21. Oh, shit. My toe nails haven’t finished drying from my $75 pedicure.

22. Sugar is Sweet,
    And so is Myrtle Turtle!

23. Move over…. stop hogging the last piece of real estate in San Fran that’s not covered in human shit.

24. NSFW

25. Swan Lake.

26. Two points and a $200 fine for following too close.

27. That’s why it’s called Leap Frog, not Leap Turtle.

28. I left my fart in San Francisco.

29. Shell Shock!

30. Hooray! Sanctuary city, here I come….and poo, and pee, and live for free! Yippee!

31. See, I do give a flying fk!

    1. At a live concert last night, the singing group ‘The McConnells’ performs their new hit song, “Judicial Fast-Track.”

32. This one will be a Reverse 2 ½ Somersault ½ Twist.

33. Up a creek with no paddles for the Libs Cons and NDP after October 2019…

    Go Max Go

34. Adder snakes aren’t they only reptiles which can multiply by logs.

    (Sorry. Variation of old math class joke. Multiplication is achieved by adding logarithms.)

35. “I’m sorry. If I had known you were reporting for a national paper, I never would have been so forward.”

36. When you think it’s fun to tailgate…

37. I don’t care how silly I look, by this time tomorrow, we’ll be trending on Terrapintarest.

    1. Speaking of Jerryskids … I’d say this Terrapin was anxious to make the Station
       https://youtu.be/k77EE3a7DUg
       One of my favorite Dead tunes of all time

38. Climate change is making this water way too hot!!

39. Brace yourself, Effie!

40. Ok Team Turdeau, lets all stick our heads in our shells and hope the nightmare ends.

    1. It’s San Francisco. It’s the Teenage Transexual Twink Turtles: Warhol, Lichtenstein, and Pollock.

41. McConnell Crossing The Swamp

    (Mitch, Susan Collins, with Paul Ryan at the helm)

42. Damn that autopilot. At least I didn’t catch on fire.

43. an artist’s representation of how CNN gathers information on Trump- Russia collusion.

44. Yippy-yah-yay…
    It’s furdle-durdle time!

45. Ribbet, ribbet. Hey mommy, I think I’m a frog.

46. “You’re doing that thing with your feet again aren’t you?”

47. “Yes they have a net and I don’t think they’re buying we’re a big alligator”

48. “Yeah, maybe lay off the chocolate for a bit Steve….”

49. “Yeah for sure, you’re UCLA gymnast Katelyn Ohashi “

50. “How the **** do I hear clapping?”