I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords

10 Replies to “I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Overlords”

1. Hey, you buy Kaepernick shoes, you get no sympathy from me.

   Maybe the app only works when you take a knee?

2. We didn’t get to where we are as species by giving up on infant technology due to minor glitches in the first couple years. We learned from our mistakes and improved upon it. Frankly I find the whole attitude espoused by these types of posts to be pathetic and entitled.

   1. ‘…”My left shoe won’t even reboot.” …’ Priceless. The smart shoes will become self-aware before the wearers. (And before Andrew, obviously.)

   2. It’s not infant technology.

      It’s infantilizing technology.

   3. We also ADVANCE as a society by DUMPING loser ideas. However, something tells me Andrew wears Velcro closing tennis shoes … which is a very good thing for arthritis victims, very young children, and unstylish immigrants from Southeast Asia

      1. Personally I trust the markets to sort out the viability of internet connected shoes. Shouldn’t take long. Doesn’t mean we shouldn’t at least try.

   4. andew, if people learned from their mistakes, there would be NO phukking liberals

3. Only the FBI can’t tie their own shoes…Gees the little bi-sexual ANDY misses his Comey… Which one wore the Panty Hose…..

4. Forget about walking. You don’t have to… “Current Reaction”. As a matter of fact, you don’t have to drive. You can take a nap (scroll down).

5. Android’s BlueTooth support is utter shite, is the problem. The iPhone has a much nicer and more reliable stack.