Honey, I Finished The Internet

12 Replies to “Honey, I Finished The Internet”

1. The story, sadly, has a sad ending:

   https://shoeuntied.wordpress.com/2018/11/26/update-drunk-australian-pig-that-started-fight-with-cow-killed-in-car-accident/

2. That will do, pig. That will do.

3. Who won?

4. https://www.boredpanda.com/swimming-pigs-dead-tourist-alcohol-bahamas/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

   Poor Piggy, too bad he was so far away from Exuma. He didn’t know that it was “better in the Bahamas!” Scroll and see the amazing video at the end. ( …And the bikini clad beauty- for all you lesbians, ha, ha! )
   I visited the Grand Isle over 40 years ago, never saw any feral pigs though. It is so beautiful there! Ahhhhhhhhhhh! Mmmmwaaaa!

5. “Killed in a car accident” I don’t need to read any further. I’ve seen it all before — a night of drinking, hamming it up for the crowd, pigging out on bar food, brawling with a shot to the chops, climbs into a car, rolls it over into the ditch, probably not wearing his seatbelt. Now he’s tenderloin.

   1. And this:
      /www.thespruceeats.com

   2. He may have gone hog wild but he wasn’t boaring.

      1. (No recipe @ 1:32 am and no one told me… you are all so polite.)
         “He may have gone hog wild but he wasn’t boaring”…
         Ha ha, good one, and neither is this prankster ‘boring’:

         ▪So, did you hear the one about the prankster who phoned the butcher shop and asked the butcher if he had any pig’s feet. The butcher replied,” Why, why, why, yes we do”. The prankster replied, ” well put some shoes on, nobody will notice” and hung up the phone.

6. That’s what I call a pressed ham!

7. too funny.

8. Too bad there wasn’t a video of this swine’s shenanigans.

9. ya? well if the porcine citizen had been toking, the fight wouldnt have happened now. harumph harumph. LOL !!!

   squee !!! squee !!!! squee !!!!